Amelia McDonell-Parry

Born and raised in California, Amelia moved to NYC after graduating from the University of California at Santa Cruz. After toiling away at Interview, Rolling Stone and Maxim magazines, she made the move online and has been basking in the harsh glow of her laptop screen ever since. When she's not spending her days editing and writing (about topics as vast as feminism, Ryan Gosling, "Star Trek," and the latest D-list sex tape), Amelia is buying peonies, hanging with her dog Lucca and dreaming about her next vacation. Email Amelia at amelia[at]

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7 Ways To Take Your Masturbation Routine Up A Notch

My masturbation routine has become just that — ROUTINE. And I’m willing to bet yours has too. Let’s have some fun and mix things up a bit, okay?

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 12, 2015 - 1:10 pm

Would You Dump Your Boyfriend For Getting A Happy Ending?

Rumor has it, Taylor Swift and her boyfriend-of-a-minute, Calvin Harris, have broken up. Who cares right? You’re probably still trying to figure out who Calvin Harris even is besides a…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 12, 2015 - 11:40 am

Anne Hathaway Is A Monster, Sent Her Eggs Back FOUR Times

Plus, Kanye West has a frustrated dad moment, and Kourtney Kardashian may have rebounded with Justin “Surprise, I Have A Big Dick” Bieber. Scandalous!

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 12, 2015 - 11:00 am

Cocks Not Glocks: University Of Texas Students Will Protest Campus Carry Law With Dildos

“You’re carrying a gun to class? Yeah well I’m carrying a HUGE DILDO.”

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 12, 2015 - 9:30 am

Pizza Rat 2: Battle For The Last Slice

Remember pizza rat, the subway rodent who wasn’t going to let the trampling feet of commuters get between him and a whole pizza slice? Well, there’s already a sequel of…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 9, 2015 - 5:30 pm

Worst Nightmare: Woman Grabs Super Glue Instead Of Eye Drops And, Well, You Know What Happened

Let the following story be a lesson to all you eyesight impaired folks out there: keep your eye drops and contact lens cleaner as far away as possible from your craft supplies.

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 9, 2015 - 4:20 pm

This Ad For The Squatty Potty, Featuring A Unicorn Pooping Rainbow Soft Serve, Is Brilliant

Good morning! TGIF! Here’s an ad for something called the Squatty Potty, a little stool that slides underneath your feet as you sit on the toilet, elevating your knees into…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 9, 2015 - 11:30 am

Is It Okay To Look At Justin Bieber’s Penis?

Is looking at Justin Bieber’s penis, swinging betwixt his legs and unknowingly being photographed by a paparazzo with a telephoto lens, WRONG?

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 8, 2015 - 5:00 pm

Kill It With Fire: Ex-Cop Cleared Of Raping Woman On Hood Of Patrol Car

Yesterday, nearly one year after he was accused of raping a woman on the hood of police vehicle, a Florida jury cleared ex-cop Stephen Maiorino of all charges. His accuser, whose identity…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 8, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Rihanna Announces New Album Will Be Called Anti

The singer also debuted the album artwork at a gallery in Los Angeles last night. Cool, cool, now, when the fuck do we get to hear it??

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 8, 2015 - 11:30 am

12 Sex Slang Terms And Phrases To Make You A More Cunning Linguist

“Sexytimes.” “Beej.” “Chowing box.” There is just so much sex slang I would like to see retired, like now. But I can giveth as well as taketh away. After all, we…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 8, 2015 - 10:10 am

People Are Angry At Ashley Benson’s “Cecil The Lion” Halloween Costume

You might say they’re ROARING mad.

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 7, 2015 - 4:20 pm

Nicki Minaj Has More Words For Miley Cyrus & Kicks NY Times Interviewer To The Curb

Overall, this new profile of Nicki Minaj was full of missed opportunities to really learn more about — and from! — a woman who has plenty to say if only…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 7, 2015 - 10:49 am

Kim Davis Offered $500K To Star In Interracial Lesbian Porn Scene

If things just don’t work out at the Kentucky clerk’s office, where she is currently barred from interfering with the issuing of same-sex marriage licenses, noted bigot Kim Davis has…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 7, 2015 - 9:30 am

11 Reasons Amber Rose Is A Bad Bitch & A Feminist Hero

Forget Taylor Swift. Lena Dunham, who? The pop culture feminist of my dreams is none other than Amber Rose. This weekend, the model – who initially captured fame’s attention as…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 7, 2015 - 9:00 am

Sexy Kim Davis, Sexy Ariana Grande’s Donut & More Stupidly Sexy Halloween Costume Ideas

Ask for, nay, casually mention something and the internet delivers. The other day, I made mention of my desire to dress as Sexy Kim Davis for Halloween (in a post about…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 6, 2015 - 5:45 pm

Alright, So Maybe Tom Cruise Was Invited To Daughter Isabella’s Wedding And Nicole Kidman Wasn’t

Foiled again by the Church of Scientology! DAMN YOUUUUUU!

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 6, 2015 - 11:00 am

Watch This Drunk Little Punk Ass UConn Student Get Taken To The Ground For Demanding Mac N Cheese

My coworker at Death and Taxes sent me a link to this YouTube video, and I wasn’t going to post it because it’s not really “on brand,” but I changed my mind after…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 6, 2015 - 10:15 am

Of Course There’s A Sexy Pizza Rat Halloween Costume

For the last few years,, an online Halloween costume retailer also popular with the Burning Man set, has gifted The Frisky staff with the costumes of our choosing, so I’m…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 5, 2015 - 5:00 pm

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