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It will never cease to amaze me how much some couples spend on their weddings. I suppose the logic is that if you have the money, why not spend it even if it’s a one day celebration of a union that has a 50 percent of failure. That divorce statistic, by the way, is scientifically exact for the celebrity couples featured in this Top 10 list of expensive celebrity weddings. They all spent $1 million or more on their big day, but only half of them are still married. Keep clicking to see how much they spent, on what exactly, and whether it was worth it.
You didn’t think the daily Gosling reports were going to stop were you? Of course not. But, out of respect for the bats**t insane few of you who do not get wet at the sight of Ryan, I am putting all of today’s Gosling news in one post. Do they have internet in mental institutions? Maybe not. Anyway, where to begin. Well, first, Ryan was “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” last night, and he brought along his dog George. George has a mohawk. He also likes apples, which Ryan feeds to him by biting into the apple himself and taking the piece out of his mouth and giving it to George. Coincidentally — kismet! — Lucca loves apples and this is exactly how I feed them to her. Exactly. I thought it was just our thing, but apparently it’s our and Ryan and George’s thing. Just saying. Also, Lucca has the exact same hotspot on her foot at George. Soulmates?
But enough about Lucca and George and their fated puppy love. After the jump, Ryan talks about going to the Turkish Baths (in my neighborhood!) and licking a sweaty man’s belly. Keep reading »
How did it happen that “vajayjay” quickly became the slang term for vagina? Did Oprah start it? Was it Grey’s Anatomy? It almost feels like a fable at this point — but regardless, there has ALWAYS been slang terms for what’s in your pants and who knows? By the year 2067, vajayjay may sound as old-fashioned as “delta of Venus” or “aphrodisiacal tennis court” do now. After the jump, we’ve compiled a list of 40 slang terms for every important occasion. (Reminder: Just don’t use any of these…) Keep reading »
Last week, the Council of Fashion Designers of America (CFDA) and eBay released their “You Can’t Fake Fashion” summer tote. The limited-edition totes were part of an initiative to raise awareness about counterfeit fashion goods and celebrate the original work of America’s designers. The CFDA and eBay commissioned 50 designers to put their signature stamp on one canvas bag, but also offered the original “You Can’t Fake Fashion” totes for sale.
I instantly fell in love with mine and wore it everyday for a week. Then, it hit me … I could have a “designer” tote too, if I were willing to embellish it myself. So off I went to my favorite trimmings store, M+J Trimming, to get inspiration.