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Urban Outfitters Describes Color Of T-Shirt As “Obama/Black”!

Yes, really. Urban Outfitters is currently selling a Henley T-shirt in two colors: White/Charcoal and Obama/Black. The thing is, not to nitpick the ridiculousness of this, but “Obama/Black” looks more like Charcoal to me. Also, WTF?! [Urban Outfitters via Jezebel] Keep reading »

Thoughts From Guys On Our IM: Handies Versus Blowies, Discuss!

Last night I was skimming the new issue of Glamour and came across an article called “12 Things Guys Wish You Knew in Bed,” written by a dude named Adrian Colesberry. Surprisingly, I learned something! According to him, “in a blindfold test, most men would prefer a hand job to oral sex.” What? Nuh. Uh. I haven’t spent the last god knows how many years training my gag reflex for nothing … right? I needed many more opinions on the matter (and am happy to hear more, fellas), of course. Keep reading »

MadTV Predicted The iPad Years Ago


You know how everyone has been going period-joke crazy since the announcement of the iPad, Apple’s new gadget? Well MadTV, that now-defunct “Saturday Night Live”-esque sketch comedy show, essentially predicted it in a skit a few years ago. Their “iPad” is a menstruation aid that links up to your computer, which frankly sounds more interesting and useful than this thing Apple has invented. Keep reading »

Jon Hamm Does Sexy Sax Man Sergio & Senator Scott Brown On SNL


Jon Hamm hosted “Saturday Night Live” this weekend — for no real reason other than his undeniable hotness, seeing as he doesn’t have a movie to promote and “Mad Men” is on hiatus — and the results were delightfully … weird. In the digital short, above, Hamm plays a sexy saxophonist named Sergio who emerges during the most inopportune moments after a curse is placed on Andy Samberg’s character. For the record, Jon Hamm Covered In Birth Goop is still as sexy as Jon Hamm NOT Covered In Birth Goop. Keep reading »

Not A Shocker, But Tila Tequila May Have Officially Lost It!

Who knows, maybe this is her idea of a joke, but something tells me the Westboro Baptist Church isn’t laughing. [via MediaElites] Keep reading »

Taylor Momsen And Other Potty-Mouthed Celebs Who Drop F-Bombs

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Just to make it ultra clear how little she cares about anyone, Taylor Momsen dropped a brigade of f-bombs while discussing her anti-role model motives. “To be honest, I don’t f***ing care. I didn’t get into this to be a role model. So I’m sorry if I’m influencing your kids in a way that you don’t like, but I can’t be responsible for their actions. I don’t care. Honestly, if I’d have ended up as Hannah Montana, I don’t know if the show would have gone as well, I probably would have told them all to go f*** themselves by the time I hit 11.” [Celebitchy]

It must be nice to run around, swearing like a nutter. It seems like it’s becoming increasingly common for celebrities to swear up a storm. Here are some of the most infamous f-bomb launchers.

Quotable: Christina Hendricks’ Hubby Has Got Her Back

“I was just upset about the whole Golden Globes dress thing. I thought she looked so gorgeous. And that New York Times blogger saying that … It’s so ridiculous. … What was nice was seeing the entire internet come after that blogger. That was really cool. It was the first time I saw just a solid block of ‘You’re crazy! What’s wrong with you? You should be ashamed of yourself!’ And honestly, the Grey Lady should be ashamed of themselves to print a picture like that, that they widened! … Honestly, she’s the greatest woman I know. She’s the most beautiful woman I know. She’s the most talented woman I know. It’s like there’s not enough adjectives that could express or superlatives that could express how wonderful she is.”

– Geoffrey Arend, the super awesome husband of “Mad Men”‘s super awesome goddess Christina Hendricks, whose Golden Globes dress (and figure) was criticized by New York Times’ columnist Cathy Horyn [People StyleWatch] Keep reading »

“Run, Sookeh Stackhouse, Run!”

Anna Paquin may be the one running, but I wish HBO would hurry up and put “True Blood” season three on air! [Venice, CA, 1/29/10] Keep reading »

Poll: Which Imaginary Sex Tape Would You Most Like To See?

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Get Your Shot With A Tiger Woods Mistress!

Today in sexist marketing — some dude is selling golf balls featuring the faces of Tiger Woods’ mistresses, so now, you too can “play a round” with them. The perfect gift for the inane douchebag in your life. [$53.90, Tail Of The Tiger] Keep reading »

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