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Shellfish Is SO 2010

[London, 2/27/10]
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Quotable: Drew Barrymore Wasn’t Prepared For A Happy Relationship

“I have never really understood how I should feel or behave in a relationship. I didn’t have the kind of childhood that would have given me any sort of perspective on what a happy home or relationship would feel like. You can’t live your life blaming your failures on your parents. You’re dealt the cards you’re dealt. I realized it was a waste of time to be angry at my parents and feel sorry for myself.”

– Drew Barrymore [Daily Express] Keep reading »

Vajazzling: THE VIDEO!


Did those photos we posted last week just not tell you all you wanted to know about vajazzling, aka crystal herpes for your hoo-ha? Bryce from The Luxury Spot also allowed the photographer to film her while she got her cooter bejeweled, so you can see just how painlessly stupid the whole process is. However, I demand a follow-up. I want to know what Bryce’s bedfellows think of her new mon pubis bling. (This video is relatively SFW, though there are some lower parts that are visible, but Bryce is so hairless, you might as well be looking at a knee cap.) Keep reading »

Jennifer Lopez Nails Rihanna On “SNL”


Jennifer Lopez hosted and performed on “Saturday Night Live” this weekend and as you might expect of the totally meh singer/actress, the episode was only so-so. However, the opening skit, which spoofed the catastrophe known as “We Are The World 25″ (which was filled with “half famous randoms”) was hilarrrrrious and J.Lo herself did a pretty dead-on impression of Rihanna. (As was Kristin Wiig’s Gwen Stefani.) Check it out above. Keep reading »

Quotable: Lady Gaga May Be Kooky, But She’s Also Wise

“Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you’re wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn’t love you anymore.”

– Lady Gaga in the April issue of Cosmopolitan [Page Six] Keep reading »

Quotable: Coco Wonders Where Her Butt (Shot) Went

“Why did MySpace take this pic down? Are they offended by ass-crack? It’s female curvature!”

– Coco (outrageously bootylicious wife of Ice-T), who didn’t understand why the social networking site took down this photo featuring the slightest hint of her famously ample ass, via her Twitter [Dlisted] Keep reading »

Quotable: Lily Allen Is In Charge

“People in this day and age are still under the illusion that every woman who is successful must be being controlled by a man… I’m the boss.”

– Lily Allen [Guardian via Jezebel] Keep reading »

Canadian Women’s Hockey Team Reprimanded For Partying And Other Olympic Fun-Crushing

I don’t know when someone decided that athletes were supposed to be virtuous role models, but apparently athletes didn’t get the memo. The International Olympic Committee got pissed off at the Canadian women’s hockey team who won gold medals and promptly cracked open some beers and champagne right on the ice. So they’re chilling on the rink, boozing it up and the Olympic Committee is all, “It is not what we want to see. I don’t think it’s a good promotion of sport values. If they celebrate in the changing room, that’s one thing, but not in public.” And then Canada’s Olympic Committee is all, “In terms of the actual celebration, it’s not exactly something uncommon in Canada.” Because, apparently, Canada wasn’t founded by lame-o narcs. [Newser]

I understand why they crack down on Olympians for illegal activities, but shouldn’t adults who just dedicated their lives to earning Olympic medals be allowed to celebrate? Apparently not, according to these instances of Olympic fun-crushing. Keep reading »

Trailer Park: “The Crazies,” “Cop Out,” “A Prophet”

I’m starting to notice that certain types of movies come out at certain times of the year. Family and blockbuster movies all wedge their way into that blissful time between Thanksgiving and Christmas, sappy relationship movies get Valentine’s Day, and all the scary/political/cop/insanity movies come around that depressing end-of-winter-still-no-hope-for-spring time. As if we have nothing better to do than go slowly insane. This week’s releases include “The Crazies,” “Cop Out,” and “A Prophet.” I know “Cop Out” isn’t going to be depressing per se, but every time Kevin Smith directs a movie he didn’t also write, a fairy loses her wings and plummets to her death. And that’s depressing. Keep reading »

5 Claws-Out Athlete Cat Fights

Catfight alert! U.S. skier Julia Mancuso (right) has had it with teammate Lindsey Vonn (left), and is letting the press know all about it. “People are having a hard time reaching their potential because it’s such a struggle for attention,” said Mancuso. “You come to meetings after races and it’s like it’s a bad day if Lindsey didn’t do well.” Her anger might not just be stemming from Vonn’s sometimes distracting photo shoots—Vonn also (maybe) blew Mancuso’s chances of coming in first place in the slalom. When Vonn crashed ahead of Mancuso on the course, officials had to have Mancuso start her run over because of “deteriorating conditions.”

Vonn was not pleased with Mancuso’s words. “It definitely has hurt me that she said some negative things,” Vonn told the Seattle Times. “All I can do is continue to support her like I always have been and hope that she reciprocates that.” [Newser]

I never understood why guys get off on girl fights, but there seems to be a lot of pent-up aggression with female athletes in particular. Check out these exxxtreme clashes, after the jump. Keep reading »

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