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We are in the middle of a heat wave. People won’t stop complaining about it. I, for one, don’t mind the heat at all, save the puddles of boob and ass sweat that it causes. We mopped those up before we took today’s “What Are We Wearing?” photos, don’t worry. Keep clicking to see what we’re wearing…
Listen, I don’t want to be posting this often about The Gos. I really don’t. Every time I watch a video of him or see a super sexy photo (aka all photos of him ever), I feel like a diabetic who’s been locked inside a cupcake shop. Look but don’t touch! Or else someone will file a restraining order! Anyway, Ryan is promoting “Crazy Stupid Love” like, well, crazy this week and he can’t help but do something blog-worthy during each appearance, so bear with me. This is my job. I am answering the call of duty. Here he is demonstrating his “Dirty Dancing” move on Al Roker. Nobody puts Ryan in a corner. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »
When I was growing up, one of life’s greatest pleasures was going over to my grandmother’s house and making Coke slushies and microwaved s’mores. These days, I can still make s’mores when I’ve got the hankering, but my homemade slushie cravings have long gone unquenched because I lacked the proper device — but not anymore! The Slush Mug is back, baby! This retro mug miraculously turns your favorite tasty beverage into frozen slush thanks to the highly scientific “Glaciercore.” Plus, now that I’m of age, I can use it to make alcoholic versions of my old favorites. Jack and Coke Slushies, anyone?
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Ryan Gosling really needs to stop torturing me with his ridiculous hotness. I love how mbarrassed and giggly he is in this video, reading some of the “Hey Girl” quotes from the blog F**k Yeah Ryan Gosling. Imagine how embarrassed and giggly he’ll be when I eventually show him my Ryan Gosling Stalker Map! No, seriously, I have one. [Celebuzz] Keep reading »
Last night on “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon,” guest Justin Timberlake assisted Jimmy in performing “The History of Rap, Part 2.” Apparently, the only way we get to enjoy Justin doing what he does best — music! — is when he’s promoting what he does second best — acting! I’ll take it. Keep reading »
Two things to know about today’s “What Are We Wearing?” First, JULIE DEBUTS HER NEW HAIR COLOR. I put that in all caps because it is that striking. Secondly, I have already concocted a scheme to steal Intern Kamilah’s shoes, so don’t bother. Keep clickin’ to see what we’re wearing today!