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10 (Imaginary) Websites Dedicated To Hot Guys Doing Random Stuff

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There’s something for everyone. Like seeing cute chicks pick up dog poo? Check out HCPUDS.com! You know what site I’d like to see? “Hollywood Hotties Showing Ass Crack” — like Seal, above. Check out the nine other sites dedicated to hot men doing random crap that I’d like to see…

Why Did Page Six Magazine Photoshop The Living Hell Out Of Heidi Klum’s Butt?

The image above is not the offending image. The offending image is after the jump — that’s how wonky it is. So, Heidi Klum is on the cover of this week’s quarterly issue of Page Six Magazine and I don’t know when they did the photo shoot, but Heidi is mega preggers right now, so it must have been forevs ago OR they shot it recently and went to Crazy Town with the retouching. Whatever the case may be, they did a horrendous job. Heidi’s got an enviable “curvy” (for a model) and motherly physique — this hack job gives her what my coworker calls “totes flapjacks.” It ain’t right! Click after the jump to see Heidi’s wonk ass. Keep reading »

OMG! Is Taylor Momsen A Cutter?!

So seriously, if she is, it’s not funny. But Little J was out past her bedtime as usual last night and displayed some suspicious markings on her inner wrist. Now, as a clumsy gal myself, these could be the result of a fall or an angry cat. But girlfriend is going for a rock ‘n’ roll image and nothing says “punk rock” like “I cut myself to feel.” [NYC, 9/9/09] Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Alright Mr. DeMille, I’m Ready For My Close-Up

Another day, another wacky Gaga getup. [London, 9/9/09]
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Do Hollywood’s Unlucky-In-Love Ladies Still Believe In The L-Word?

Despite being America’s favorite broken-hearted sweetheart, to promote her new movie, “Love Happens,” Jennifer Aniston confessed to Australian Harper’s Bazaar that she’s still very hopeful. “I’m still a romantic,” she said. “I still believe in love.” [Celebitchy]

Awww … I don’t know if Jen’s serious or if she’s just trying to trick us into thinking that she’s really falling for Aaron Eckhart so we go see the movie. Since Jennifer isn’t the only lady in Hollywood who’s had a rough ride on the relationship train, I thought I’d look up what some other unlucky in love ladies have to say about romance. And they were pretty easy to find by searching John Mayer‘s exes. Keep reading »

Gratuitously Adorable Baby Tiger Video

Urlesque is organizing some awful web-wide ban on cat-related content TOMORROW and while I shall refuse to participate (not hard to do, considering cat-related content isn’t our bread and butter), I will get maximum enjoyment out of a baby tiger yawning today. [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

Quick Pic: “There’s Nothing To See Here! Besides My Blinding Yellow Parka!”

[London, 9/8/09]
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John Hudson Had The Worst 18th Birthday Ever

I’m a little sad for John Hudson. The dude just turned 18 and to celebrate his birthday, he decided to squat between two cars in a parking lot and masturbate while wearing women’s undies and stockings. Then the cops arrived, totally busting up his private party of one, and arrested Hudson on obscenity and trespassing charges. The police also found pornographic magazines, lotion and a “pink dildo with pubic hairs on it.” In his “defense,” Hudson says he has a “fetish” for such things. I feel bad for the dude. Just turned 18 and already has a criminal record for something that’s pretty harmless. I mean, I wouldn’t want my five-year-old happening upon Hudson, but the fact that he was squatting between two cars indicates he was at least trying to hide — doesn’t that count for something? [Splash News] Keep reading »

George Clooney’s #1 Fan Strips, Begs His Idol To “Choose Me!”


Last week we confessed our earliest celebrity crushes, and a few of the desperate ways in which we tried to get their attention. But George Clooney’s #1 fan takes the cake. In the video above, George is taking questions at a press conference at the Venice International Film Festival, where he’s promoting “The Men Who Stare At Goats.” Skip ahead to about 1:25 to hear (and briefly see) a male Clooney fan strip off his shirt and declare his love for the actor. Clooney handles the outburst with his usual debonair class. DListed] Keep reading »

Marie Claire Writer Is Sick Of Seeing Your Naked Body In Her Gym Locker Room!

The lady blogs are all a-cluck over a piece in the latest issue of Marie Claire in which writer Lea Goldman practically begs her fellow gym-goers to “put your clothes on already!” — in the locker room that is. Goldman writes that she’s tired of women using the gym locker room to perform various tasks that would otherwise be done in the confines of one’s home — clipping toenails, brushing teeth, plucking eyebrows, and even “blow-drying their girly bits” — while she is simply trying to “get in, get out.” The thing is, Goldman knows her discomfort is her problem, but she still wants everyone else to bend to her whims. Keep reading »

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