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The 10 Athletes We Were Most Excited To See Kick Butt In The Olympics

The Olympics are over, and many of the athletes are already getting emo about it all over Twitter. Since those nubile athletes gave their all for their countries, it’s only fair that we show them the proper gratitude. So, we’ve rounded up the 10 athletes we are most proud of for kicking butt this year, after the jump. Keep reading »

Quotable: Not That We Should Take Love Advice From Jessica Simpson, But …

“You can’t love someone else to change them. Happiness comes from accepting who they are. It is our decision to REALLY know who we love.”

— Jessica Simpson [Entertainment Tonight] Keep reading »

Rumor Alert: Kim Zolciak Is A Lesbian

According to Us Weekly, Kim Zolciak from “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” has moved on from her relationship with Big Poppa and is now dating DJ Tracy Young — who happens to be female. The two have been spotted together since December, when Young helped Kim with a remix of her song “Tardy for the Party.” Supposedly, Kim’s coming out will be a plot line on the upcoming season. What will NeNe say? [Us Weekly] Keep reading »

A Pile O’ Cuteness In Texas

I don’t know why this is happening, but that mouse is awfully lucky to be on top.
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If Jessica Simpson Haunted Your Nightmares

Splash News swears up and down that this is a photo of Jessica Simpson in an Italian ad for hair extensions. What in the f**kitty-f**k?! Between her and Taylor Swift, the greatest threat to national security is our American stars being Photoshopped into drag queen zombies. Keep reading »

Victoria’s Secret’s “Love My Body” Campaign Is About Everything But — At Least So Far

At face value, Victoria’s Secret’s new “Love My Body” campaign sounds like it might be pretty cool and empowering. Like Dove’s “Real Women” campaign before it, surely this Victoria’s Secret venture must be targeted at women of all shapes and sizes, featuring them in the ads, right? Uh, not so. The retailer is celebrating their “Body by Victoria” line by releasing a mini-collection with three new silhouettes, but, sadly, the ads for “Love My Body” feature the same old Victoria’s Secret bombshells. There are some new faces, but the body types — you know, the ones they want you to “love” — are the usual stick-thin and busty array. Models like Alessandra Ambrosio and Marisa Miller discuss what they love about their bodies in various video clips (lemme guess — the lack of body fat?).
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Barbie Inc. Really Needs A Copy Editor

See the full Barbie display after the jump … [via BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Shellfish Is SO 2010

[London, 2/27/10]
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Quotable: Drew Barrymore Wasn’t Prepared For A Happy Relationship

“I have never really understood how I should feel or behave in a relationship. I didn’t have the kind of childhood that would have given me any sort of perspective on what a happy home or relationship would feel like. You can’t live your life blaming your failures on your parents. You’re dealt the cards you’re dealt. I realized it was a waste of time to be angry at my parents and feel sorry for myself.”

– Drew Barrymore [Daily Express] Keep reading »

Vajazzling: THE VIDEO!


Did those photos we posted last week just not tell you all you wanted to know about vajazzling, aka crystal herpes for your hoo-ha? Bryce from The Luxury Spot also allowed the photographer to film her while she got her cooter bejeweled, so you can see just how painlessly stupid the whole process is. However, I demand a follow-up. I want to know what Bryce’s bedfellows think of her new mon pubis bling. (This video is relatively SFW, though there are some lower parts that are visible, but Bryce is so hairless, you might as well be looking at a knee cap.) Keep reading »

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