Last week, some baby genius with a bit of time on their hands slowed down a video of American astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson talking so that he sounded, well, baked. The host of “Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey” enjoyed the video so much (you can watch it after the jump) that he showed it to a full audience at a speaking engagement in Toronto this weekend. Coincidentally, last night’s episode of “Cosmos” (my current reason for living) saw Tyson revealing that some of science’s most renowned thinkers enjoyed marijuana, which I read as an enthusiastic recommendation that viewers smoke more weed. Whatever you say, Neil, you’re the boss. Check out the original “Neil deGrasse Tyson stoned” video after the jump! [Gawker] Keep reading »
Kimye is not only always camera ready, they are always multi camera ready. There are three cameras at work in this photo of Kim, Kanye and North on the set of their Vogue cover shoot, y’all! Fair warning: stare at this photo too long and you become part of it and cannot get out. That might not be so bad though, as I’m kind of dying to pinch baby North’s aborable thigh chub. She is beyond.
I guess we shouldn’t be surprised that the latest teaser for “Mad Men”‘s seventh and final season doesn’t tell us a whole lot about what to expect. After all, this is the show that teases each upcoming episode with a series of unrelated soundbites taken out of any discernible context. But whatever! Everyone — Don, Betty, Peggy, Megan, Roger, THE WHOLE GANG — is at the airport, flying in the brightest, craziest, tackiest styles of the era. (Cool daisy pin, Peggy.) Are they going or coming? Is this a metaphor? April 13 can’t get here soon enough. [NYMag.com]
Canadians clearly have their priorities straight, because this archival interview with hometown hero Ryan Gosling when he was a teen is being rebroadcast on CBC Television tonight. After all, in Canada (and my heart), gushing about how wonderful Ryan Gosling has always been is, like, incredibly newsworthy. Not complaining! The hip-thrusting move Ryan does around the 1:28 mark is everything. [CBC.ca]
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that Lady Gaga needs to take a lil’ break. I’m pretty sure she not only spent whatever cash she has left in her bank account on her new video for “G.U.Y.”, but also had to call in a favor with pal Andy Cohen because she was out of cash and needed more extras. That has to be why he and a bunch of “The Real Housewives” are in this video, right? I mean, why else would Lady Gaga would put Kim Richards in a pink suit and ask her to strum a guitar if she wasn’t desperate? Gaga, I think you need to take a step back, recuperate some of the dough you blew on ArtPop, make sweet love to your hot boyfriend, Taylor Kinney, reevaluate your relationships with predatory assholes like R. Kelly and Terry Richardson, ditch that vomit artist, and come back when you’re interesting again.
Frisky imaginary BFF Shailene Woodley usually eschews fancy clothes and makeup in favor of a bare face and casual gear, but when she has an event to go to, she turns it out. Here she is getting in on the jumpsuit trend, accessorizing this detailed Elie Saab number with statement-making gold pumps and a bright lip. Love! Get the details on scoring the look for yourself after the jump! Keep reading »
Activities are wonderful, but sometimes, it’s fine to want to shut the world out for a couple of days, and make some serious time for you. Don’t be afraid of FOMO, either. There will always be another party, another pub crawl, another picnic. The time you’ll spend indulging in the things you want to do, alone, are well worth it. Here’s a handy list of awesome things to do this weekend! Keep reading »
Or, rather, not groomed himself into my ideal man. Wild, untamed, untrimmed, wooly mammoth beard? CHECK. Hair long enough to be casually pulled back into a haphazard low bun? CHECK. Emotionally stunted, as evidenced by his recent tendency to date much younger swimsuit models? CHECK … okay, so he’s not quite my dream man. But close enough! [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Jessica and I don’t usually go gaga for the same celebrities (Michael Fassbender being a notable exception), but we both have fallen head over heels for Shailene Woodley. I’m sure you couldn’t tell from the 3,000 posts we’ve done about her lately, although in fairness, her movie “Divergent” does open this week. Anyway, Shai — that’s what Jess and I call our BFF — stopped by “Late Night With Seth Meyers” last night and explained that she sought out Jennifer Lawrence’s advice before taking on the role of Tris Prior in the dystopian YA film trilogy. After all, J. Law made the transition from indie darling (in movies like “Winter’s Bone” and “Silver Linings Playbook”) to franchise queen in “The Hunger Games.” Jen’s advice was basically, if you dig the character, don’t worry about how big budget the movie is. Oh yeah, and “don’t do drugs or make a sex tape.” Solid advice! BTW, if I could only bring one thing with me to a desert island, I would bring Shailene because she’s had survival training, and can build fires, make shelter and knows where to forage for phallic horseradish. [via Jezebel]
Normally I’m pretty against plastic surgery, but I would not say no to a total January Jones Face Transfusion. Look at her face. It’s so pretty. Sigh. Science has obviously not gotten to a point where we can steal celebrity faces for ourselves, and I don’t know that January would be down for such a thing anyway, but luckily we can copycat her makeup! After the jump, I explain how to do it! Keep reading »