Profile for Amelia McDonell-Parry

I Know Why The Caged Poetry Bomber Sings

 

I was wondering why “I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings” was sewn into the crotch of my bikini bottoms. I must have been poetry bombed by one of Augstina Woodgate’s people. Poetry bombers visit thrift stores and sew lines of poetry into random pieces of clothing to bring poetry to the people. How very twee. [Jezebel] Keep reading »

This Short Film Was Made On A Cell Phone

 

“Split Screen: A Love Story” is what can be done with a little bit of inspiration and a Nokia N8 mobile phone. Consider me impressed (and craving a vacation). [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

Stinky Summer Feet No More

Ladies, let’s admit that stinky feet can be a problem in the summer, especially since most of us haven’t mastered looking chic while wearing socks with sandals. (Never, ever.) But there is a way to keep your feet and shoes odor-free this summer. Silver Linings are thin shoe inserts infused with Agion Antimicrobial, a silver-based technology that prevents odor-causing bacterial and fungal growth, like yeast and mold. Yum! Silver Linings will keep your feet and shoes stink-free all summer long.

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Forget The Headset, Lenny Kravitz Uses A Handset

Lenny Kravitz keeps it retro as always, even when it comes to his cellphone. I think giant handset attachments are the way to go. At least you know that person is on the phone. I’m tired of thinking people are having a psychotic break when they walk down the street with their headsets on. [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

Doughnuts Cause Depression

Let me preface this depressing news by saying that I’ve never felt anything but supreme joy when eating a doughnut. However, according to the British Dietetic Association, doughnuts are dangerous to our mental health:

“We tend to crave sugary and fatty foods [like doughnuts] for a quick mood fix, but the sugar crash that follows could make you feel worse … Information is carried between the cells by chemicals such as dopamine. Rising levels of dopamine can boost mood; falling levels are linked to sadness.”

I refuse to accept it. Sorry. Other alleged depression triggers are hot weather, the Internet, vegetarian food, and coffee. So basically, most of the things that bring me joy in life. [Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »

Are Hard Nipples An Under-Used Accessory?

 

During last night’s episode of “Single Ladies,” I was transfixed by Stacey Dash’s hard nipples on more than one occasion. Her nipples were sticking out of her thin dresses, and it was possible to distinguish between the actual nipple and the aureole. (I told you I was focused.) I don’t think this was an accident. I haven’t noticed Dash’s nipples during any of the previous episodes, so I think the producers and wardrobe remembered the fervor “Sex and the City” created over those faux nipples back in the day, and decided to employ the same trick. Keep reading »

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