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August 8: What Are We Wearing Today?

What Are We Wearing?
It’s a shortened version of What Are We Wearing, as Julie is at home with a migraine (so, probably wearing pajamas) and Ami is embarrassed to be wearing an outfit she wore only a week ago. But Kate, Jessica, and I brought it today so click on through to see the threads we’re rocking…

Nerd Girl Porn: Super Hot Dudes Holding Super Adorable Babies

Most would probably agree that the sight of a hot guy holding a baby in one of those hippie swaddle things is basically the hottest thing ever because it touches on two primal urges—the desire to f**k and the desire to procreate. I’m not saying all women want kids, but a glimpse of a hot dude holding a ridiculously cute baby is enough to make even the biggest kid hater go “hmm…” Said effect is evidenced by this recent Twit Pic of David Beckham cuddling little Harper Seven. Holy crap, I don’t even know who to swoon over. [Celebitchy]

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Money Shot: X-Rated Shadow Puppetry

You’ve seen shadow puppets before (maybe not since you were four), but never one like this. It’s a woman! No, it’s a man! No, it’s an optical illusion! Who knew shadow puppetry could be so dirty? [Lovegifs] Keep reading »

The Daily Ovulation: Babies Compete In Diaper Derby

 

Is New York’s recent Diaper Derby a baby race or a metaphor for life? You decide. Existential philosophy aside, it’s hard not to enjoy a good baby competition because no one really cares about winning, everyone is just doing they’re thang in their onsies. I think the world would be a better place if there were more baby competitions. There could even be a prime time special like a baby Olympics, or the Puppy Bowl, only with babies. You heard the idea here first. Keep reading »

Cool Trick: How To Make Scrambled Eggs Still In The Shell

Yesterday, I kind of fell down a major DIY rabbit hole. No, I wasn’t actually doing Do-It-Yourself projects all day; I was just reading about them on the internet. I tend to file DIY projects in three categories: 1) cool projects I would do if I had the time (a custom headboard made from scrap wood!) 2) stupid projects I would never waste my time on (why would I make my own laundry soap?), and 3) cool projects I actually DO have the time for. I came across this particular trick on the blog Obsessionist, and while it’s not exactly DIY, it’s still cool and not time-consuming. Because who doesn’t want to know how to make scrambled eggs still in the shell, especially when all you really need is a pair of stockings?! [Obsessionist] Keep reading »

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