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The 10 Most TMI Tweets Of 2009

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Blogger Penelope Trunk caused a ruckus this fall when she tweeted, “I’m in a board meeting. Having a miscarriage. Thank goodness, because there’s a f**cked-up 3-week hoop-jump to have an abortion in Wisconsin.” I’m not going to get into the morals, because my only issue with sending that out into the world is that … it’s way too much information! Though, I do appreciate that she censored the swearing. Twitter certainly seemed to inspire a lot of over-sharing this year. Here are this year’s worst TMI tweets.

Quotable: Amanda Blank’s Girl Power Message

“I think it’s important for girls to feel that it’s okay to be open and as explicit as they feel they need to be, and not feel like they need to live up to any man’s Madonna/whore standards of what a woman should be. When guys say they want a lady in the streets but a freak in the bed, OK, that’s cool. But you know what? Then you’re not man enough for me, because any man who’s gonna date me has to know I’m gonna be me all the f**king time.”

– Rapper Amanda Blank in an interview with Spinner.com Keep reading »

What Happens When A Laguna Girl Meets The “Jersey Shore”

See the evidence of this particular meeting of the minds, after the jump… Keep reading »

Blogging Is The Best Revenge

You know who’s not having a very Merry Christmas? The guy kissing the hot chick on the left. His name is Carmelo and for three months he was carrying on an affair with the hot chick (her name is Sheryl), even though he had a girlfriend. Sheryl, who writes a blog called “Musings of an Irate Commuter,” did not know Carmelo had a girlfriend. You see, their love story started out oh-so-romantically. Carmelo posted a “Missed Connection” ad about her, after crushing on her during the train ride to work every morning. Sheryl actually saw the ad on Craigslist and responded, and the rest, as they say, is history. Well, sort of… Keep reading »

Quotable: Jonas Brother Finally Loses Virginity, Is Not Impressed

“To be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait. After we did it, I was kind of like, that’s it?”

– Newlywed Kevin Jonas on finally getting to bump uglies for the first time with his new wife at a press conference [Huffington Post]

UPDATE: Soooo, apparently the dude who wrote about this on HuffPo, Andy Borowitz, is some sort of “comedian” and making up quotes like this is part of his idea of “humor.” The funny thing is I fell for it, because it does not seem so crazy to think a Jonas Brother would find sex to be meh. So, yeah, sorry folks. HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Keep reading »

Quotable: Angelina Will Tear A “Defiant” Brad’s Shirt!

“I doubt that fidelity is absolutely essential for a relationship. It’s worse to leave your partner and talk badly about him afterwards … Neither Brad nor I have ever claimed that living together means to be chained together. We make sure that we never restrict each other … The sparks fly at home if the nice Brad fails to see that he’s wrong and reacts in a defiant way. Then I can get so angry that I tear his shirt.”

– Angelina Jolie in Germany’s Das Neue magazine (which means the nuances of what she actually said may have gotten a lil’ lost in translation) [Telegraph.co.uk] Keep reading »

14 Terrible Tattoo Trends

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One of the regular Tumblr blogs I follow is called “F**k Yeah Tattoos.” It features tons of new reader submitted photographs of their tattoos and some of them are spectacular. However, in the few months I’ve been reading, I’ve noticed more than a few terrible tattoo trends. While “tramp stamps,” “tribal arm bands,” koi fish, and Chinese characters are still en vogue (and I am admittedly and shamefully guilty of the latter), there’s some serious competition out there for the stupidest tattoos ever. Keep clicking …

Quotable: Lady Gaga Teaches Rebellion Against God, Or Something

“‘Art’ and ‘fashion’ are the euphemisms, the guise under which proud whore Lady Gaga teaches rebellion against God (incidentally, her claim to the title of ‘lady’ is sound only if she tacks on ‘of the night,’ thereby alluding to another euphemism of what she is.) As much as she’d like to pretend otherwise, there’s nothing new or different about this particular hussy’s pretentious prancing. Does the simple slut truly think that she can change God’s standards by seducing a generation of rebels into joining her in fist-raised, stiff-necked, hard-hearted rebellion against Him? Get real! Even as she gives lip-service to ‘liberating’ her young fans, Lady Gaga brings them into slavery to their own corruption, teaching them to glory in their shame. She hates you!”

– Rev. Fred Phelps, of the Wesboro Baptist Church (you know, the “God Hates F*gs” people), calling for a boycott of Lady Gaga. Little late to the party, Fred? Gaga has been “whoring” herself for well over a year now. Somebody needs to listen to the radio more! [via Jezebel] Keep reading »

Winter Staycation Reading List

For those of us who won’t be spending our holidays somewhere warm and wonderful, the next best thing to jetting to St. Barts, Miami, or Cabo is getting lost in a book that takes you there. Herewith, ten tomes that offer tropical settings and enough sun-drenched drama to make Jay-Z’s yacht look boring. The only thing you’ll miss is a tan. Keep reading »

Katy And Russell Test Out The Fresh Powder

I can’t help but find these two so cute. [London, 12/23/09]
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