Profile for Amelia McDonell-Parry

New Teacher Shows Up Drunk & Pantsless Her First Day On The Job

New Teacher Shows Up Drunk & Pantsless Her First Day On The Job

Well, this is one way to make a first impression. Oklahoma teacher Lorie Hill decided it would be a great idea to start her new job as a high school teacher by getting sloshed and dropping her drawers. Technically, it wasn’t the first day of school — students haven’t returned from summer break yet — but it was the first day back for teachers, so maybe that’s why Hill was playing a little fast and loose with the rules. Police were called when Hill was reluctant to leave the classroom after being discovered by other faculty members. Cops discovered a cup with vodka in it in her car and Hill admitted to throwing a few back that morning. No word on why Hill was pantsless, but it’s safe to say, parents at the school are not impressed by the new teacher’s performance thus far. “I don’t know, as an adult, I just don’t know how you can be a professional teacher and teaching young people, and then show up drunk,” Frank Sandiford, a parent of a Wagoner student, said. The school district remained mum on how Hill will be disciplined, but I’m guessing she won’t be teaching any lessons until she’s learned one herself. [CBS Local Houston]

Watch Chrissy Teigen Throw A (Maybe Drunk) First Pitch

Watch Chrissy Teigen Throw A (Maybe Drunk) First Pitch
Nailed It!

I have such a girl crush on Chrissy Teigen. The model and wife of John Legend seems like a freaking blast. Last night, she took to the field at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles and threw out the ceremonial first pitch, which was executed pretty flawlessly, especially when you consider that Chrissy seemed to be rather sloshed. Girl showed up to play. [PopSugar]

If These 11 Go-To Style Blogger Poses Could Talk…

It’s hard out there for a style blogger. So many outfits to photograph, so few poses to choose from, and they’re all vaguely ridiculous. Fake laughing! Shy lack of eye contact! Mouth-breathing! Running god knows where! So, how would these go-to poses explain themselves if they could talk? Let’s find out…

No, But Seriously, Kathleen Hanna Is Just What Miley Cyrus Needs

No, But Seriously, Kathleen Hanna Is Just What Miley Cyrus Needs

I’m a fan of Miley Cyrus’ most recent hip-hop influenced album. I think it’s fun and silly and clever and while Miley’s attempts at rapping are fairly laughable, her singing voice is still on point. Besides, I admire the don’t give a fuck boldness of chucking your entire brand in the trash and trying something completely different, when the risk of failing miserably is so high. I think it’s cool that she experiments with her clothes and hair, especially when it goes against the typical pop standards for beauty, and I’m down with any woman who wants to talk publicly about the awesomeness of masturbation and feminism. Keep reading »

Dating Don’ts: On Second Shots & Rerun Relationships

Dating Don’ts: On Second Shots & Rerun Relationships

First, a story. A few years ago, I dated a guy I’ll call Jeff. We only saw each other romantically for a grand total of two months, but it was significant because Jeff was the first guy I had dated since the breakup of my engagement where it felt like I finally had let go of a lot of the baggage that comes with that kind of life-altering, trust-shattering heartbreak. I had dated a bit since that breakup, and even had a rocky six-month relationship at one point, but I was still so messed up. At first, dating Jeff felt like a breath of fresh air. I felt much more together emotionally, and he was courting me like an adult, planning actual dates and seemingly not playing any games. On paper, he seemed to have it together — a good job, aspirations, a positive outlook on the world and what he wanted to contribute to it. Physically, the relationship progressed at a much slower rate than I was used to — we only kissed for the first month — and I took my cues from him, convinced that this was a reflection of him taking me “seriously.” Keep reading »

Happy Tuesday! Love, Bruce Jenner’s Majestic Mane

Happy Tuesday! Love, Bruce Jenner's Majestic Mane

This is what a man’s hair looks like after he’s finally been freed from 20 years of marriage to Kris Jenner. Wild and untamed! [Photo: AKM-GSI]

  • Zergnet: Simply Irresistable

  • HowAboutWe

  • Popular