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I Apologize In Advance For This Post About “Rosebudding”

I Apologize In Advance For This Post About "Rosebudding"

Yesterday, like a child who touches a stove even after mom says it’s hot, I read an article about a new “trend” in extreme anal porn called “rosebudding” despite being warned in the first paragraph that to proceed was unwise for those with weak stomachs. I almost vomited. Then, like a particularly stupid child who needs to learn a lesson the hard way more than once, I read a second article about rosebudding. And then, as Jessica stood by and watched on IM, I did some researching and happened upon a GIF of rosebudding in action and I will never ever ever ever ever ever be the same again. Take it from me, the IM conversation after the jump contains all you need to know about rosebudding — unless, of course, you could never resist touching the stove, in which case, get Googling fellow idiotic weirdos. [Vice via Jezebel] Keep reading »

Thirsty Women Make Hot Dude’s Mugshot Go Viral

Thirsty Women Make Hot Dude's Mugshot Go Viral

Meet Jeremy Meeks, a green-eyed, full-lipped, neck-tattooed hunk of burning love convicted felon, arrested for getting me pregnant with those fuck me eyes on felony weapons charges yesterday in Stockton, California. When Meeks’ mugshot was posted to the Stockton Police Department’s Facebook yesterday, his male model good looks caused the photo to go viral, as women all over shared the pic and declared their collective thirst. He can get a conjugal with me anytime. [The Daily Dot]

George R. R. Martin Was On “Gay Of Thrones”!

George R. R. Martin Was On "Gay Of Thrones"!
George Is Serving Up Some Next Level Westeros Realness

As far as I’m concerned, there are only two “Game of Thrones” recaps you should be interested in: 1) the in-depth episode recaps at the New York Observer and 2) the hi-laaaaarious Funny or Die series “Gay of Thrones,” in which hair stylist Jonathan dishes on each episode while he works. I can only imagine Jonathan straight up made water in his 2xist smallclothes when A Song of Ice & Fire creator George R. R. Martin agreed to make an appearance. I love the fact that his cameo is also a reference to “The Princess Bride,” one of the best movies ever. (There are spoilers for the season four finales, so beware.) [Funny Or Die]

Mommy Blogger Accused Of Poisoning Son To Death In Bid For Attention

Mommy Blogger Accused Of Poisoning Son To Death In Bid For Attention

Today in P.A.F.U. (People Are Fucked Up) news: a mommy blogger named Lacey Spears, 26, is accused of deliberately making her 5-year-old son, Garnett-Paul Spears, sick so she could blog about it, leading to the child’s death in January. Spears, from Chestnut Ridge, NY, was arrested and charged with second-degree murder and first-degree manslaughter after she administered Garnett a fatal dose of sodium while he was in the hospital. Spears had brought her son into the hospital saying he was suffering from seizures, and while doctors investigated his illness, his sodium levels skyrocketed. They transferred the worsening child to a Children’s Hospital where he died. Police believe Spears was using Garnett’s stomach tube to administer the sodium. The murder charge indicates police don’t believe Spears intended to kill her son, but that she acted with a disturbing indifference towards his life and well-being. Keep reading »

Fashion Math: Polka Dots + Stripes + Checks

Happy Thursday, students! It’s time for an advanced lesson in print mixing, brought to you by professional do-nothing Olivia Palermo. I was so inspired by Olivia’s daring decision to combine three prints in one outfit that I just had to do a little Fashion Math of my own. Here are six ways to wear stripes, checks/plaids and polka dots — at the same time…

Girl Regrets Faking Her Period In Hilarious Tampon Commercial

Girl Regrets Faking Her Period In Hilarious Tampon Commercial
"Yeah, I got it. It's SO RED."

