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This is the most ridiculous story I’ve read all week, possibly all year. A Kansas couple was having sex in, where else, a dumpster, when they were robbed at knifepoint, the assailants making off with shoes, jewelry and a wallet. A 59-year-old man did the actually thieving, but he was “egged on” by a 64-year-old male accomplice. So first of all, it’s weird enough that two people were f**king in a goddamn dumpster — the pile of trash bags sitting next to the dumpster wasn’t filthy enough? But it’s even more hilarious that two seniors (well, close enough) decided that they would be the ideal people to rob, because clearly the place where they’ve chosen to f**k demonstrates wealth. Anyway, this story ends happily because the robbers were busted by the po-po and the couples’ belongings were returned. No word on why they didn’t get a room. [NY Daily News] Keep reading »
Fashion Week is totally the appropriate time to premiere a movie about one of the industry’s most famous designers. “Coco Avant Chanel” (or “Coco Before Chanel” for those who refuse to speak French) premiered last night and everyone who attended dressed as if Coco herself would be passing judgment. Keep clicking to see what Audrey Tatou, Rachel Bilson, Agyness Deyn, and Estelle wore.
I don’t know about you guys, but this has already been the longest week ever and I could use a vacay. But since that’s out of the question, we’ll have to take a vacation with our minds. What better way to do that than indulge in some trashy tabloid drama? We did the dirty work and packaged the headlines in short, easy-to-read blurbs, cause we like you that much!
I’m surprised this didn’t happen sooner. Hollywood’s hottest It Girl of the moment, “Jennifer’s Body” badass, Megan Fox, is on the cover of the music/pop-culture rag. In the photos she looks gorg as always, keeping her toe thumbs conveniently out of every shot. So what is Miss Fox’s theory on why she has “bewitched” Hollywood? “A powerful, confident vagina … Men are scared of vaginas.” Where do I get one of those? One more pic, after the jump … [Oh No They Didn't!] Keep reading »
Oh hai. I just spent the last hour ogling hot shirtless dudes on my new favorite website, SquareHippies.com. (This is the site where Susannah found our Crush of the Day, Joel Hicks The Gravy Wrestler.) Doing so has made me even more convinced of one of my beliefs in life — that a hairy chest is a manly chest and a manly chest is worth cuddling, gripping, and licking. Click through this slideshow to see 19 fine-ass men who want nothing to do with a razor.
A Yale professor’s words this week were chilling after Annie Le‘s body was found in the wall of a campus lab: “There is a murderer among us.” Since access to the building is limited to Yale staff and students, it looks like someone in the community is the killer. The cops have already arrested and released one “person of interest” in the case—Raymond Clark III, who some say had an unrequited crush on Le. The police stress that they are still casting a wide net and looking at many different scenarios. [NY Times]
Luckily, murders on college campuses are very rare. Still, when they happen, they become front-page news. Here’s a brief, morbid history, which includes proof of why you shouldn’t enroll at Eastern or Western Michigan University. Keep reading »
Meghan McCain has something very important to admit. She. Wears. Hair Extensions. And she’s not going to hide it anymore! Inspired by Tyra Banks going weave-less on the season premiere of her talk show, the Daily Beast columnist is ready to let her hair down. Way down. McCain admits that she has been a slave to the salon for almost her entire life, “but if Tyra had the courage to go on TV without a weave, I wanted everyone to know this: Not all the hair attached to my head is real.” Like, duh. Keep reading »