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Pippa Middleton Is “Royal Mocha”

According to a new poll in the UK, Pippa Middleton’s posterior isn’t the only thing in high demand. Women are also after her skin color, which a tanning guru dubbed “Royal Mocha.” Sixty percent of the 2,000 women surveyed found Pippa’s gorgeous glow to be the most sought-after skin tone. Other celebrity tans in the running were Cheryl Cole’s “Cappuccino,” Katie Price’s “Pecan,” and Kerry Katona’s “Karrot.” Do I smell a line of offensive self-tanners in the works? But more importantly, should I be offended that Ami Angelowicz’s “Pasty Blogger” didn’t make the cut? At least I will be wrinkle-free for many years to come. Take that, Pippa. [Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »

Fart Panties Allow You To Pass Gas With Confidence

First of all, I need to know how Shreddies, the flatulence filtering underwear, work. Is there an air freshener inside the panties? Are they sound proof? I have so many questions. After I’ve demystified the logistics of Shreddies, I’d like to understand how that woman got into that pose otherwise known as the international body position for “I’m farting with confidence.” [The Clearly Dope] Keep reading »

Pink Parka Your Paws

Two of my guilty pleasures: pretty personal style blogs and nail polish. Often these two things go together, as I end up discovering nail polish shades I might not have considered upon the manicured hands of chic ladies whose looks I covet. Case in point: for the last few weeks, I have been trying to find a nail salon that carries this exact shade of hot pink after seeing it on one of my favorite style blogs, Could I Have That? Thus far, I have been bitterly disappointed because apparently it was discontinued. Luckily, I have been able to find it on the web, so I’m just gonna bite the bullet and buy a bottle for myself. Uh, please save one for me, okay?

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August 2: What Are We Wearing Today?

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Oh hey, it’s August. What the hell? Keep clicking to find out what The Frisky staff is wearing — and a few of us are reading — today…

“My Strange Addiction” Presents A Pillow Addict

 

This week on “My Strange Addiction,” we met 33-year-old Tamara and her pillow Boo. This pair has history. They’ve been together since 1982, when she found him at an antique shop, but their connection deepened when she leaned on Boo (literally) as a coping mechanism after being molested. Even though Boo has never been washed, Tamara insists he’s not stinky. But she doesn’t really care what anyone thinks of Boo. Not the president … or her boyfriend. Uh, she has a boyfriend? And I’m single? I’m sorry, let me not make light of her problem. Please note: this is an example of the importance of receiving therapy after a trauma. [Jezebel] Keep reading »

Win This! “Erotic Summer Survival Kit” From Athena’s Home Novelties

Do the dog days of summer have you and your S.O. staying in nights and hovering around the air conditioner? Sticking your head in the fridge for gratification? Feeling too listless and lethargic to get it on? If so, we’ve got the giveaway for you! Athena’s Home Novelties, an adult toy shop committed to the sexual empowerment of women, wants to help you reignite your inner summer sex goddess. One lucky reader will score an “Erotic Summer Survival Kit”—stocked with naughty bed time stories and other fun balms, lotions, and potions to help you cool down, relax, and get you in the mood for some summer lovin’.

WIN THIS! Tell us in the comments about your steamiest summer sex story—the most erotically inspiring tale will walk away with the “Erotic Summer Survival Kit.” Enter by 11:59 p.m. on Thursday, August 4, 2011. We’ll pick our favorite response and announce the winner Friday, August 5. You must live in the U.S. or Canada to win. (Read the official rules here.) Good luck!

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