Profile for Amelia McDonell-Parry

Breakin’: Britney Disses Weed. Other Celebs Weigh In On The Chronic.

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This week, Britney Spears stopped performing in the middle of her Vancouver show because the venue was allegedly full of cigarette and marijuana smoke. Spears (a smoker) claimed the funky air was making her and her crew gag. She returned to the stage 45 minutes later, and finished the concert with a constructive, “Thanks Vancouver. You were wonderful. Drive safe. Don’t smoke weed!” [Hollywood Rag] Keep reading »

“South Park” Teaches Kanye Humility. Um, We’re Skeptical.

What, you thought Kanye West wasn’t going to say anything after “South Park” accused him of being an egomaniacal gay fish last night? Of course he struck back, with a 234-word all-caps rant on his blog. First things first, check out the clip from the episode and then click past the jump for the best of his most egotastic moments. [Kanye West] Keep reading »

Quickies!: Kelly Bensimon Is The Ambassador For Wool

  • Kelly Killoren Bensimon tells the new issue of Bazaar, “Honestly, if being inauthentic means graduating from Columbia University, writing three books, starting two magazines, bearing two children, being the ambassador for wool, running a marathon for charity — if that’s inauthentic? Tell me what authentic is.” [DListed] — Somebody, anybody, please, tell me what the f**k the ambassador for WOOL does!
  • Backing up my position on Seth Rogen’s date rape movie, “Observe and Report,” is this Friday Feminist F**k You. [Feministing]
  • American Apparel is launching a plus-size line called “Colossal Clothing” — but it’s only for men. [Salon] — I’m saving up my rage, putting it in a box, handing it over to Simcha, who will comment on this nonsense next week.
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    The Boob Tube: Hot Weekend TV For April 11-12th 2009

    Saturday

  • “Sideways” on FX at 9 am
  • “American Splendor” on IFC at 10 am
  • “Definitely, Maybe” on HBOSG at 10:30 am
  • “Annie” on Hallmark at 11 am
  • “The Hills” on MTV at 11 am and 12 pm
  • “Gone Baby Gone” on Starz at 11:10 pm
  • “The Rachel Zoe Project” on Bravo starting at 1 pm
  • “Dirty Dancing” on SHO2 at 1:15 pm
  • “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” on Cinemax at 2 pm
  • “Risky Business” on TVLand at 2:30 pm
  • “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang” on ABC Family at 4 pm
  • “Casino” on Cinemax at 4 pm
  • “The Real Housewives Of New York City” on Bravo starting at 5 pm
  • “The Sound Of Music” on ABC Family at 7 pm
  • “Wild at Heart” on IFC on 8 pm
  • “Catch and Release” on Oxygen at 8 pm
  • “Working Girl” on WE at 10 pm
  • “Saturday Night Live” (with Zac Efron and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs) on NBC at 11:30 pm
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    Cha-Ching! Meghan McCain Scores A Book Deal

    So, hip-hip-hooray, Meghan McCain got a book deal! For six figures! It’s not Ann Coulter money, but I’m totally jealous. Also, a little irked. What does Meghan McCain have to offer the world that’s worth that many greenbacks? While her new publisher, Hyperion, isn’t saying McCain will be writing about, her columns on The Daily Beast suggest she’ll continue pontificating on the future of the Republican Party and how they can better appeal to her generation. Given the sea of old face that one typically associates with Grand Ol’ Party, pimping Meghan out as the new face of young conservatism is probably a good idea. Then again, maybe it will be a style guide to workin’ a fabulous curvy figure? Conservatives and liberals would buy that. Except Laura Ingraham, of course. [New York Observer] Keep reading »

    Don’t See It: Seth Rogen’s Date Rape Movie

    I thought losing weight was to blame for Seth Rogen’s fall from funny. But maybe we never had the same sense of humor to begin with. How else to explain his starring role in “Observe and Report,” which opens today, the extended trailer for which shows his character, Ronnie, a mall cop, having sex with a woman (Brandi, played by Anna Faris) who’s passed out drunk, covered in vomit? This scene has caused quite a bit of controversy, with everyone from The New York Times to Salon’s Broadsheet weighing in on whether the scenario classifies as date rape. (The scene, FYI, is embedded in the trailer, after the jump. Warning: the language in the trailer makes it NSFW.) Rogen says it is not.

    “You can literally feel the audience thinking, like, how the f**k are they going to make this okay? Like, what can possibly be said or done that I’m not going to walk out of the movie theater in the next thirty seconds? … And then she says, like, the one thing that makes it all okay.”

    That one thing? When Rogen stop manically pumping away, Brandi, vomit oozing out of her mouth, comes to, and says, “Why are you stopping motherf**ker?” The Times agrees that this is her giving “permission,” writing in their review, “He forces himself on a makeup-counter saleswoman after a date of heavy drinking and drug use. (Before the scene is over she indicates that she had given her consent.)”
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    Slideshow: Celebrity Sex Addicts—We Pick A Cast For “Celeb Rehab”

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    The next season of VH1′s “Celebrity Rehab” will feature…wait for it…sex addicts! The cast includes two adult film stars: Kendra Jade and Penny Flame, three Playmates: Amber Smith, Nicole Narain (who made a sex tape with Colin Farrell), and Kari Ann Peniche (formerly Miss United States Teen), and gay film director Duncan Roy. All girls and a gay guy? Um…where’s the drama? Here are the celeb sex addicts we wish were cast.

    David Duchovny mirrored his character on “Californication” when he went to rehab for a sex addiction and admitted his love of internet porn. [Complex] — After all those years of not hooking up with Scully on “The X Files,” the tension was probably giving him perma blue balls. Who can blame the guy?

    Star Couplings: Sarah Michelle Gellar Is Expecting!

  • Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. are expecting! [DListed] — I can see the reality show now — “When Two C-Listers Have A Baby!”
  • Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are planning on getting married fo’ realz on the series finale of “The Hills.” [Perez Hilton] — Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice — well, shame on you again.
  • In addition to going back to red, Lindsay Lohan also got a post-breakup tattoo. [People] — Of Sam Ronson’s face?!
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    Femskins: The Stuff Of Nightmares

    I try to keep an open mind when it comes to other peoples’ fetishes, though there are some things I draw the line at (anything involving bodily substances, for one). This particular fetish, however, just scares, rather than disgusts me. It seems that, like Buffalo Bill before them (remember “Silence of the Lambs”) there’s a certain type of guy that gets off on actually wearing the “skins” of latex sex dolls, face and all. Called “masking” or “femskins,” these peeps are apparently prominent enough that they had a convention (no word on why it was canceled). And there’s video! [via Asylum] Keep reading »

    Reader Mail: How Do I Attract A Good Man?

    After posting my most recent “Dating Amelia,” I got a very kind email from a reader asking for advice. I got her permission to answer the question on the site.

    “I just recently discovered this website and I found a great deal of affinity for your situation, as I am going through the exact same thing myself. I’ve read your ‘Dating Amelia’ posts and they are inspirational. I do have a question for you though. You seem to have no problem finding men who were interested in you. How did you do this? I never get approached by men and always turn out to be the girl they want to be friends with instead of date. I’m 26, in grad school, a book nerd and average-looking. How can someone like me attract a good man? I admit that I am terrified that I will never be enough for a man (this is the reason my ex said he was leaving, that I wasn’t enough). I’ve been told that I might just have to wait until the men in my age group lower their standards, but I don’t want to be the girl someone just settles for. You seem to be coping with this situation so well and moving on in healthy way. Any advice you can offer would be much appreciated.”

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