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Girl Talk: I’m Sort Of Obsessed With My Ex’s New Girlfriend

I think we can all agree that the internet has made it much, much harder to get over a breakup. Sure, you may have successfully erased his number from your phone, used his junior high football T-shirt as a rag, put away all your couple photos, ordered him never to call again, and cursed him to hell, but all of that effort is almost a waste considering he’s just a click of the mouse away.

After a while, though, watching how he’s growing in the midriff via Facebook photos loses its luster. You already know almost everything about him anyway, after all that time you spent/wasted. But what about his new girlfriend? She’s someone to be curious about. Keep reading »

Dakota Fanning Is All Grown Up

We’ve already shown you Gabourey Sidibe’s V magazine cover for their “Size Issue,” but she’s not the only young actress who got that coveted spot. Dakota Fanning is on the cover of the other version of the issue, looking oh-so-retro and mature. Keep reading »

Blinded By The Luz

Oh hai, Jesus Luz. Madonna’s number one boy toy posed for an interesting photoshoot in Interview magazine, at times bound, blindfolded, and showing off his impressive, um, happy trail. Click here to see all the photos. Keep reading »

Katy Perry Really Wants To Make It Clear She Is NOT Knocked Up

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Joe Biden Criticized For Overtly Sexual Hennessy Ads, Kinda


It truly hurts how painfully awesome The Onion continues to be, and their spoof videos are even better than their articles since they require the reporters to keep a straight face while delivering the news. In this week’s spoof, Vice President Joe Biden got a lot of crap for starring in sexy Hennessy ads. According to a faux Hennessy spokesman, “Biden’s sly trademark grin and international playboy status made him the perfect face for the luxury brand.” Word. I think it’s about time Joe “Silver Fox” Biden gets a little attention; Obama isn’t the only hottie in Washington D.C.! [The Onion]
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The Daily Ovulation: A Bunch Of Kiddies Do “Little Jersey Shore”


Who says “Jersey Shore” isn’t a show for children? It’s certainly a show for children to spoof! Lil’ Pauly D is so much more adorable than his grownup counterpart, but Snooki is hilarious and crazy at any age (and about the same height too). Keep reading »

Alexa Chung Spoofs Eating Disorder Rumors For Bing.com


Ever since she arrived on American shores to host the now-defunct “It’s On With Alexa” on MTV, peeps have been speculating that model/TV presenter Alexa Chung has got some sort of eating disorder. The stylish Brit is mighty slender, but that could certainly be genetics not anorexia. Chung seemingly decided to poke a little fun at the rumors in this Bing.com ad, in which she seems utterly clueless about eating. Funny, offensive, or neither? [ONTD] Keep reading »

Why Do We Need Sex Education Again?

Babies having babies having babies having babies having babies and so on and so on and so on! [via BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Poll: Would You Trust Men To Take Birth Control Pills?

Would you trust men with the responsibility of taking an oral contraceptive?

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Tears Shed On “The Real World,” As One Housemate Is Deemed “Not Skinny Enough” To Be In Playboy


Last night’s episode of “The Real World: DC,” which, thus far, isn’t living up to our high expectations (which were probably higher than they should have been, but I digress), was the show’s token weight issues episode. Ty — who has managed to confuse “honest” with “completely dickish” — told bubbly, blonde workout freak Callie that she wasn’t skinny enough to be a Playboy model. And then she cried. A lot. And I don’t blame her, as it’s totally crappy when you’re told you’re not BLANK enough to be BLANK. But seriously, it’s a sad day in the universe when one girl’s self-worth is deeply wounded because she’s not “skinny” (or plastic) enough to take her clothes off for a no longer relevant magazine run by a Peter Pan in diapers. Clip above. Keep reading »

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