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7 Minutes With An Extremely Accurate/Annoying Courtney Stodden Impersonator

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Yesterday, I told you exactly what you needed in order to dress up like hot mess teen bride Courtney Stodden for Halloween. But, let’s face it, the Full Stodden cannot be achieved without mastering her giggle-y, slightly luded up vocal inflections and mannerisms. So! You should probably study this video from an amateur (cause there really isn’t any other kind) Courtney Stodden impersonator on “How to be a Gold Digger.” I am warning you, it’s like nails on a chalkboard — just like the real Courtney! [Buzzfeed]

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October 11: What Are We Wearing Today?

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It’s a Tuesday in October and it has been unseasonably warm the last few days. Indian summer? Global warming? Whatever. Check out what we’re wearing today!

Tia Mowery Describes The Taste Of Twin Sister Tamara’s Breast Milk

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Tamara Mowery recently had a baby. Tia Mowery, her twin sister, decided to taste her breast milk. Now, I suspect there are going to be a lot of “ewwww, grossssss” responses to this video, because we’re talking about tit juice produced by one sister and consumed by another, but I happen to think having the opportunity to taste breast milk is something a person can’t and shouldn’t pass up. I tasted my friend’s breast milk and I have to disagree with Tia’s assessment that it tastes like “a chai latte without the chai.” That is far too distinct a flavor. Breast milk tastes much closer to almond milk. “Sweet and watery,” as my friend described. Yum!

Occupy Condoms: “We Won’t Be Screwed!”

One of the things I’ve noticed about Occupy Wall Street is that there are really a lot of attractive people involved. Not that I would ever characterize a very large group of protestors as “dirty hippies,” unlike, say, Fox News. But I hardly expected my lady boner to have its interest piqued with such frequency at a protest. When Julie and I attended an OWS General Assembly meeting, I am embarrassed to admit that I leaned over and whispered to her, “Oooh, that guy is hot” not once, not twice, but at least four times. So much so that I considered starting my own committee — anyone can start one and there are committees for everything from medical to PR to consciousness raising. I wanted to start a committee for matchmaking. I mean, we’re talking about a bunch of single, like-minded individuals who at least know they have something very important to them in common: fighting corporate greed! I could be the Patti Stanger of Occupy Wall Street, I thought. Keep reading »

Halloween Inspiration Board: Super Sexy Sensual Courtney Stodden

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Grammar With Court
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You guys know I have a soft spot in my heart for Courtney Stodden, the teen bride who tweets almost exclusively in alliterations and singlehandedly keeps the frosted lipstick industry afloat. I also happen to think she would make the ultimate hot mess Halloween costume. The look requires very little in the realm of actual clothing, but I must warn you that it is physically demanding — a Courtney Stodden costume is not complete unless you’re teetering around in 8-inch platforms and giving fierce duck face all night. (Also! Don’t forget to use as many alliterations as possible in conversation! And bonus points for working in the word “cheeky.”) Click past the jump for all the deets! Keep reading »

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