“Dating is new to me … I see the whole thing like someone who’s been in a coma and I’ve come out like, ‘Wait, people text message? They text love? How do you text about love??’”
—Oliva Wilde talks to Nylon about swimming the dating shark pool again after her divorce. Oh man, I feel for her. She has so many more confusing moments to confront. It makes me momentarily grateful to be a dating veteran. I may be single, but at least I (kind of) know how the dating machine operates. [Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »
I had to read this Daily Mail article about a dangerous, self-tanning nasal spray at least three times before I understood what was going on. It was so incomprehensible to me. Here’s the breakdown: in the UK there’s a self tanning product called Ubertan that’s all the rage in salons. It’s an herbal nasal spray that promises to darken your skin tone by heightening melatonin melanin levels when snorted twice a day for seven to 10 days. Keep reading »
We’re officially too old to use those fun smelly markers at work. Do they even make those anymore? We lived for those things in elementary school. Now you can get a whiff of your childhood and still appear to be a respectable adult with this pack of Smencils. These gourmet scented pencils smell yummy and are environmentally friendly. Our “to do” list is going to smell amazing.
Dear Ryan Gosling,
Oh Ryan, you’re so funny. You know, I know what you’re doing, right? Sure, you may be telling people that this new look is for a movie, something called “The Place Behind The Pines” that I will obviously see 10 times. But I know you’re really just trying to look less attractive so I won’t love you so much. Not gonna work, Ry! You may have bleached your hair, but you didn’t bleach my soul. Even that fake tear tattoo isn’t putting a dent in my devotion. It washes off! The hair will grow out! Someday we’re going to be old and gray and incontinent, Ryan; your fading looks and a restraining order won’t keep me away then, and they won’t keep me away now. You can’t get rid of me, darling Gos. But props for trying!
Yours 4 life,
Amelia Keep reading »
Today’s “What Are We Wearing?” features a very special guest — international superstar CELINE DION! Keep clickin’ to see what I mean…
Let us take a moment to review the trajectory of Lauren Conrad‘s career. She went from teen reality star, to fashion designer, to novelist. LC has multiple clothing lines, endorsement deals, a beauty website, a fashion book, a regular writing gig, and a series of novels. Seriously, does this girl sleep? Based on the aforementioned list, you’d think she would be too busy to do anything else, like, say, baking. Wrong! In her spare time she loves to whip up cupcakes, cookies, and cakes—so much so that she is planning to open up a fancy bakery in Hollywood. Keep reading »