As I kid, I went through a phase where I watched “Mary Poppins,” starring Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke, on a very, very regular basis. Mary Poppins was everything. Sassy, smart, opinionated, matter-of-fact, imaginative and beautiful. Come to think of it, my management style — “ruling with an iron fist of flowers,” as I put it — is inspired by her approach to child (and parent) rearing. Anyway, “Mary Poppins” is also on Broadway right now, so why not dress up as everyone’s favorite governess for Halloween this year? Best of all, a lot of these items you can wear again as separates. Keep reading »
I’ve been seeing ads for Showtime’s “The Affair” for months now, so there was a lot of build up to last night’s series premiere, and I was expecting to be disappointed as a result. Hardly. Despite it’s utterly schmaltzy sounding title, “The Affair” is straight up juicy, smart, sexy TV. “True Detective” presented by Harlequin, or whatever. I’m obsessed. Here’s why. Keep reading »
It was easy for some to dismiss the privacy concerns surrounding last month’s “Fappening” as the price of fame, as though winning an Oscar or being a Sports Illustrated cover model means you must expect and accept being hacked and having your nude photos posted on the internet. But the latest hacking scandal doesn’t play favorites. Last week, a 4Chan user posted that he had hacked a cache of NSFW photos send by SnapChat users and, true to his promise, posted approximately 90,000 photos and 9,000 videos this weekend, violating the privacy of tens of thousands of average people, many of whom are likely underage as SnapChat’s primary demographic is between the ages of 13 and 17. That means anyone busted downloading or sharing the images could be charged with trafficking in child pornography. Keep reading »
All hail, Martha Stewart, The Queen Of Shade. In what has to be the Haley’s Comet of Shades, for it is rare to witness a shade this spectacular, Martha used her magazine, Martha Stewart Living, to troll the organic, locally-grown, macrobiotic shit out of Gwyneth Paltrow. The latest issue of the magazine features a story called “Conscious Coupling” all about pies — the title a direct reference to Gwyneth’s “conscious uncoupling” from ex Chris Martin — which includes the following descriptive text:
Every Thanksgiving table should be blessed with the presence of a long-married pair who bring out the best in each other, are completely enamored despite their differences, and leave every other guest thinking, I’ll have what they’re having. Our holiday pies honor such so there’s a pleasant mix of textures and flavors in every bite. No matter how you slice partnerships, each spotlighting the perfect marriage of crust and filling these six irresistible desserts, there is a whole lot to love.
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