Profile for Amelia McDonell-Parry

Sadly True: Girls & Haircuts

Horrible Haircuts
How these very bad haircuts went down. Read More »
Guys & Hair
What is it with dudes and short hair? Read More »

I’m about three months late on getting my hair cut. My bangs are cowlick-ing funny, the ends are kind of fried, and the shape could best be described as “poofy.” Even though I always love what my hairstylist Jay — hey, girl! — does to it, I kind of dread getting even just a trim. Why? Because while I’m stoked on what I see when I’m sitting in the chair, blown out to a glossy high shine, there’s that terrible period afterwards at home, when I struggle to recreate the perfection on my own. This doodle is sadly true, for me at least, but luckily it’s temporary. I always come around to loving a haircut, whether it’s subtle or drastic. How about you? Do you usually hate your hair post-cut?

September 30: What Are We Wearing Today?

I think I speak for everyone when I say TGIFF! That’s “Thank God It’s F**king Friday,” if you were wondering about the extra F. (If I ever put an extra F in an acronym, you can safely assume it’s for f**k.) Anyway, let’s see what we’re wearing headed into the weekend!

10 Great Paz De La Huerta Quotes & Photos

Glam Crotch Shots
Paz de la Huerta opens up for Agent Provocateur. Read More »

I gotta admit, I have a little bit of a girl crush on Hollywood Hot Mess Paz de la Huerta. I find her to be delightfully kooky. She’s not afraid to wear a see-through dress while running errands or share her personal experiences with the masses, like the time the ghost of Elvis gave her an orgasm. She’s gone through rough times with her family and is dedicated to her craft. What’s not to like? Click through this slideshow of Paz working the camera and dropping knowledge in interviews and tell me you don’t want to come to the imaginary dinner party I’m having for her and Courtney Stodden.

Split Decision Pie Pan

Newsflash: the holidays are just around the corner! That means it’s … pie baking season! But what to do if you can’t decide what kind of pie to make? Apple or pumpkin? Berry or rhubarb? Mince meat or blood? (Kidding about that last one, as this is not medieval times.) Why choose?┬áThis Split Decision pie pan from The Spoon Sisters is ideal for people who are indecisive, especially about matters as important as dessert.

Oh Hey, Just Some Robots Having Sex, No Biggie

Creepy Robot Baby
Does this make your ovaries ache? Read More »
Robot Hair Washer
Need this immediately! Read More »
Sex With Robots
Not as far off as you think... Read More »

In my nightmares, this is what the future of mankind looks like. Like, 347 years from now, the aliens are going to come and turn us all into cyborgs and force us to act out our archaic sexual practices in museums. (This is actually a window display at a Russian department store. I have no idea what it’s selling.) [Copyranter]

Michelle Obama Stocks Up At Target

Missoni Crashes Target
Their website couldn't handle all the prints! Read More »
Fierce FLOTUS
The First Lady does a mean push-up. Read More »
Smooth Sipper
Mrs. Obama pretends to enjoy a Guinness. Read More »

The First Lady was spotted on a bit of a shopping spree at Target this week. I honestly did not realize she could just waltz into Tar-jay┬álike any ol’ bargain-seeker; does the Secret Service have to do a sweep of the store first? Also, I wonder if she’s got any Missoni in those bags… [Buzzfeed]

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