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Quick Vid: How To Make Out


Dating someone who either can’t kiss at all or needs to spice up their technique? Show them this video. I’m going to work on the Vacuum Kiss tonight and then try out the Music Kiss next time I go to a concert with my sweetie! Tee-hee! [Everything Is Terrible] Keep reading »

Domestic Violence Jokes Just Write Themselves, Don’t They?

October is Domestic Violence Awareness Month. To celebrate, former baseball player Marcus Giles beat up his wife, while a year ago, his brother Brian was arrested for long-term abuse of his wife. The sports blog Deadspin apparently thinks this is the right time to make a funny, writing in a post titled, “Alleged Domestic Violence Runs In The Family,” that Marcus’s abuse of his wife is “apparently an isolated incident, but Brian was always the better hitter.” Hardy. Har. Har. [Deadspin] Keep reading »

Poll: How Soon Into A Relationship Do You Fart In Front Of Your Man?

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Reason #463 Not To Be Friends With Your Dad On Facebook

Emily wouldn’t ever buy a car that wasn’t American. Sure, she drives a Volvo, but her parents paid for that. Dad apparently doesn’t like Emily’s attitude and says he’ll sell her car if she’s not going to appreciate it. Oh, she appreciates it. She let Darius splooge all over the seat. LMAO! Oops. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Sperm: The Newest Anti-Aging Serum?!

I have this theory that there is a covert organization out there, run by men, that is devoted to finding scientific “evidence” that women should give blow jobs and, preferably, swallow. Their latest discovery? Human sperm may slow the aging process! That’s right, Botox addicts: According to the Telegraph, “spermidine, a compound that is found in sperm, slows aging processes and increases longevity in yeast, flies, worms and mice, as well as human blood cells, by protecting cells from damage.” Of course, what this really means is that maybe someday down the road scientists could possibly create a wonder pill that extends the human lifespan, but our boys at Asylum want women to believe that we should just start giving more head now. “In other words, science has just declared that the fountain of youth is in your pants. Adjust your seduction techniques accordingly.” Nice try, guys! [Telegraph via Asylum] Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Brandy Makes Their Debut!

Katy Perry and Russell Brand, rumored to be dating, made their first public outing together at the John Galliano show at Paris Fashion Week. Brand-y! Get it? No? [Paris, 10/8/09] Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Amber Rose Rocks Three ’80s Trends At Once

Acrylic nails? Check! Neon? Check! Reebook high-top sneakers? Check! Hmm, is she an extra in “Sex and the City 2″? [New York, 10/7/09] Keep reading »

A Pillow For Lonely And Depressed People


If I were in the business of selling pillows that mold, adjust, and even “breathe” in tune with the person cuddling them, I think I would go for an upbeat message. “Having a pillow that is practically lifelike in its response is awesome and neato! Go out and get one and your life will instantly ROCK!” I would do this because it’s likely that anyone who would buy a pillow that has real doll-like robotic characteristics is probably a sad and lonely human being, and I would want them to feel good about their purchase. (Keep in mind, I am writing this from the perspective of an evil business person, not a compassionate human being.) However, the designer behind the Funktiontide pillow clearly feels the opposite. Keep reading »

(Another) Quote Of The Day: Tom Cruise Has “Great Taste”

“He usually likes everything, but sometimes I’ll walk out and he’ll say, ‘I think that dress might be wearing you. You don’t need that.’ Tom has great taste.”

– Katie Holmes on husband Tom Cruise in the November issue of Elle. Pardon me, but what straight man — besides Rachel Zoe’s husband Rodger — says “that dress might be wearing you”? Keep reading »

Director Of “My Nappy Roots” Sues Chris Rock Over “Good Hair”


Chris Rock‘s “Good Hair” hasn’t even come out yet, and he’s already being sued. Filmmaker Regina Kimbell filed the suit, claiming that the flick infringes on the copyright for her award-winning documentary, “My Nappy Roots: A Journey Through Black Hair-itage,” which she maybe screened for Chris Rock two years ago. The lawsuit claims that there are major similarities between the two films, including the inspiration (their daughters) and the interviews with medical pros, celebs and comedians. Plus, both filmmakers go to hair relaxer manufacturing plants and touch on India’s involvement in providing hair for weaves. Even the trailers for both films are pretty similar—just compare the “My Nappy Roots” preview above to the “Good Hair” one after the jump. [MSNBC] Keep reading »

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