I have a distinct memory of being 12 years old and seeing one of my closest girl friends go off to huddle with another girl at school. “What were you talking about?” I asked her later. “Oh, we both just got our periods so….” she explained, her voice trailing off in such a way that indicated that I just couldn’t understand. I was so jealous, dying to be part of their special menstrual club. Of course, when my period finally arrived for the first time a few months later, I was horrified and burst into tears. Ahhh, hormones! This ad for Hello Flo — makers of menstrual care packages — does such a perfect job capturing the confusion of puberty, where all you want is your period … until you finally get it, that is. [YouTube]

Lupita Nyong’o Is Gorgeous On The Cover Of Vogue

Lupita's Best Looks
The best looks of "12 Years A Slave" star Lupita Nyong'o. Read More »

Gasp! The divinely talented, Oscar-winning actress Lupita Nyong’o is on the cover of the July issue of Vogue! And, surprise, surprise, she looks stunnnnnnninnnnnnng. The interview with Hamish Bowles is also interesting, detailing Nyong’o's childhood in Nairobi, where her father is currently a senator in the Kenyan parliament; catching the acting bug as a youngster performing plays for her family; her pursuit of a higher education at Hampshire College and then Yale; and the audition process for Patsy, her Oscar-winning role in “12 Years A Slave.” I especially love how she described seeing the finished film for the first time:

“I was really nervous about seeing myself … because it had been such a profound experience in all ways. I remember it being one of the most joyful times in my life—and also one of the most sorrowful. I didn’t want my experience to be a vain one. But I will say that when I watched it, my heartstrings were pulled so tight for Solomon that I couldn’t go into the ego trip. I cried—I mean, I was inconsolable. I wept for an hour after the movie.”

Click through for all the photos from the beautiful Vogue shoot and read the full article over at Vogue.com!

Lady Gaga & R. Kelly’s Never Released Video Was “Literally An Ad For Rape”

Soapbox: R. Kelly.
The Soapbox: Why Does Anyone Still Think It's Okay To Listen To R. Kelly?
Why does anyone still think it's okay to listen to R. Kelly? Read More »
"Stomach-Churning"
Read all about the sexual assault allegations against R. Kelly. Read More »
Gaga And R Kelly
Listen To Lady Gaga's "Do What U Want" (Featuring R. Kelly)
Listen to Lady Gaga's "Do What U Want" featuring R Kelly. Read More »
Lady Gaga & R. Kelly's Never Released Video Was "Literally An Ad For Rape"

According to a source speaking to Page Six, the video for Lady Gaga’s collab with R. Kelly, “Do What You Want” — which was scrapped following renewed attention on Kelly’s history as a, you know, pedophile — was far worse than we could have imagined. Although maybe we shouldn’t surprised? Shot by pervotographer Terry Richardson, who has his own reputation for sexually coercing and assaulting models, the video (that’s the promo photo above) allegedly featured Kelly as a doctor and Gaga as his patient. “Will I ever walk again?” Gaga supposedly asks Dr. Kelly.

“Yes, if you let me do whatever I want with your body,” he replies, followed by: “I’m putting you under, and when you wake up, you’re going to be pregnant.” THE HELLLLLL. Keep reading »

Josie The Two-Legged Chihuahua Gets A Sweet Set Of Wheels

Josie The Two-Legged Chihuahua Gets A Sweet Set Of Wheels
Time To Motor!

Sweet little chihuahua Josie was sadly born without her front legs, but thanks to the Hanger Orthopedic Group, she’s now got WHEELS. Watching Josie motor around gave me a seemingly endless case of the squees. So awesome. [Vimeo]

Kickass Woman Of The Day: Suzan Harjo, The Woman Who Beat The Washington Redskins

Kickass Woman Of The Day: Suzan Harjo, The Woman Who Beat The Washington Redskins

Earlier today, the U.S. Patents and Trademarks Office cancelled the federal trademarks for the Washington Redskins after ruling that the name was “disparaging to Native Americans.” And the woman to thank for this tremendous victory over a powerful NFL team and its owners is Suzan Harjo, a 69-year-old grandmother and Native American activist who has been waging this fight since 1992. ”Native American people have been fighting this since 1972,” Amanda Blackhorse, one of the five Native American plaintiffs in the case filed before the Trademark Trial and Appeal Board, told Business Insider. ”The reason it has come up recently is because Suzan has worked really hard to bring this in the public eye.” Keep reading »

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