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Happy Hump Day! It’s blind item time, this one courtesy of Blind Gossip:
Which actress isn’t really such a sweetheart? She recently shredded a pile of clothes her off-again boyfriend had left at her house and sent him a box filled with the scraps.
This one has Reese Witherspoon written all over it. Though I suppose it could also be Taylor Swift, who recently broke up with Taylor Lautner, or Anna Lynne McCord (that chick from “90210″ who is always on/off with Kellan Lutz, from “Twilight”). But, I mean, it’s obviously Reese. Not that this rumor is necessarily true, of course. Keep reading »
Seriously, the model and rumored-fiancee of Orlando Bloom is always posing for magazines without a shirt. Though I suppose I would too, if I had her body and/or anyone asked. Keep reading »
Everything Tim Burton touches turns to genius. So we’re pretty excited that his next project looks like it will be the story of “Sleeping Beauty,” from the perspective of Disney’s most villainous villainess, Maleficent. The movie will hopefully fill in all those question marks we had with the original movie. Like jeez, why so pissed off, lady? Or how do you get those crazy arches on your eyebrows? And, as the most sinister Disney villain, why didn’t you think of just killing the prince? [AintItCool] Keep reading »
Well, it’s a new decade and though the apocalypse might be upon us, it hasn’t happened yet. So, take solace in that and the fact that when the time does come, people will probably still be looking to celebrities instead of you. This week, the gang was up to all their usual hijinks and the tabloids were stalking them to make sure every minute detail was captured. And because we love you guys so much, we trolled through those inked pages to pull out the most interesting stories once again. Enjoy! Keep reading »
I’ve always considered fighting to be a really important part of a relationship. Almost as important as how we f**k. Hear me out on this one. Just like screwing, I’ve always thought that there needed to be a balance, a compatibility in the way my dude and I verbally sparred. If we fought the same — either by withdrawing emotionally or screaming obscenities or sobbing tears of rage — our disagreements would never, ever end. I’m a weeper and, at times, an emotional mess. Often the only thing that can pull me out of the sinkhole is the soothing voice and manner of someone — a man, in this case — taking charge and putting an end to a fight as swiftly as it began. It’s the one area of my life where sometimes I feel like I need a little “saving.” Keep reading »
When I was 15, my parents and I went to buy some kittens from a couple in rural New Mexico. Their first words to us were, “Did you know that cats can be retarded?” We didn’t. We took two. They were … challenging, but we loved them all the same. Well, it turns out that dogs and cats can also suffer from obsessive-compulsive disorder. In humans, OCD causes behavior like excessive hand-washing, or pulling out one’s hair by the roots, or repetitive checking of stoves, lights, and locks. Apparently, eight percent of dogs exhibit compulsive behaviors like pacing, spinning, tail-chasing, snapping at imaginary flies, fence-running, licking, chewing, barking, and staring. Tail-chasing, licking, chewing, and barking? Huh. I thought that was just dogs. If those are characteristics of dogs with obsessive-compulsive tendencies, what do normal dogs do? Keep reading »
Oh Martha. Martha, Martha, Martha. We didn’t know you had it in you. The prim and proper talk show hostess with the mostess invited S Factor striptease instructor, Sheila Kelley, on her show yesterday and had the nerve to take to the
poll pole [Sorry folks. Early morning. Sigh. -- Editor] herself. There’s video after the jump, but I just adore the joyful look on Martha’s face in this photo. Keep reading »
It’s been a really good year for “Photoshop vs. real women” awareness, between Glamour‘s plus-sized pooch shot and French Elle‘s no makeup issue. But there’s still a lot of liberal airbrushing going on out there. (We’re watching you, Ralph Lauren.) What we don’t get is when a magazine airbrushes a celebrity to the point where they look almost unrecognizable. Take for example this new Allure cover, which makes Beyonce look like a cat person, ready to pounce. It’s not her least real-looking photo—remember those L’Oreal ads where her skin looked whitewashed?—but still, her face just looks … not like hers.
Here are nine other magazine covers that thoroughly confused us.