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12 Times Last Night’s Golden Globe Awards Gave Us Life

12 Times The 2015 Golden Globe Awards Gave Us Life

Last night’s Golden Globe Awards, hosted by Tina Fey and Amy Poehler — who should really be hosing eveything, ever — were pretty damn entertaining considering I forgot to pick up booze before I became chained to my laptop for the evening. They were also decidedly more political than usual, with a number of winners giving rousing speeches about issues like racis, sexism, violence against women and trans rights, while Tina and Amy were on fire, slaying some seriously on point — and feminist — jokes about George Clooney and Bill Cosby. It wasn’t also serious business — Jared Leto debuted a new ‘do and George Clooney made every woman except all of his ex-girlfriends swoon. [And then there were some duds that, in an effort to focus on the positive, I won't mention.*]  Here are the moments that made us raise up our hands and say “YASSSSSSS.” Keep reading »

Watch Amy Poehler & Tina Fey Tear Bill Cosby A New One

SLOW CLAP. Just absolutely perfect.

Golden Globes 2015: All The Red Carpet Arrivals

George Zimmerman Has Been Arrested (Again)

George Zimmerman Has Been Arrested (Again)

Walking, talking, child-murdering human garbage heap George Zimmerman was arrested (again!) late last night in Lake Mary, Florida, for aggravated assault in a domestic violence case. According to Zimmerman’s attorney, he is accused of hurling a wine bottle at his girlfriend [Reminder: And I'm still single.]. The judge ordered him to surrender all of his firearms and to not have any contact with the victim or travel to Volusia County, where she lives, before releasing him on a $5000 bond.Zimmerman, of course, is the self-appointed “neighborhood watch” patrolman who shot and killed unarmed teenager Trayvon Martin in 2012, a crime for which he was acquitted in 2013. Since then, Zimmerman has been in trouble with the law multiple times, including for domestic violence and brandishing a firearm. He’s a danger to society and should have been locked up long ago. [NBC News; Orlando Sentinel]

12 Grapefruit Cocktails For Defiant Grapefruit-Obsessives Like Myself

This morning, I went to get my annual physical and while everything checked out fine, my new doc was kind of a party pooper when it came to one of my only vices: grapefruit juice. I didn’t tell her about the pot-smoking because I didn’t want a lecture, but I was stunned when she actually advised me to drink less grapefruit juice because it’s causing some minor erosion in, like, the back of my throat or something?

“Uh, I live for grapefruit juice,” I told her. “I drink it by the quart. You can’t take that away from me, I refuse!!!” Well, technically I demurred and was like, “Okay doc, whatever you say,” but with my fingers crossed behind my back. Keep reading »

Bill Cosby Joked About Assault Allegations At Canada Show

  • Serial rapist Bill Cosby (alleged smalleged) actually had the gall to make a rape joke during a comedy show last night. When a woman got up from her seat during the show, Cosby asked her where she was going and she said she was headed to the bar and offered to grab him a drink He replied: “You have to be careful drinking around me.” The audience laughed. SMDH. [People]
  • Speaking of Cosby, Tina Fey says she and Amy Poehler will be making plenty of jokes at his expense when they host the Golden Globe Awards later this month. [EW]
  • Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield continue to be the cutest, coolest couple. [People] Keep reading »
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