Profile for Amelia McDonell-Parry

Girl Talk: Dating A Man With Autism Taught Me To Be Myself

Ughhhhh, he is infuriating, I thought as I scanned Paul*’s Facebook page. There were new status messages — “carboloading” — a recent video of him performing, and links to new posts on his blog. Facebook told me what parties Paul had recently attended and which ones he had just RSVP’d to; it told me “Paul and So-and-So are now friends” and that new friend made a reference to how great it was to meet him. I felt my mouth puckering in the way that my friend Erin refers to as “Cat Ass” — tight and pissed. I wanted to scream expletives at him, eviscerate his ego, slap him, do something to show him just how hurt I was. Instead, I took a deep breath and clicked the window closed. You’ve moved on, Amelia, I thought. You’re over him. You realized you deserved way better than what he could possibly give. There’s no point in being angry. Keep reading »

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: Jake & Vienna Clash On “Bachelor Pad 2″

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It’s baaaaaack! Everyone’s favorite trashy Monday night TV show, “Bachelor Pad,” is back for its second season. In case you need a refresher, here’s the premise: 18 former contestants on ABC’s “Bachelor” and “Bachelorette” series, living in a house together, having their lives taped, to find out what happens when people stop trying to fall in love and instead focus on winning money. Greed! Hookups! Tears! The good, the bad, and the ugly of what happened in the first episode — which was a revoltingly jam-packed three hours — after the jump …
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August 8: What Are We Wearing Today?

What Are We Wearing?
It’s a shortened version of What Are We Wearing, as Julie is at home with a migraine (so, probably wearing pajamas) and Ami is embarrassed to be wearing an outfit she wore only a week ago. But Kate, Jessica, and I brought it today so click on through to see the threads we’re rocking…

Nerd Girl Porn: Super Hot Dudes Holding Super Adorable Babies

Most would probably agree that the sight of a hot guy holding a baby in one of those hippie swaddle things is basically the hottest thing ever because it touches on two primal urges—the desire to f**k and the desire to procreate. I’m not saying all women want kids, but a glimpse of a hot dude holding a ridiculously cute baby is enough to make even the biggest kid hater go “hmm…” Said effect is evidenced by this recent Twit Pic of David Beckham cuddling little Harper Seven. Holy crap, I don’t even know who to swoon over. [Celebitchy]

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Money Shot: X-Rated Shadow Puppetry

You’ve seen shadow puppets before (maybe not since you were four), but never one like this. It’s a woman! No, it’s a man! No, it’s an optical illusion! Who knew shadow puppetry could be so dirty? [Lovegifs] Keep reading »

The Daily Ovulation: Babies Compete In Diaper Derby

 

Is New York’s recent Diaper Derby a baby race or a metaphor for life? You decide. Existential philosophy aside, it’s hard not to enjoy a good baby competition because no one really cares about winning, everyone is just doing they’re thang in their onsies. I think the world would be a better place if there were more baby competitions. There could even be a prime time special like a baby Olympics, or the Puppy Bowl, only with babies. You heard the idea here first. Keep reading »

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