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Obsessed Fan Writes, Sells Fan-Fic About Imaginary Affair With Jessica Simpson

My love for Ryan Gosling may occasionally take me to inane places — please see yesterday’s “sockless” slideshow — but at least I’ve never been so obsessed that I’ve written a book about our fictional love affair. The same cannot be said for Marce William Burchell, an obsessed Jessica Simpson fan penned the book above about their (fake) relationship, which he is currently selling on Amazon for $30. That’s basically a $1 for every word in just the title: The True Story of Jessica Ann Simpson’s 22 month long attempt to seduce a married man- her very Active Super Secret Sex life: True Story Jessica Simpson Seduction of A Married Man (Volume 1). Apparently, however, not a lot could have happened in that 22 months, as the book itself is only 30 pages. The Frisky staff is currently debating whether or not to purchase this pricey piece of fan-fiction; to put money in the pocket of a crazy person or not? I think I may try and score a freebie first. [Amazon via Crushable] Keep reading »

September 12: What Are We Wearing Today?

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After a depressing couple of weeks, weather-wise, the sun is shining brightly today! And so are we! Click onward to see how we dressed for this fine not-quite-fall day.

Snooki Got A Questionable New Tattoo

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I say questionable because I’m questioning what it is. I mean, clearly it is a crown — and not a princess-y crown either, but one a queen would wear — on top of a bow. But, like, why? What is it saying about her? That she is Queen Hair Bow, ruler of the “Jersey Shore”? I can see the two elements making sense as separate, if ugly, body art, but the crown on top of the bow is strange. Who wears a crown on top of a bow? Seems to defeat the purpose of the bow, no? Maybe I am thinking too much about this. It’s Monday, my brain is working overtime. [Hollywood Hiccups] Keep reading »

Eddie Vedder & Jimmy Fallon Sing Hot New Protest Song, “Balls In Your Mouth”


True fact about me: I am kind of the biggest Pearl Jam fan in the world. Okay, maybe not the biggest, but pretty big. I’ve been to eight of their shows and once made a paper mache trash can with Stone Gossard’s face on it. Whatever. Anyway, the band is celebrating their 20th anniversary — which does not make me feel old in the slightest, nope, definitely not — and lead singer Eddie Vedder stopped by “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” to sing a funny protest song called “Balls in Your Mouth.” This proves I truly will listen to that man bellow anything. Keep reading »

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Ryan Gosling Is Embarrassed By His Act Of Heroism

Remember when Ryan Gosling heroically stopped a street fight over a painting and it was caught on video and I swooned for a solid 30 minutes? Well, it turns out America’s Sexiest Superhero is, in fact, embarrassed by this incident making headlines. He gave MTV the details on what happened, saying that apparently the guy stole the painting because he had long admired the artist’s work. “Which means the guy was a fan, and so he wanted the painting so bad he had to steal it because he couldn’t afford it. So he finally steals the painting and he’s getting his ass kicked by his hero, and then the guy from The Notebook shows up and makes it weirder. The whole thing, nobody wins. Nobody won.” Um, wrong, Ryan. America won. Also, my favorite part of this video is where he refers to the gym as a “gymnasium.” Oh god, it’s happening again. I am swooning. Keep reading »

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