Zergnet: Simply Irresistible
Profile for Amelia McDonell-Parry
When I was a teen, I crushed on many, many older dudes. When I was 14, there was Rob, who worked at my local video store and was easily in his mid-20s; at 16, I had it bad for Tony, who was also in his mid-20s and wore Tevas (don’t judge!); and at 18, Jesse, who was six years older, but had known me since my boobs were just mosquito bites. I imagined that all of them would see past the age difference and fall madly in love with me too, but I didn’t really have a prayer of it actually happening. Maybe I should have been a little more ambitious — and had a little more faith — like Jessica Rosen, who, after 18 years, married her childhood crush, the cute doorman who began working at her Upper East Side apartment building when she was just 12 years old. The New York Times profiled the couple’s wedding this weekend. More romance, after the jump… Keep reading »
Stacy Haiduk from “The Young & The Restless” arrived at the Daytime Emmy Awards with a special friend for a handbag. We knew taxidermy-inspired accessories were kind of “in,” but we didn’t realize they were red carpet appropriate… [Los Angeles, 8/30/09]
UPDATE: According to DListed:
The creepy cat of my nightmares is actually Stacy’s co-star on the “Young and the Restless.” Stacy plays Mary Jane, a crazy bitch who thinks her dead cat is real.
Mischa Barton is sticking with the wisdom teeth story in her first interview since she was involuntarily committed last month.
“I went through a terrible surgery—a wisdom tooth surgery, all four removed. It was a nightmare. I’ve never had surgery before—it all went wrong and I had to have a second surgery and it almost delayed shooting because it was a nightmare to me, because I couldn’t deal with the thought of not getting there on time. So with the travel, and surgery and prep for the show—it was hell.” [Gawker]
Oh, so the upcoming wisdom teeth surgery is why she looks so haggard and drunk all the time? Not that she has an addiction and went to rehab? That totally makes sense. Almost as much sense as these lamest of celebrity excuses.
“I’ve mostly been listening to dirty rap lately. That’s sort of my scene. Really, really obscene hip-hop. I love it so much. It makes me laugh and then it makes me want to dance. Those are like my two favorite things, so combined … I’ve been listening a lot lately to ‘Wait (The Whisper Song)’ by the Ying Yang Twins, where the lyrics are like, ‘Wait ’til you see my dick’ — which is just amazing because it’s whispered. [whispers] ‘Wait ’til you see my dick…’ Crazy. So I just listen to it like I’m a five-year-old, like, ‘Oh my god! I can’t believe he just said that!’”
Adam Goldstein, aka DJ AM, one of Hollywood’s (and the country’s) most loved DJs, was found dead in his New York apartment yesterday. He was 36. Almost one year ago, Goldstein and musician Travis Barker survived a fatal plane crash in South Carolina, in which they both received severe burns. Goldstein was also a recovering drug addict, having developed an addiction to crack cocaine in his 20s. Though he had been sober for the past nine years — and had recently finished filming an MTV reality show about addiction — Goldstein’s body was allegedly found next to bottles of prescription drugs and other drug paraphernalia, including a pipe commonly used to smoke crack. Friends say he had been dealing with the lingering emotional trauma of his near-death experience last year. Goldstein’s last Twitter update, from Tuesday, quoted Grand Master Flash, saying, “New York, New York. Big city of dreams, but everything in New York ain’t always what it seems.” [NY Post] Keep reading »
Something worth knowing about me: If I could, I would live in the J. Crew catalog, with its fun matching/clashing prints, bright colors, and carefree European vacays. I anticipate its arrival in my mailbox every, well, week (seriously, they come way too often) and page through the offerings, saliva threatening to spill from my lips. I have a policy, though — I never buy anything from J. Crew full price, as they are rather outrageous and everything goes on sale. Quickly. Seriously, if you love it, wait three weeks and it’ll be on sale. Love it, but still think the sale price is too steep? Wait another two weeks and it’ll be on final sale, with another 20 percent off. Trust me. I am an expert at this. Anyway, J. Crew just came out with their first shoe/accessories catalog and it is so pretty to look at that I am tempted to start keeping them for style inspiration down the line, much like the dusty copies of, sniff, Domino that I have on my bookshelf. Keep clicking to see some of the gorgeousness, along with obsessive gushing.
Don’t pee yourself, Twilight fans. Check out these just-released posters of Volturi vampires “Jane” (Dakota Fanning looking RAD), “Caius” (Jamie Campbell Bower), and “Alec” (Cameron Bright). This is not saying much, because “Twilight” (the movie) was cheesy as hell (not that I didn’t see it twice), but “New Moon” looks like it might just rule. Keep reading »