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Serena Williams Out At The U.S. Open After Allegedly Threatening Line Judge?


Now, I don’t really watch tennis, though I did go to the U.S. Open once and it was funzies. But tonight I’m at home because it’s nasty outside and that’s how cool I am, so I’m watching a little bit because I think Serena Williams is rad. So all of the sudden, like, something happens and the referee on the side — a line judge I have read — makes a call saying Serena did something bad. In technical sports terms, the Los Angeles Times says Serena was called for a foot fault, whatever that means. But then the sports announcers were like, “Nuh uh, she didn’t do that.” Serena didn’t seem to believe it either because she started yelling at the line judge. Then the line judge was like, “Bitch, no you didn’t” and went to the main judge sitting in the big tall chair, and she told him what was going on and then Serena was like, “What? I didn’t say I would kill you!” Then the big judge docked Serena some more points and, lo and behold, Williams lost then and there to her opponent, Kim Clijsters. You can watch the whole thing above. I promise to put up a better quality video as soon as possible. Drama on the courts! [LA Times] Keep reading »

Bloody Clothes Found Stashed In The Lab Where Missing Woman Was Last Seen

Police have discovered bloody clothes stuffed in the ceiling of the lab where Annie Le, who went missing just days before her wedding, was last seen. They have denied reports that a body has also been found, though the building has been labeled a crime scene. They say that further testing needs to be done on the clothing to determine if there’s a link to Le’s disappearance. [NY Daily News] Keep reading »

8 Celebs Who Don’t Sweat Awkward Gym Sightings

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The other night, Kanye West went to a spinning class in New York City. And—banner news—before leaving, he was seen literally “ringing out his shirt.” [NY Post]

Besides excessive sweating and subsequent wardrobe mishaps, there are plenty of ways celebrities have weirded-out their fellow gym bunnies. So prepare to get pumped!

Trailer Park: “9,” “Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself,” “Whiteout,” “Sorority Row”

I almost feel guilty telling you to go to the movies this weekend, because at least half of this week’s releases never had a chance. But on the brighter side, “9″ looks kind of amazing; “Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself” doesn’t star Madea; “Whiteout” might help you survive an arctic murder mystery of your own one day; and characters you probably wouldn’t like anyway die in “Sorority Row.” Yay! Keep reading »

Quote Of The Day: Casey Wilson Responds To Those Fat Firing Rumors

“I had an amazing time on SNL, and these rumors are completely untrue. And to clarify, the issue isn’t that I’m too fat, it’s that I’m too phat. Can I get a WHAT-WHAT!”

– Casey Wilson on why she was fired from “Saturday Night Live” Keep reading »

Abercrombie & Fitch T-Shirts Shock And Offend — Again!

Hey, big news! Abercrombie & Fitch has a few T-shirts in its “New College” line that are, like, way sexual and sexist and not particularly funny. (The shirts above say “Show the Twins,” “Female Students Wanted for Sexual Research,”and “Female streaking encouraged.”) And people are mad about it! The American Family Association (AFA), a religious organization, says the shirts promote a “sex-as-recreation” agenda, but I don’t really think that’s the problem or a problem at all. I mean, sex is recreation. However, the shirts are sexist, foul and not funny. That said, they are extremely helpful in identifying douchebags from a distance and that is a plus. [AHN, Practical Polyamory] Keep reading »

The 10 Best Celebrity Twitter Wars Of All Time

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What did we do before Twitter? These days, celebrity catfights are unfolding blow-by-blow in real time—it’s a miracle! Unless you were refreshing your Twitter screen at 5 a.m. yesterday morning, you probably missed the latest Twitter war—between ex-lovahs Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. Apparently Lindsay cried herself to sleep over Sam’s comment and retorted, “You JUST told me that your friends are worth more than i am 2 your family & that i’m gross*thx.” Ouch. Also, isn’t it strange that SamRo has more than three times as many followers as LiLo? [DListed]

Here are some other now-classic Twitter Wars. And not all of them involve Perez Hilton!

Quick Pic: Tila Tequila’s Bruises Speak For Themselves

There’s a “difference of opinion” on what exactly went down between Tila Tequila and Shawne Merriman in that alleged incident over the weekend, but Tila’s injuries were undeniable as she left a Beverly Hills hotel today. Keep reading »

What Do You Remember About Your Worst Breakup?

Sept. 14 marks the year anniversary of my ex deciding to take a break from our relationship. (Which means it’s also the one year anniversary of his relationship with his subordinate! Congrats, you two!) Can you believe I’ve been writing about this s**t for a year? Even though it feels like it went by in the blink of an eye, I also realize it took a while to realize how much better off I am; there were definitely times where I felt like I would never feel happy again.The thing is, I remember so many details about that day. First I had brunch with my friend Lise from high school at Thor on the Lower East Side. I had eggs Benedict; she had an omelet. Then I went to a little shop a couple blocks away (I still shop there) and I bought a dress — black tank-style, with a red, cream, and black abstract flower pattern on the skirt. I went to get my nails done — OPI’s Lincoln Park After Dark was the shade. Then I went to Whole Foods and I bought stuff to make for dinner. I was going to cook some weird combination of sausage, red peppers, feta cheese, and whole wheat pasta based on a dish my friend Teri had concocted. I never actually made it that night, of course. All of these details are ingrained in my brain, but I suspect I’m not alone in remembering so much minutiae from the day of my worst breakup. What random details do you remember about the day of your worst heartbreak? Keep reading »

“Twilight” Porn Spoof Is For Hardcore Fans

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The Gosselins get the porn spoof treatment. Ugh. Read More »

Vampires, virgins, and porn are an obvious trifecta, so it should come as no surprise that a major adult film company, Devil’s Film, is putting out a “Twilight” porn spoof. Mega popular porn star Jenna Haze stars in this hardcore send-up of the emo vampire movie, out Oct. 15 (beating “New Moon”‘s arrival in theaters!). Getting Haze to star in your porn is like getting, oh, Kate Winslet to do your little movie because it gives it instant credibility. As for the plot? No word yet, but something tells me Edward probably shares his blushing Bella with the super horny Cullen clan. [Examiner, Film Drunk] Keep reading »

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