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10 Names For Robert Pattinson’s Truly Stupid New Haircut

I had two thoughts when I first saw Robert Pattinson‘s new haircut. First, “Wow, he’s still really hot.” Second, “But f**k that is a stupid haircut. It looks like he left the barber midway through getting his head shaved. There’s no rhyme or reason to it — from all angles, it looks ridiculous.” Turns out, there is a reason for this totally wack look! Robert is filming an upcoming movie called “Cosmopolis,” directed by David Cronenberg based on the Don DeLillo novel, in which he plays “a young man who makes an odyssey across Manhattan in order to get a haircut.” And then leaves halfway through? Someone who’s read the book — remember, I don’t read Don DeLillo — please explain! [Us Weekly]

In the meantime, I decided to come up with some names for Robert’s new haircut, since his popularity suggests it could be the new “Rachel.” Keep reading »

GIF Of The Day: Kathie Lee Gifford Works On Her Brazilian Booty

In case you missed it on this morning’s “Today Show,” this is what Kathie Lee Gifford looked like while doing the Brazilian Butt work out. You are very welcome. [Videogum] Keep reading »

The Daily Ovulation: Irreverant Child Covers Amy Winehouse’s “Rehab”

 

There’s nothing more endearing than children singing songs they don’t understand. Best Week Ever rounded up videos of kids singing highly inappropriate tunes. My favorite was young Ava belting out her rendition of “Rehab” by Amy Winehouse. Let’s hope Ava doesn’t follow in Amy’s footsteps, but for now, she’s rad. I hope if I ever have a child, he or she is this irreverent. Other favorites included Penelope’s version of “Bad Romance” and two brothers covering NIN’s “Head Like a Hole” during bath time. [Best Week Ever] Keep reading »

Love ‘Em Or Hate ‘Em: The 10 Most Expensive Celeb Weddings In Semi-Recent Memory

The 10 Most Expensive Weddings In Recent Memory
It will never cease to amaze me how much some couples spend on their weddings. I suppose the logic is that if you have the money, why not spend it even if it’s a one day celebration of a union that has a 50 percent of failure. That divorce statistic, by the way, is scientifically exact for the celebrity couples featured in this Top 10 list of expensive celebrity weddings. They all spent $1 million or more on their big day, but only half of them are still married. Keep clicking to see how much they spent, on what exactly, and whether it was worth it.

The Gosling Report: Ryan Brings His Mohawked Dog George On “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon”


You didn’t think the daily Gosling reports were going to stop were you? Of course not. But, out of respect for the bats**t insane few of you who do not get wet at the sight of Ryan, I am putting all of today’s Gosling news in one post. Do they have internet in mental institutions? Maybe not. Anyway, where to begin. Well, first, Ryan was “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” last night, and he brought along his dog George. George has a mohawk. He also likes apples, which Ryan feeds to him by biting into the apple himself and taking the piece out of his mouth and giving it to George. Coincidentally — kismet! — Lucca loves apples and this is exactly how I feed them to her. Exactly. I thought it was just our thing, but apparently it’s our and Ryan and George’s thing. Just saying. Also, Lucca has the exact same hotspot on her foot at George. Soulmates?

But enough about Lucca and George and their fated puppy love. After the jump, Ryan talks about going to the Turkish Baths (in my neighborhood!) and licking a sweaty man’s belly. Keep reading »

Name That Vajayjay: 40 Words For Every Situation

How did it happen that “vajayjay” quickly became the slang term for vagina? Did Oprah start it? Was it Grey’s Anatomy? It almost feels like a fable at this point — but regardless, there has ALWAYS been slang terms for what’s in your pants and who knows? By the year 2067, vajayjay may sound as old-fashioned as “delta of Venus” or “aphrodisiacal tennis court” do now. After the jump, we’ve compiled a list of 40 slang terms for every important occasion. (Reminder: Just don’t use any of these…) Keep reading »

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