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“Mommie Dearest” is hands down one of my favorite movies of all time. Faye Dunaway plays the real-life actress Joan Crawford in the film, which is based on a memoir of the same name written by Crawford’s adopted daughter Christina. Christina alleged in the book — and thus the movie — that Crawford was, in a word, psycho. And Mother’s Day is for psycho moms too. Here are some Mother’s Day gift ideas for your own looney tunes momma — or even the perfectly normal and lovely one you’re lucky to have.
Spring has sprung! Time to start riding our bikes everywhere — to work, to do errands, and to rooftop parties where the wine shall flow freely. The wine! Oh crap, we’re supposed to bring a bottle — perhaps a lovely Malbec or Pinot Grigio. Transporting the booze is no problem with oopsmark’s leather wine holster with brass hardware, which secures tightly on our bike’s frame and fits any size bottle of vino. Start peddling.
Hi all! Lucca is napping — soooo lazy — so I’m posting this tech update. This is our first day using Disqus as a commenting platform — as I’m sure you’ve noticed, there are some bugs, most notably that all comments are appearing on all posts. Our tech team is working with Disqus on resolving this — and other issues — and hopefully everything will be running smoothly soon. In the end, we think you’ll find Disqus a pleasure to use. Thanks for your patience! Keep reading »
I have … hold on, let me count … five vibrators. While I don’t flaunt them — i.e., they’re not laying out on my bedside table for guests to ogle — I don’t pretend not to have them. I am an empowered woman! I masturbate! I am the master of my own orgasm! Roar! Or rather, purrrrr…
But I gotta admit, if a dude I liked confessed to using a sex toy, like, say, a Fleshlight, to masturbate, I would be weirded out. It’s hypocritical, no doubt, but I’m not alone. Am I part of a sex toy double standard? Keep reading »
Take a good look at this shoe. It is reminiscent of a number of different designer heels currently being featured in magazines and sold at expensive retailers like Bloomingdale’s and Shopbop. Amazingly, however, these stacked heeled sandals — which would look so cute with everything from skinny jeans to a floaty sundress — are from Target’s Mossimo brand and cost less than a hardcover book, a sushi dinner, and a date night at the movies. They are so cute and affordable that not buying them would be kind of silly. And you’re not silly are you? No. No you’re not. We’re not either. We’ll take one in each color.