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Zach Galifianakis Is Going To Rule So Hard On “SNL”


Over the weekend I had a dream about Zach Galifianakis that gave me a tingle in my lower parts. Ever since, it’s been hard to think of anything else. I don’t know what it is about him — his beard, his cushion-y physique, his hilarious charm maybe? — but I am seriously crushing. I can just look at him and laugh. Which is why I am so super excited for Zach to host’s this weekend’s episode of “Saturday Night Live.” Maybe I’m building it up too much, but I think we’re in for one of the funniest episodes ever. Yeah, I said it. Keep reading »

Quotable: Megan Fox Doesn’t Ho Around

“I’ve only been with two men my entire life. My childhood sweetheart and Brian [Austin Green]. I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.”

Megan Fox in Harper’s Bazaar UK proves she is NOT just like US! [NY Daily News] Keep reading »

Life & Style Needs To STFU

For f**k’s sake, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt cuts her hair and wears jeans and this tabloid rag calls in the experts to claim the 3-year-old has entered “cross-dresser territory.” She’s a tomboy, there is nothing wrong with that, and she is awesome. Seriously, this kind of tabloid fodder makes me want to crawl into a hole and never come out, it is so evil. From here on out, Life & Style won’t be getting linked to from The Frisky. Cretins. Keep reading »

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Bachelor Drama-Rama? Kate Gosselin Ditches Kids? A Hit On Jon Cryer?

Every Wednesday, the tabloids bring tragedy, intrigue, and lust into our lives. It’s kind of like modern-day soap operas, only instead of fictional story lines or made-up characters, they’ve cast celebrities you already know and love and pretend that it’s all 100 percent true. And since reality television has taken over for scripted drama, but real life is kinda boring, writers are forced to cook up dynamic story lines, and the line between what’s real and what’s fake is increasingly blurry. I’m not sure if gifting you with the most important stories is helping or hindering in our inevitable demise, but we are all just part of the system. So enjoy the tabs while you can. After the jump, this week’s big stories.

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Girl Talk: I Want To Live Alone Forever

I’ve made no secret of the fact that I eventually want a long-term, committed relationship and kids. But I’ve recently come to the realization that I also don’t think I ever want to share my living space with another adult. For the first time in my life, I live alone and I love it. These two desires — to have kids with someone and to live alone — do not really go hand in hand. Crap. Keep reading »

An Ode To Our Favorite Drunk “Housewives”

Bethenny Frankel had to do the unthinkable—film this season of “The Real Housewives of New York City” sans the sauce because she is pregnant. “Shooting this season without alcohol was a real achievement,” said Bethenny. “It was like being in the desert without water.” I’m a little disappointed that Bethenny will have to put down the Skinny Bitch Margaritas, since her drunken banter with Jill Zarin is my favorite part of the show. But as long as the rest of the ladies are still up to their shenanigans, I’m sure the show will still be excellent. [TresSugar]

In remembrance of the good times, we’ve rounded up some of the best drunken “Housewife” moments, both on and off the screen, from whichever city said good times went down in. Keep reading »

This Is Where Rush Limbaugh’s Magic Happened

It’s not that we expected the conservative talk show host’s bedroom(s) to be super sexy and chic, but we also didn’t think he got freaky in a boudoir straight out of Boca Raton circa 1976. Limbaugh’s New York apartment is for sale — you can see the rest of the gaudiness here. Keep reading »

Happy Hump Day: Here’s A Cat Battling A Static-y Balloon


This video could go either way — adorably funny or sort of sad. Luckily the old-timey piano music makes it the former. Enjoy! Keep reading »

Cam Gigandet’s Baby Is Not Impressed With These Tacos

The look on little Everleigh’s face is priceless. [West Hollywood, 3/1/10]
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Quotable: Ed Westwick Has Not Been Reading Cosmo

“I don’t know, I don’t read them and try pleasing men.”

– Ed Westwick, on whether Cosmopolitan‘s tricks for “pleasing your man” actually work, while attending the magazine’s “Fun Fearless Males of 2010″ awards. [WSJ] Keep reading »

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