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Snooki Brings Her “Jersey Shore” Genius To YouTube!


This morning I struck gold. Snooki, my favorite guidette from MTV’s “Jersey Shore,” has a YouTube channel! SnookTV features videos of the poofed one hanging out with her gang of girlfriends, known as the Brunette Mafia, shaking her booty, hitting on married dudes, and lecturing people on wearing thongs or something. Anyway, Snooki explains what SnookTV is all about, above. I love her. Did I mention that I love her? I do. I love her. Keep reading »

Hey, Has Anybody Seen Tino?

Nylon Guys‘ tagline says it’s “not for girls,” but putting Jared “I Have Not Aged A Day Since Playing Jordan Catalano” Leto on the cover says otherwise. Keep reading »

Rachel Uchitel’s Pre-Gym Work Out

Running from the paparazzi is a great way to burn calories. Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods‘ alleged mistress, had to jog to the gym — Equinox, BTW, maybe the same one Jessica and Natalie Portman go to?! — in order to evade the flashbulbs. [New York City, 12/8/09] Keep reading »

Who Should Tiger Woods Have An Illicit Affair With Next?

I’m just gonna say it. Elin Nordegren needs to pack up her crap — oh wait, she already did that — move out of the house she shares with Tiger Woods and not take a penny of his “please stay with me, baby” money. She can get what she is owed for being a loyal, devoted wife to the philandering golfer when she takes him to divorce court. With nine — nine!!! — alleged mistresses now semi-accounted for, Tiger seems more focused on beating Wilt Chamberlain’s record for infidelity than he is on improving his golf game. I don’t foresee how it’s possible for Nordegren to ever trust her husband again, and raising children in a house where the trust is gone is no good for the kiddies, amiright? We already suggested some possible rebounds for Elin, should she take my advice and get the hell out of the Tiger Cage, but what about Woods? He must be itching to tap some hot cocktail waitress ass right about now. As poor taste is my forte and Tiger has clearly identified his, uh, “type,” here are eight women I can see Tiger playing put-put with. Keep reading »

What About (Johnny Depp’s) Bob?

The Sexiest Man Alive was welcomed by fans at the Tokyo Airport — I wonder if they liked his delightfully Anna Wintour-esque bob? Keep reading »

Michael Bay Gives Victoria’s Secret The Action Movie Treatment


Michael Bay, the director behind SUPER EXPLOSIVE action films “Transformers,” “Pearl Harbor,” and “Armageddon,” directed this brand-new Victoria’s Secret commercial. There’s lots of wind and rolling around and gap-mouthed-ness and then, of course, a fiery blast. One question — where’s Ben Affleck? [via ONTD] Keep reading »

Hugh Hefner Wants To Make One Thing Clear

Even though Hugh Hefner is not the least bit surprised that Tiger Woods allegedly cheated on his wife many, many, many times, he doesn’t actually approve. He, after all, was a model husband. Or something. [Twitter] Keep reading »

Quotable: Mariah Carey’s Tight Pants Collection Started Early

“I have had very low self-esteem my whole life. When I was 12 or 13, I remember walking up the driveway, and this guy who was 20 — which may have been highly inappropriate — said to me, ‘I like your pants,’ and I was like, ‘Oh, that looks good? Oh, OK, I will wear tight pants now.’”

Mariah Carey on why she started dressing “sexy” at a young age in Paper magazine [Just Jared]
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7 Celebs Who Got Inked Before Turning 18

7 Celebs Who Got Inked Before Turning 18
Miley Cyrus has been getting a lot of flack for the new “Just Breathe” tattoo under her left boob—something about only being 17 years old and being a bad influence on her impressionable army of teenyboppers? But apparently, the tattoo is an homage to a 9-year-old girl named Vanessa who died of cystic fibrosis in 2007. After all, “Just Breathe” is the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation’s slogan, since the disease causes mucus build-up in the lungs and makes it hard to do so. [NY Daily News]

It was kind of inevitable that the pop princess would hit the ink, like her super-tattooed brother. But which of Celebrityville’s other residents got tattoos prior to turning 18?

Tiger Beat: Middle-Aged Blonde Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger Woods’ Home


This story just keeps growing and growing. In the last 12 hours, Tiger Woods has dropped out of his role as best man at his friend’s wedding this weekend and sources have said that the golfer was admitted to the hospital the day after Thanksgiving (when he had his car crash) with his condition listed as an overdose. Supposedly the drugs listed were Ambien and Vicodin. But the biggest and strangest development is that a woman — described as a “middle aged blonde” by “Today” — was rushed from Woods’ home in Orlando in an ambulance early this morning. It’s not known who the woman is, but according to “Today,” Elin Nordegren‘s mother had recently arrived to be with her daughter. There are also reports that the ambulance was followed to the hospital by a black Escalade, which both Woods and his wife drive, and that a blonde was at the wheel. One Orlando news affiliate says the woman is “on advanced life support.” We’ll keep you posted as this story develops. [MSNBC] Keep reading »

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