Everyone’s talking about Kim Kardashian’s ass, but my mind is still stuck on Jax Teller’s ass, which finally made an appearance on last night’s “Sons of Anarchy.” Then I found a GIF set on Tumblr and I’ve been staring at it for hours, just thirsting, and, well, I couldn’t NOT share. LOOK AT IT. Look at it MOVE. See all of ‘em, after the jump! [Fuck Yes Charlie] Keep reading »
Football season is in full swing, and all that time spent rejiggering your fantasy team, debating with your coworkers about who has better defense, and going hoarse screaming at the television screen every Thursday, Sunday and Monday works up quite an appetite. Who better to show us how to whip up some tasty tailgating snacks than Kristin Cavallari, foodie, shoe designer, football fan, wife to the Chicago Bears’ Jay Cutler and mom to sons Jackson and Camden. (Oh yeah, and you probably recognize her from two little shows called “The Hills” and “Laguna Beach.”) Kristin already showed me how to make some seriously simple, delicious, sweet and salty bacon-wrapped butternut squash. Now that I’ve cleaned my plate, it’s time for tailgating snack number two — sausage-stuffed jalapeno poppers. Instead of being greasy and deep-fried, they’re roasted in the oven just the way I like ‘em. Keep reading »
I love “Sons of Anarchy” more than probably any other TV show, but I would not have expected that the bloody, brutal biker outlaw drama would present, dare I say it, one of the most lovely depictions of love between a cis person and trans person on screen. The chemistry between actors Kim Coates (Tig) and Walton Goggins (Venus) is incredible, and neither actor has ever been better, in my opinion, than on last night’s episode, when Venus and Tig finally confessed just how strong and real their feelings are for each other. It was one of the show’s most beautiful moments ever. Keep reading »
WELP. Kim Kardashian got all greased up like a Thanksgiving turkey and finally showed the world her most famous asset … on the cover of Paper magazine? No disrespect, I’m just kinda surprised that a small, while beloved, indie mag managed to convince Kim to show off that full moon. And they promise that the pics inside the mag, which will be released tomorrow, are, well, “holy fucking shit.” Check out one more cover shot, showing Kim balancing a champagne glass on dat ass, after the jump! [Paper Mag] Keep reading »
This morning, I was talking to my therapist about boys and she asked me what I ultimately am really looking for in a partner, by which she (and I) mean someone I could see myself seriously dating. “Well, to be honest, sometimes I am really, really happy to not have a boyfriend, because boyfriends tend to distract from all the other things I’m busy doing,” I said. “But I also really would like to meet someone I seriously dig, who also seriously digs me in the same way, and considers spending time with me one of their priorities, as opposed to something they fit in when they feel like it.”
“You want to really matter to someone,” my therapist interjected.
“Yes!” I said. “And the thing is, it’s not that I even desire all that much attention because the thing I don’t like about relationships is how much time they can take up. Really, it would be great to have a amazing, loving, cool boyfriend about 70 percent of the time, and the other 30 percent of the time he would be tucked away in a closet where he can’t get up to any funny business while I spent my time weaving for hours on end and eating ice cream for dinner.” Keep reading »