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Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison Frolic On The Beach

Teen bride Courtney Stodden wants to make one thing clear; her body is all natural, baby. The 17-year-old — who recently debuted her first song, “We Are America” — staged a photoshoot on the beach with geriatric husband Doug Hutchison this weekend. Clad in only a white bikini, Stodden frolicked in the waves, got a piggyback ride from Doug, and did some canoodling in the sand. So romantic! So sensual! Such a s**tshow! [Celebuzz]

Jason Biggs’ Wife Reveals How They “Got A Whore” For His Birthday

Jason Biggs, we hardly knew ya. The “American Pie” actor (seriously, is he known for anything else?) is having his dirty laundry aired by none other than his own lovely wife, Jenny Mollen. Mollen wrote an essay for the Playboy¬†owned website, The Smoking Jacket, revealing how she and Biggs hired a prostitute for his birthday.

So my husband and I got a whore. I’m hoping, unless you’re some sick depraved dissolute of a person, this isn’t the kind of thing you hear everyday. If it is, f**k you, I thought it was pretty gangster. So, ok, where do I begin? I wanted to do something special for his birthday, isn’t that how all these stories start?

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Melissa McCarthy Knocks “SNL” Out Of The Park

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There have been some good “Saturday Night Live” hosts (Zach Galifianakis, Jon Hamm) and some bad (January Jones). There have been far too many mediocre hosts to count. But count Melissa McCarthy among the rare celebrity hosts (like Justin Timberlake) that can actually hold her own among, and at times outshine,¬†the show’s cast. As the host of SNL’s second show of the season, McCarthy nailed each and every sketch, from her opening monologue (above) which saw her “dancing” alongside “Bridesmaids” co-stars Kristin Wiig, to a skit in which she played a desperate-to-please taste tester at a focus group. Check out some of our favorite moments in the video clips above and then cross your fingers that she ends up hosting again, sooner rather than later!

Listen Up: Courtney Stodden’s Patriotic Dance Tune “We Are America”

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Courtney Stodden is more than a teen bride with a super sexy sensual vocabulary and an upcoming reality show; she’s also a singer. Take a listen to her super patriotic — and cheesy club-worthy — song “We Are America.” Rather, “taste it,” as Courtney put it in a tweet late Friday. Okay! [Popdust]

Sadly True: Girls & Haircuts

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I’m about three months late on getting my hair cut. My bangs are cowlick-ing funny, the ends are kind of fried, and the shape could best be described as “poofy.” Even though I always love what my hairstylist Jay — hey, girl! — does to it, I kind of dread getting even just a trim. Why? Because while I’m stoked on what I see when I’m sitting in the chair, blown out to a glossy high shine, there’s that terrible period afterwards at home, when I struggle to recreate the perfection on my own. This doodle is sadly true, for me at least, but luckily it’s temporary. I always come around to loving a haircut, whether it’s subtle or drastic. How about you? Do you usually hate your hair post-cut?

September 30: What Are We Wearing Today?

I think I speak for everyone when I say TGIFF! That’s “Thank God It’s F**king Friday,” if you were wondering about the extra F. (If I ever put an extra F in an acronym, you can safely assume it’s for f**k.) Anyway, let’s see what we’re wearing headed into the weekend!

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