Normally, I am the type of chick that always has a few bobbypins on her person at all times. Alas, I managed to fly to Los Angeles without a single one. This is mainly problematic when it comes to washing my face at night. I have bangs and I don’t want to get them wet, so I usually pin them back during my face-washing routine. I tried doing a towel turban, but when my hair is dry, it’s too slippery. WHAT TO DO?!?!?! Last night, rather tipsy, I came up with a solution: I grabbed a pair of panties — clean, natch – and slipped them over my head like a cloth headband, pulled it back, and voila! Bangs out of my face. I felt this was ingenious enough to share. Carry on. Keep reading »
Demi Moore has some competition. No, not Sara Leal, the chick Ashton Kutcher supposedly slept with. I’m talking about Ashton’s biggest fan, a young lady from Brazil with a fresh tattoo in tribute to her favorite celebrity. “Ashton Kutcher I love you, love is forever fan love you” is tattooed on her back and she tweeted the above photo of her ink at the “Two and a Half Men” star, writing, ”This is a way of expressing my love for @aplusk.” Ashton’s response? “All I can say is wow.” I suspect he had much more to say to his lawyer when he called him about getting a restraining order. (I kid, but seriously, Ashton, you might want to consider it.) At least he didn’t point out that the sentiment doesn’t even make complete sense; after all, it’s too late for that now. Keep reading »
Men, meet your new guru, and ladies, meet your new hero — Jamie Bell. The actor, who you probably remember best as the lead in “Billy Elliot” and as Evan Rachel Wood’s boyfriend, had a lot to say about cunnilingus when being interviewed by British GQ. Like, couldn’t stop talking about the importance of it. For example, when the magazine asked him for his thoughts on how to impress a woman, he said:
“Buy her flowers? Take her home on the weekend to meet your mother? No. Let’s cut to the primal — be good in the sack. [Slaps thighs] Have an understanding of what’s going on down there and have fun, awesome sex.”
Then later on, when asked about a skill every guy should possess, he didn’t suggest being able to grill a good steak or change a tire. Nope, he was down to talk about going down — again.
“Skill? You know what I’m going to say. A man should have a good understanding of a vagina. He should be good at oral sex. On a woman. … Making fires and pleasing a woman. In the vaginal area.”
As a woman, I would like to agree. Great advice, Jamie. What are you doing later? [GQ UK]
Meanwhile, here are eight other celebs talking about oral sex.
BuzzMedia (The Frisky’s parent company) owns a number of different celeb gossip sites, and while I’ve been in LA I’ve been sitting among these gossip fiends and have been privy to a bunch of their “theories.” Whether they are true, who knows, but for example: Jessica Simpson is totally pregs and shopping the story around to tabloids. She’s just waiting for the right price to officially admit she’s knocked up and not with a burrito baby. Also, Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes’ “relationship” must be a publicity stunt because if they wanted to keep it low profile they could. Lastly, the consensus is that Lindsay Lohan has issues. Okay, that’s not a theory. That’s just true.
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Dear In Touch,
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt does not have a crush on Kingston Rossdale. He is not her “first true love.” She is 5 years old. Shiloh is interested in taxidermy and being called “John” and engaging in sword play. She’s basically a little mini-bad ass. Kingston, when he’s not flipping off the paparazzi and getting his nails did, is probably down to look at dead animals and spar with her. It’s called friendship. Can’t a little girl play with a little boy without it being labeled “a crush”? Maybe Kingston has a crush on Shiloh and she’s all, “Nah, bro, not interested. Now engarde!” Consider that.