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When In Sevilla …

… dress like a flamenco dancer! Or, at least, that’s Suri Cruise’s motto. We continue to envy her wardrobe. [Sevilla, Spain, 12/7/09] Keep reading »

Girl Talk: I Hit My Boyfriend

Years ago, when I was about, oh, a year into my relationship with my now ex, he and I got in a fight (over what, who knows), I lost my temper, and I started hitting him. Not in the face, but on his arms, my fists balled up. I think I shoved him a few times too. He didn’t do anything back, aside from wrapping his way stronger arms around me, so I couldn’t hit him anymore, and to calm me down, because I was crying. Once I settled, he told me I could never, ever, ever hit him or shove him or do anything physical like that again — that it was unfair. Even though I “was a woman” and significantly less strong than him (seriously, we would play-wrestle and I would be defeated in, like, two seconds), taking my anger or frustration out on him physically was not OK ever, especially because he never would or could do the same to me and have there be any excuses. Keep reading »

Quotable: Hugh Hefner Thinks Tiger’s Cheating Is No Biggie

“I think the only surprise in it, quite frankly, is that anybody would be surprised. If you’re a good-looking guy and young and healthy, the notion that there would be something else going on, well, marriage is just a convenience. It’s very nice for raising kids, but the notion that monogamy lasts forever is a wish!”

Playboy founder Hugh Hefner on Tiger Woods’ “transgressions” [Extra TV] Keep reading »

Michael Jackson’s Glove Fetches $350K. Other Expensive Memorabilia That Could’ve Been Yours.

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Last week, Michael Jackson‘s rhinestone-studded white glove that he wore when he first did the moonwalk in 1983 was sold at auction for $350,000 (plus tax) to Hoffman Ma from Hong Kong, who bought the glove on belhalf of the Ponte 16 Resort Hotel in Macau. Experts estimated that it would pull in a paltry $40-60K. And to think, if you had been paying attention, that piece of history could have been all yours! [MSNBC]

Now, to make you feel even worse, we’ve rounded up 10 of the most garish celebrity auctions that you totally missed out on.

We Prove Jude Law And Sienna Miller Are Back Together In Four Steps

Jude Law and Sienna Miller are in New York right now, starring in “Hamlet” and “After Miss Julie” respectively. And of course, they’re together again. Probably. They’ve denied the rumors, but have totally failed at picking up the leftover breadcrumbs back to the bedroom. They’ve been spotted together 11 times last month. In case you need a refresher, they dated for years, until Jude admitted to sleeping with the nanny. In the interim, during a one-night stand, Jude impregnated model Samantha Burke. Meanwhile, Miller spent her time topless on a boat with married “Brothers & Sisters” actor Balthazar Getty who has since returned to his wife. According to a friend, “Both are very wary of relationships.” Ya think? [Daily Mail]

We would like to present Exhibit A, the proof that they are totally together. Keep reading »

Blind Item: Which Teen Queen Has A Tattoo Where The Sun Don’t Shine?

Happy Friday! Let’s close out this week with a blind item, this one via Crazy Days And Nights:

“This A list tweener has a problem. Well more than one problem but there are some things that can never be taught. Anyway, she had a boyfriend. Not exactly being a role model she got his name tattooed on her body in a place most people won’t see for a few more months. Now though, she has a bigger problem than what people say about her tattoo and its location. She has a different boyfriend and he doesn’t like opening the presents so to speak and seeing another name so our tweener is going to change it but can’t decide if it should be the new boyfriend’s name or something generic like don’t chew gum with your mouth open.”

Hmm, my instinct says Miley, but there are just so many to choose from! What do you think? Regardless, let this be a lesson — do not get a boyfriend’s name tattooed on your mons pubis. Or anywhere else for that matter. Keep reading »

Trailer Park: “Everybody’s Fine,” “Brothers,” “Up In The Air”

You’ve survived Black Friday and the post-Thanksgiving work week, but there’s more shopping to do and, because we live in America, we’re lucky that many malls contain this magical relaxation device called a “movie theater.” Sure, not every movie is relaxing, but the act of movie-going and the traditions that go along with it are comforting; the smell of popcorn, the pleather seat giving in to your weight, the first inhale of carbonated sugar water. This week, feel guilty for avoiding your parents over the holidays with “Everybody’s Fine,” feel shame for sleeping with your presumed dead husband’s brother with “Brothers,” or avoid relationships altogether with “Up In The Air.” Keep reading »

10 Celebrities Who Can’t Wait To Pop Out Babies

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When someone asks you what you’re going to do when the movies that made you famous are over, I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to say, “I’m going to Disney World!” But Daniel Radcliffe had a more surprising answer. “I’ve got kids to have yet! They’re going to keep me busy if I do—which I hope I do at some point. I’m not planning on it soon—but that’s one of the things I’m really looking forward to doing.” Geez! When 20-year-old manboys get broody for babies, what chance do we hormonal cat ladies have? [People]

Seems that the baby fever is going around. Here are some other celebrities who think they’re ready to launch into baby-making.

Do You Remember What You Weighed In 9th Grade?

According to E! News, Kim Kardashian is thanking Quick Trim supplements for her recent weight loss (which she celebrated by posting this photo on her Twitter) and now “only tips the scales at 109—a number she hasn’t seen since she was ‘in the ninth grade.’” Um, congrats I guess, but does anyone else find it weird that she actually remembers what she weighed in the 9th grade, which was over 10 years ago? Maybe it’s because I was way more focused on having perfect skin as a teenager, but I couldn’t tell you what I weigh now, how much I weighed a year ago, or five years ago, let alone what I clocked in at when scrunchies were in style the first time. To me that signals major weight obsession issues — but I suppose schilling for diet pills gave that away, huh? [E! News] Keep reading »

The Jersey Shore Name Generator: What’s Your Guido Or Guidette Nickname?

So for funzies I decided to make a “Jersey Shore Nickname Generator”! Find out your guido or guidette alter ego by heading here and then posting it in the comments back on The Frisky. You can call me Joanie Sopressata. (The formula: Name ending in ie or y + meat, fruit, or nut.) [The Jersey Shore Nickname Generator] Keep reading »

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