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Dlisted’s Michael K Gabs About The Year In Gossip

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When Michael K, the hysterical blogger behind the gossip site Dlisted, gave me his IM handle and said he would be happy to chat with me about the hottest gossip stories of 2009, I felt like Christmas had come early. Perez may have more page views (and haters), Us Weekly and People might be more “legit,” but no one, and I mean no one, can out-bitch Michael K when it comes to snark. An equal opportunity offender, Michael K constantly rips on his own trashy sluttiness while taking down big-time celebs like Brangelina, TomKat, and Amy Winehouse, often with jaw-dropping vulgarity. Still, Michael made it clear that “profiles” aren’t his thing and his personal life wasn’t really up for discussion — unlike his fellow gossipmongers, Michael likes to keep a low profile. When I remarked that a few of the Frisky ladies keep a kind of stalkerish eye out for him when out at the gay bars in downtown NYC, he cracked, “Oh, I don’t go to gay bars too often! Try the White Castle or San Loco.”

Michael was, however, happy to discuss the hookups, breakups, scandals, and hot sluts of 2009 — including who made his “no-no hole” pucker. It will take every ounce of restraint I have not to IM him on the regular in an attempt to force him to be my new bestie.

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Angie’s Suicide Attempt? Tiger And Jessica Get Touchy-Feely?

There are nine days until Christmas. I don’t know if you understand what that means in tabloid time, but I’m going to tell you anyway: There is going to be a huge push to make something significant happen in Hollywood. We’re talking love, people. In the next two weeks, major love will be happening in the tabloids, and maybe even in reality too. And because you maybe only care just enough to read this blog, we’ve read all the tabloids for you and compiled the SparkNotes-style version here. Live, learn, and love, people. And Happy Kwanznakkuhsmas!
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Quotable: Nicole Kidman Will Not Talk About Xenu

“I just don’t…. This is just so not… I’m here to publicize ‘Nine.’ If I was here to do an exposé on myself then I’d be like, ‘Let’s go’, but I have no interest in discussing any of that.”

– Nicole Kidman in response to an interviewer who asked her about Scientology and referred to the “religion” as a “bullying cult.” Oh please, oh please, someone do an expose so she will talk about it! Watch the video here. [Times Online UK] Keep reading »

Have You Ever Been Scolded For PDA?

This weekend, after attending a friend’s birthday party, I took a cab with my boyfriend to his apartment. We were drunkish and spent most of the taxi ride chatting and joking around, but at some point, I started smooching a bit on him. Now, I am slightly unusual in that I am not really anti-PDA — I was called out that night, in fact, by the birthday boy for wrapping my legs around my BF’s waist in front of everyone. However, the smooching in the cab was pretty G-rated — no tongue! Even still, our cab driver almost immediately said, “Excuse me. This is a taxi that delivers people to their destinations. This is not a taxi that you can pretend is a hotel.” It was pretty clear he was actually offended by our PDA and I concluded that maybe he was extremely religious and kissing my boyfriend was whoreish or something. Either way, I scooted over to my side of the backseat and behaved myself for the duration of the ride. The BF and I had a good laugh about it later, because neither of us had ever been told to, essentially, “Get a room!” Have you ever been called out for PDA? Keep reading »

Crystal Brass Knuckles Make A Serious Statement

This is what artist Debra Baxter had to say about her Crystal Brass Knuckles:

“Crystal Brass Knuckles deal with the dichotomy of a weapon and healing device in one. And just how completely ridiculous and contradictory that is. They are made to fit a woman’s hand. There is a feminist/grrl power piece to this … and to all my work. Women engaging in their power and sexuality.”

Whatever, this bling looks like it could kick Superman’s ass. [My Love For You via Awesome Dreams] Keep reading »

The 20 Dos And Don’ts Of Having A Post-Hookup Friendship

In this modern age of dating, casual sex, and fun hooking up, many of us remain friendly with people we’ve seen naked long after the ugly-bumping has come to an end. That said, there are still plenty of rules that must be followed if you actually want to maintain some semblance of a friendship. After the jump, 20 dos and don’ts of having a post-hookup friendship. Keep reading »

Funky Or Fugly?

I’m not sure which is less attractive — this “funky” bedazzled jean jacket (for dudes!) or the models dirtied face/faux stubble. [Vintage Ads] Keep reading »

Start Warming Up Your Vocal Chords: NBC’s “The Sing-Off” Premieres Tonight


There was always something sexy about a cappella boys … the beatboxing, the not being afraid to bust out in song and dance, the matching outfits. Swoon. So, “The Sing-Off” is premiering tonight at 8pm (EST) on NBC. Since we’re “Glee” fanatics, we’re doubly psyched for the two new two hour episodes in the next two days. The show’s hosted by Nick Lachey (welcome back to relevancy!)m but the best part is that the adorable Ben Folds is judging alongside Boyz II Men member Shawn Stockham and Pussycat Dolls lead singer Nicole Scherzinger. The scores will tallied by viewer votes and the winner gets $100,000 and an Epic Records/Sony Music recording contract. Watch above to see the eight a cappella groups in the competition singing David Bowie‘s “Under Pressure” together. A couple of these teams are kinda lackluster, but already cheering for The SoCals ’cause it’s my new city and Blondie’s got some chords on him. Who’s your team? [NBC] Keep reading »

Hot Blog Alert: Third And Delaware Chronicles The Best Of “Roseanne” Fashion

Who woulda thunk “Roseanne,” that off-beat sitcom about a working class family fronted by the crass Roseanne and eternally plumber-cracked John Goodman, could provide such awesome fashion fodder? A rad new blog called Third And Delaware (the cross streets for the Conner family home) chronicles all the awesomely ’80s and ’90s sartorial moments from one of my favorite TV shows ever. Dan’s plaid! DJ’s colorful hoodies! Becky’s scrunchies and undercut bob! Roseanne’s OK Corral shirt and funky hair accessories! Nancy’s slut gear! Crystal’s suburban mom chic! And, of course, Darlene oh-so-on-trend grunge stylings. Screen shots are accompanied by hilarious commentary, like:

Just a hot second ago Becky was sporting the messy boy hair, and now all of a sudden she’s got an unbelievably amazing UNDERCUT? … It seems Becky spent her summer holiday growing out her choppy locks only to shave half of them off again. With this hairstyle she gets the look of a bowl cut without the hassle of having to brush all of that hair! Her neck is free to breathe, and she can pop her collar without fear of disturbing her incredible coif.

Let’s hope this site doesn’t spawn an undercut comeback. [Third And Delaware] Keep reading »

Courtney Love Loses Custody Of Francis Bean

Courtney Love has lost custody of her 17-year-old daughter, Francis Bean, her child with her late husband, Kurt Cobain. Cobain’s parents are now in charge of Francis Bean’s personal well-being and financial assets. Love previously lost custody of her daughter in 2003 — after she OD’d on painkillers — but won custody back in 2005. There’s no official information on why Love lost custody, but TMZ is reporting that Francis Bean’s grandparents requested guardianship on Friday and apparently the court had been monitoring Love’s actions for awhile. Francis Bean will turn 18, i.e., legal, in August of 2010. [TMZ] Keep reading »

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