Tamara Mowery recently had a baby. Tia Mowery, her twin sister, decided to taste her breast milk. Now, I suspect there are going to be a lot of “ewwww, grossssss” responses to this video, because we’re talking about tit juice produced by one sister and consumed by another, but I happen to think having the opportunity to taste breast milk is something a person can’t and shouldn’t pass up. I tasted my friend’s breast milk and I have to disagree with Tia’s assessment that it tastes like “a chai latte without the chai.” That is far too distinct a flavor. Breast milk tastes much closer to almond milk. “Sweet and watery,” as my friend described. Yum!
One of the things I’ve noticed about Occupy Wall Street is that there are really a lot of attractive people involved. Not that I would ever characterize a very large group of protestors as “dirty hippies,” unlike, say, Fox News. But I hardly expected my lady boner to have its interest piqued with such frequency at a protest. When Julie and I attended an OWS General Assembly meeting, I am embarrassed to admit that I leaned over and whispered to her, “Oooh, that guy is hot” not once, not twice, but at least four times. So much so that I considered starting my own committee — anyone can start one and there are committees for everything from medical to PR to consciousness raising. I wanted to start a committee for matchmaking. I mean, we’re talking about a bunch of single, like-minded individuals who at least know they have something very important to them in common: fighting corporate greed! I could be the Patti Stanger of Occupy Wall Street, I thought. Keep reading »
You guys know I have a soft spot in my heart for Courtney Stodden, the teen bride who tweets almost exclusively in alliterations and singlehandedly keeps the frosted lipstick industry afloat. I also happen to think she would make the ultimate hot mess Halloween costume. The look requires very little in the realm of actual clothing, but I must warn you that it is physically demanding — a Courtney Stodden costume is not complete unless you’re teetering around in 8-inch platforms and giving fierce duck face all night. (Also! Don’t forget to use as many alliterations as possible in conversation! And bonus points for working in the word “cheeky.”) Click past the jump for all the deets! Keep reading »
Debate! Is seaweed sexy? Esquire seems to think so, as they draped a few pieces on Rihanna’s naked flesh for a photoshoot in their November issue. Jessica, on the other hand, does not agree. “What is so sexy about seaweed?” she asked me. Clearly, Jessica has never been to a topless beach and made seaweed bras before, but I have and it is great. Click to see more super duper duper naked Rihanna photos after the jump… [Esquire] Keep reading »
When we were in high school, our love lives were kind of pathetic, which is why when we were supposed to be paying attention in class, we were actually doodling and daydreaming about the day Jordan Catalano would wizen up and realize that Angela Chase could not only help him learn to read, but also rock his world. You know, on “My So-Called Life”? Harken back to those carefree days of obsessing about fictional romances by daydreaming and doodling with these Teenage Power Couple pencils. Our only qualm with this set — <i>Dawson</i> and Joey? Ugh. Any fan of the “Creek” knows Pacey was way hotter. But that’s another post…
Here’s what you need to know: some people out there think Beyonce’s pregnancy is a fake one and that she’s walking around with a prosthetic bump. Why? I haven’t been able to figure out what the motivation would be. Anyway, those Babyonce naysayers produced this screenshot as evidence. Beyonce appeared on “Sunday Night HD” and as she took a seat, her belly appeared to, well, kind of collapse and fold in half. I don’t know much about pregnancy, but I don’t think baby bumps do that. Personally, I think this whole theory is kind of hilarious and I like to think it’s somehow connected to the Illuminati because HOW FUN! You can see video and more screengrabs at the link. [Dlisted]