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Quick Pic: When Did Marilyn Manson Turn Into Cookie Monster?

Speaking of Marilyn Manson, what happened to his face?
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Retired Police Woman Takes Down Bank Robber With Sleeper Hold — Learn How!

This Saturday, another woman played super hero, taking down a bank robber at a Southern California Albertson’s store. Cyndi Orel, a 128-pound retired police woman, grabbed the robber and put him in a sleeper hold. The hold blocked the blood flow to his brain, causing the 220-pound guy to pass out (twice) while they waited for the police to arrive. They arrested the man and have linked him to another eight to ten robberies. [AssociatedPress]

To learn how to give your own sleeper hold, watch professional wrestler Gene Lebell’s instructional video, after the jump. Not that I’m telling you to stop bank robberies, but it might be useful in the future for a party trick? Or not? Keep reading »

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Jennifer Aniston And Bradley Cooper Are Dating! Brangelina Hides The Twins!

Awww, sweet hump day. We’re not too far from the week’s finish line. And thanks to these tabloids, there are still many new celebrity rumors to distract you briefly from your real life. So worry about famous people, at least until we find out there was nothing to worry about tomorrow. This week’s Tabloid Cheat Sheet is below. Keep reading »

Total Awesomeness At “The Real Housewives Of New Jersey” Reunion

The first part of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” reunion was on last night and it was genius. In addition to rehashing the table-turning drama at the final episode dinner and uttering an uncountable number of “bubbies,” the ladies discussed their family values. In particular, Caroline, Dina, Jacqueline, Teresa and Danielle all plan on teaching their daughters how to keep a clean house and select their future husband’s clothes for them. As for the sons? Well, they just hope their future daughter-in-laws baby their babies the way they do. Sigh. Also climactic? Caroline defending her husband and deceased father-in-law, who the media has claimed had mafia connections. Clip above! I got chills. Part two airs tomorrow night — can’t wait! Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Why Is Robert Pattinson Bruised & Bloody?!

I’m not sure if RPatz has actually been Perez’d or if this is makeup, but he is heading to the set of his new movie “Remember Me.” [New York City, 6/23/09] Keep reading »

Burger King Wants Their Super Seven Incher Sandwich To Remind You Of Giving Head

Burger King must be sweatin’ the competition because their latest ad for the “Super Seven Incher” makes Carl’s Jr.’s raciest ads seem, well, subtle. And just in case the woman with her mouth agape didn’t convey enough sexual innuendo, the copy at the bottom reads, “Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled with the NEW BK SUPER SEVEN INCHER. Yearn for more after you taste the mind-blowing burger that comes with a single beef patty, topped with American cheese, crispy onions and the A1 Thick and Hearty Steak Sauce.” Um, yeah. Click past the jump to see the full ad. [Copyranter] Keep reading »

Prince William And Prince Harry (Or “Baldy and Ginger”) Are Roomies!

Prince William and Prince Harry, or as the U.K. Daily Express calls them, “Baldy and Ginger,” are doing flight training together in Shropshire, which sounds suspiciously like “Hobbit” territory to me. William is training to become a search and rescue pilot, while Harry will fly attack helicopters and recently spent ten weeks serving in Afghanistan. The two are now roommates for what Harry calls, “the first and last time we will be living together.” [Hello Magazine]

Of course, being hot young princeys, they’re always up to no good and enjoy many topless pillow fights. No, but seriously, how cute is it that they have to live together and take care of each other and give each other sponge baths? Okay, so I’m being wildly inappropriate, but here are their latest royal ramblings on the subject. Keep reading »

Perez Hilton Not Getting Much Sympathy From Hollywood

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John Mayer Vs. Perez

Manicurist Tries To Rip Fake Nails Off Teenage Girl

I never bother getting manicures because I’ll inevitably mess them up 20 minutes later on something totally innocuous, like a cupcake. (No really, true story.) But some women get super serious about their fake nails. Apparently, this includes nail technicians, as demonstrated this week when a Washington State manicurist allegedly attempted to rip off a 13-year-old girl’s pumpkin-colored fake nails when the girl was bummed on the design and tried to bail without paying. Of course, when the police showed up, the girl’s mom coughed up $10, even though the manicurist asked for $30. Now this manicurist might be facing misdemeanor assault charges.

All I have to say is, really, pumpkin-colored nails? Of course she didn’t like how they looked in the end. Also, are 13-year-old girls really getting fake nails? Aren’t teenage girls intimidating enough? If I learned anything from puberty, it’s that you don’t mess with mean girls…especially ones with sharp talons. [Dayton Daily News] Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Someone Get Dakota Fanning A Tampon

Actually, I think this is fake blood, probably for a scene in the movie she’s filming, “The Runaways.” Maybe there is some pivotal moment in Cherie Currie’s life where she gets her period suddenly and it impacts Joan Jett’s band forever. [Los Angeles, 6/23/09] Keep reading »

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