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Prince William And Kate Middleton Get The Best Wedding Gift Ever

Crystal gravy boats? Meh. Monogrammed towels? Yawn. Gold-threaded table linens? Whatevs. A baby f**king penguin courtesy of England’s Chester Zoo? Now that is the best wedding gift given to Prince William and Kate Middleton! Don’t be alarmed, animal rights activists — little Acorn the Penguin isn’t going to be living at Buckingham Palace. He’ll chill with the commoner penguins at the zoo, but hopefully his new mom and dad will come visit from time to time. Check out one more photo of Acorn after the jump. Want! [via Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

The Best & Worst Looks Of The Week!

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Mother’s Day Gift Guide Inspired By “Mommie Dearest”

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“Mommie Dearest” is hands down one of my favorite movies of all time. Faye Dunaway plays the real-life actress Joan Crawford in the film, which is based on a memoir of the same name written by Crawford’s adopted daughter Christina. Christina alleged in the book — and thus the movie — that Crawford was, in a word, psycho. And Mother’s Day is for psycho moms too. Here are some Mother’s Day gift ideas for your own looney tunes momma — or even the perfectly normal and lovely one you’re lucky to have.

Booze Peddler

Spring has sprung! Time to start riding our bikes everywhere — to work, to do errands, and to rooftop parties where the wine shall flow freely. The wine! Oh crap, we’re supposed to bring a bottle — perhaps a lovely Malbec or Pinot Grigio. Transporting the booze is no problem with oopsmark’s leather wine holster with brass hardware, which secures tightly on our bike’s frame and fits any size bottle of vino. Start peddling.

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Tech Update: Commenting Issues To Be Resolved Soon (Hopefully!)

Hi all! Lucca is napping — soooo lazy — so I’m posting this tech update. This is our first day using Disqus as a commenting platform — as I’m sure you’ve noticed, there are some bugs, most notably that all comments are appearing on all posts. Our tech team is working with Disqus on resolving this — and other issues — and hopefully everything will be running smoothly soon. In the end, we think you’ll find Disqus a pleasure to use. Thanks for your patience! Keep reading »

Is There A Sex Toy Double Standard?

I have … hold on, let me count … five vibrators. While I don’t flaunt them — i.e., they’re not laying out on my bedside table for guests to ogle — I don’t pretend not to have them. I am an empowered woman! I masturbate! I am the master of my own orgasm! Roar! Or rather, purrrrr

But I gotta admit, if a dude I liked confessed to using a sex toy, like, say, a Fleshlight, to masturbate, I would be weirded out. It’s hypocritical, no doubt, but I’m not alone. Am I part of a sex toy double standard? Keep reading »

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