Profile for Amelia McDonell-Parry

Quote Of The Day: Martha Stewart Likes A Long Wiener

“For those of you who don’t think length matters, I disagree.” – Martha Stewart, holding a 15-ft.-long hot dog, on an episode of her TV show.

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Fall TV: New Primetime TV Hotties

As much as I love Don Draper and Dexter and Hank Moody, I’m always happy to have some new eye candy to gaze upon during my nightly TV ritual. The Fall TV schedule brings a plethora of new faces to the small screen on brand spankin’ new shows that either rule for more than just the hotness (like Fox’s “Fringe”) or are just worth a quick glance (um, “Knight Rider”). After the jump, 10 new-to-TV actors that you won’t want to miss. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Wah! Suri Cruise Has No Friends!

  • According to Star Suri Cruise only ever hangs out with that busted up doll of hers because she doesn’t have any friends — Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes don’t let other kids get near her. Aww, I’ll be your friend Suri! [DListed]
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    Britney Spears Is A Womanizer, Bitch

    Color me excited! Britney Spears new single, “Womanizer”, is here! I love it, of course. Don’t judge. Keep reading »

    10 Movies, TV Shows, & Songs To Avoid During A Breakup

    While I am on this “break” with the man friend (it remains unclear how long this break will last, FYI), I’ve sworn off certain movies, TV shows, and songs out of fear that they’ll make me depressed. A friend of mine went through a breakup recently and all she did was listen to Morrissey, but wallowing is not really my heartbreak style. I like avoidance and denial. Obviously, I can’t avoid these aspects of pop culture forever and will need to work them gradually back into my life, but for now, there will be no “General Hospital”, or Queen’s “You’re My Best Friend”, or Reese Witherspoon movies. See the rest of the list of Pop Culture No-No’s, after the jump. Keep reading »

    Poll: What Are You Scrimping On During The Econonic Crisis?

    Yeah, so I know “Dancing With The Stars” premiered this week and we’re all in a tizzy because Drew Barrymore snogged Chuck Bass, but did you know that there’s a serious economic crisis LOOMING? Between the collapse of Lehman Brothers, the sale of Merrill Lynch, AIG tanking, and the government planning a bailout to the tune of $200 billion, these are scary financial times. Certainly some are already feeling the pain more than others, as jobless rates soar to record highs, but it’s a given that we’re all going to feel the pinch eventually. So what are you cutting back on in order to save money and prepare for impending DOOM? Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Natalie Portman Dumps Her Dirty Hippie

  • Natalie Portman and Devendra Banhart have broken up. Was his beard too itchy when they made out? [Perez Hilton]
  • Get your Drew Barrymore/Chuck Bass face-sucking photos here. [DListed]
  • Billy Bob Thorton says that Angelina Jolie is still one of his best friends. I think he gave the blood vial back though when they divorced. [Us Weekly]
  • You know who’s dating? Jamie Lynn Sigler (aka Meadow Soprano) and the guy who plays Turtle on “Entourage”! [Us Weekly]
  • Former-”Bachelorette” Jen Schefft is engaged to some guy she did not meet on a reality dating show. [People]
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    Fall TV: Returning Primetime Hotties

    For the last few weeks, and up until this Sunday, it’s been a big time for TV addicts — so many shows are back! And with them comes the hot dudes that make the shows worth watching (well, in addition to awesome stories, great acting, etcetera). After the jump, 10 TV actors we’re so psyched to have back in our lives, including John Krasinski (“The Office” returns tomorrow night!) and Gale Harold, a new addition to “Desperate Housewives” (premiering this Sunday) whom we’ve loved since “Queer As Folk”. Keep reading »

    Thoughts From Guys On Our IM: Men Have Body Image Issues Too

    We all have insecurities don’t we? When I was a teenager, I was hit with a triple dose of the fuglies, getting glasses, braces, and a raging case of acne within a two month period. I don’t think the insecurity that arose during that time has ever gone away completely, though now I worry more about my muffin top than I do about my skin. That said, some women obsess way too much about their so-called “imperfections”. But what about dudes? Do they spend hours starring in the mirror, willing the gigantic whiteheads between their brows to go away? I decided to ask the guys on my IM about men and body insecurities. When none of them brought up the size of their penis, I, of course, asked. Keep reading »

    Free Sarah Palin! CNN’s Campbell Brown Grows A Pair On Behalf Of The Media

    CNN’s Campbell Brown totally tore the McCain camp a new you-know-what for banning reporters from questioning Sarah Palin while she was in New York yesterday meeting with world leaders at the United Nations. Don’t have the patience to watch the vid? Transcript after the jump… Keep reading »