Zergnet: Simply Irresistible
Profile for Amelia McDonell-Parry
“Having to tell my parents my ex-fiancé Luke [Worrall] had cheated on me with a tranny was so humiliating. Everyone kept telling me that Luke was cheating on me, but I never believed them. It’s hard enough to get your head around someone cheating on you… but when when someone is a chick with a dick? I’d always thought the worst way to get cheated on would be with an ugly girl.”
– Kelly Osbourne is really quickly working her way up my STFU List. Look, getting cheated on blows. I’ve been there and I sympathize. But Kelly specifying that being cheated on with a “tranny” – that would be transgender model Elle Schneider — was especially humiliating bugs the hell out of me. I get that finding out the guy you were going to marry had sex with “a chick with a dick” (her extremely offensive terminology, not mine) would be confusing and shocking. But more humiliating? Worse than being cheated on “with an ugly girl”? (The horror!!!!) Gee, Kelly, why don’t you tell us how you really feel about the transgender community? And about so-called “ugly” girls while you’re at it? Sorry, but I’m starting to think Luke cheated on Kelly because she sucks. [Glamour UK via The Sun]
“I’ve really grown into it — I feel like myself with short hair. … Of course, the only people who like it are gay men and my girlfriends. Straight men across the board are not into this hair! … [But] I cut it for the one straight man who has ever liked short hair and I wear it in memorial of somebody who really loved it.”
– Michelle Williams tells British Elle that while her daughter (and men) would prefer her with long hair, she has no plans to grow out her pixie crop, which she wears in tribute to her ex, the late Heath Ledger. I think this is beautiful and now I’m kind of teary. Sigh. [Telegraph UK] Keep reading »
As a dog owner, I spend a lot of time outside during the dead of winter, clutching a leash or tossing a ball at the snow-covered park. I am also a native Californian, and even after 10 years on the East Coast, I haven’t quite acclimated to temperatures below 50 degrees. As a result, super warm winter accessories are everything to me. However, I have the habit of losing scarves, gloves, and hats, so I don’t like to shell out a ton of dough for them. That’s why I was so stoked — see, still got a Cali girl hiding inside me — to find these fleece-lined mittens at H&M. They’re majorly cost-effective and feel like a cocoon of clouds around my paws. Like Uggs for your hands, only not as ugly!