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15 Totally Bogus Beauty Products

Does the skin around your eyes sag and cucumber slices and cold spoons just aren’t doing the trick? Don’t worry, wrinkle face, there’s a crazy, bizarre (and likely bulls**t) gadget for that! The Eye Slack Haruka is basically a vibrator for your eyes which, using its highly technologically advanced buzzing and heating powers, vows to take “years off you while lessening those tell-tell weary signs of age.” The downside is it makes you look like a jackass, but who cares? Now, I’m no scientist (although I did get extra credit in high school chemistry because my lap reports were so artistic), but it seems to me that the vibration would actually further loosen skin. Plus, I thought you needed cold temperatures to tighten skin, not heat. I remain unconvinced that this product will do anything about my puffy, sagging undereyes, but at $132 I hope it would at least give me an orgasm. [Japan Trend Shop via Gizmodo]

Look, we all know the drill when it comes to “miraculous” beauty products like the Eye Slack Haruka: You hand over your dollars, hoping for a visible change and get nothing, nada, bupkis. Here are 13 more beauty products that suck. Avoid them at all costs.

Why Does Christina Aguilera Hate Pants?

October 24, 2011

Hot Links: Snooki’s New Look, Plus Sex With The Lights On Or Off?

  • Snooki is spotting a new ‘do that looks vaguely Rihanna-inspired. [Celebuzz]
  • A new study about in vitro fertilization could result in less multiples. [The Stir]
  • Thirty photos of Ryan Gosling. Just because. [theBERRY]
  • Finally! Dina Manzo blogged about the feud with her sister Caroline and the fight between Teresa Giudice and the rest of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” cast. [TooFab] Keep reading »

October 24: What Are We Wearing Today?

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October 18
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Finally, the whole staff is in the office at the same time so we have a full house in “What Are We Wearing” today. You know, all four of us. Woot woot! Click on to see what we’re wearing today!

Culturista: Your Guide To The Week, From The “Project Runway” Finale To Coldplay’s Latest

A Sexy Retrospective
Johnny Depp's many roles -- and hot looks -- over the years. Read More »
Fuzzy Math
A brief history of fuzzy math in music. Read More »

 Let’s face it: keeping up with pop culture is difficult. With more than 1000 channels worth of TV shows, not to mention a new flood of movies and music every week, it’s practically a full-time job to keep up with everything. Luckily, it is our full-time job. So after the jump, your cheat sheet to the TV shows you need to watch, the albums you need to hear, and the movies you need to see. This week, we’ve got new albums from Coldplay and Kelly Clarkson, Justin Timberlake and Johnny Depp heating up the big screen, and a new reality show about horrific in-laws. Keep reading »

Most Gag-Inducing Halloween Makeup Ever?

A Progressive Halloween
the progressive insurance ggirl
Because who doesn't love that auto-insurance girl. Read More »
Bloody Slide Candies!
Make your own "Dexter"-inspired treats. Read More »
Got One Leg?
One-Legged Halloween Costime
This woman does and her costume is awesome. Read More »
Everything Halloween!
Check out The Frisky's Halloween Guide! Read More »

Possibly! Kudos to her for making the blood look so wet. [Reddit]

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