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How Do These 10 Guys Score So Much With The Ladies?

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In what kind of backwards world does a playboy dork like Zach Braff score a ravishing hottie like Liv Tyler? According to today’s Tabloid Cheat Sheet, Liv — the star of one of my most favorite coming-of-age/virginity loss movies ever, “Stealing Beauty” — has been seen canoodling with the goofy “Scrubs” star. But-but-but! I sputtered inwardly. He’s a goon! He goes through young brunette starlets like a fat kid in a candy store. Mandy Moore! Isabel Lucas! Even, maybe Natalie Portman, his “muse” for “Garden State.” Sigh. But Zach is just one of many “ladies’ men” who seem to get play from the hottest chicas in Hollywood, even though I would not give them the time of day. Keep clicking for more and let me know about any I may have missed. (For the record, I considered Adam Levine, Jared Leto, and Benicio Del Toro, but I would totes bone ALL of them.)

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Britney’s Pregnant? Zach Braff and Liv Tyler Are Dating?

Presumably, you’ve survived Thanksgiving. You probably ran into some drama or into some pie, but either way, by now you’re hungry for a slice of this week’s gossip, because celebrity drama is so much more calorie dense than the standard variety. Just for you, we’ve carved out the best bite-sized stories from this week’s tabloids. Eat ‘em up, after the jump. Keep reading »

Halle’s Friendly Blood Sucker

I have a feeling that this quirky shirt Halle Berry is wearing probably would take a big bite outta my bank account. [Sherman Oaks, CA, 12/1/09] Keep reading »

Tiger Beat: Golfer’s Voicemail For Mistress Leaked


Oh Tiger, you are so busted. Us Weekly has an exclusive interview with Woods’ alleged former mistress, Jaimee Grubbs, in this week’s issue, and along with it they have released a voicemail Woods left for Grubbs, begging her to cover his ass. In the voicemail (which you can hear above), Woods says:
“Hey, it’s Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye.”

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Quotable: Natalie Portman Will Not Be Your Muse

“I have a problem with muse-ship. I feel like throughout history, it’s been men vampiring on women’s specialness. And why do that for someone? Maybe it’s a fear of intimacy!”

Natalie Portman, star of the film, “Brothers,” in Marie Claire. But what about Zach Braff? [Marie Claire] Keep reading »

How Much Money Would You Spend On An Artsy Photo Of A Rapist And His Late Wife?

This is Roman Polanski and his late wife, Sharon Tate, shortly before she was murdered by the Manson Family in 1969. The photograph, shot by photographer David Bailey, is going up for auction at Christie’s on Dec. 7 and is expected to fetch at least $10,000. How cool would it be if whoever is selling the image — Bailey, I assume — and the auction house donated the profits to a rape crisis center? Not likely, though, I suppose. Keep reading »

Will The Next Season Of “The Amazing Race” Be Full Of Airheads?


I’ve long considered “The Amazing Race” to be the poor man’s “Survivor,” though I obviously would not turn down a shot to appear on either show (CBS, call me!). But I may just have to open up a slot in my Sunday night TV schedule if these new casting rumors are to be believed. According to Reality Fan Forum and Survivor Sucks, Caitlin Upton, aka Miss Teen South Carolina (remind yourself of her awesomeness, above), may have been cast on the show to compete with her boyfriend, Brent. And because CBS clearly didn’t want there to be too many brain cells vying for the $1 million prize, Jordan — winner of the last season of “Big Brother” and one of my faves — and her hunky boyfriend Jeff (also a housemate on the show) might be competing as well. Between the three of them, this would be the most entertaining, while also the dimmest, season ever. Please. Make. It. True. [via Dlisted.com] Keep reading »

No Fatties: College Won’t Let Obese Students Graduate

Essentially putting a “No Fatties” sign on the Admissions office, Lincoln University in Pennsylvania has taken a rather radical step in addressing obesity. They’re requiring that every student with a body mass index of 30 or higher, which is in the obese range, take a fitness class three times a week. Those who fail to show up won’t graduate. It’s easy to say it’s for their own good, but does a university have the right to withhold a diploma for someone’s lifestyle choices? The administration says, “Obesity is going to rob you of your quality and quantity of life. We believe that this is unconscionable.” But what about students who’re heavy drinkers, bulimics, cocaine users, smokers, or fans of unprotected sex? Aren’t those people risking their quality of life? Maybe they shouldn’t graduate unless they take a class? Keep reading »

The Daily Ovulation: “Babies,” The Movie!


When I saw the trailer for the movie “Babies” — a documentary about four babies living in different parts of the world — before a screening of “Where The Wild Things Are,” my uterus literally started to cry from the overload of cuteness. But then I realized I had just gotten my period and I should probs make a run for the loo and put in a tampon. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

16 Famous Man Bulges

Famous Man Bulges

Oh, hello there. We were feeling a little on the pervy side today, because, you know, that’s how we roll, and of course, there’s the new David Beckham H&M ads where he’s clad only in underwear. What a fine piece of man human he is. This pic is sure to become a man bulge classic. We put two and two together and dang it! If men can stare at our breasts when we walk down the street, then we can Google “famous man bulge” and post the results here. Enjoy!

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