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5 Seconds Of Summer’s Caleb Hood Sent A SnapChat Of His Dick To A Fan And She Just Couldn’t Keep It To Herself

5 Seconds Of Summer's Caleb Hood Sent A SnapChat Of His Dick To A Fan And She Just Couldn't Keep It To Herself

5 Seconds of Summer is a band that I managed to ignore up until now — but then Calum Hood, a member of the Australian boyband, showed me his dick and I had to take notice. Well, not me specifically, but the internet at large is now familiar with his phallus thanks to the magic of SnapChat. See, Hood — who is 18, BTW — apparently sent a SnapChat video of his junk to a 5SOS fangirl and she, of course, couldn’t wait to brag about it on social media. I don’t use SnapChat because I am an adult who only texts things I stand behind forever, but I thought the whole point was that whatever you send vanishes after a short amount of time? Maybe that’s why Hood was so comfortable unveiling his penis, but he was apparently naive to this fan’s wily ways, because she posted his video on Vine (Caption: CALUMS DICK IM SCREAMING). Hood took to Twitter to casually explain his naughty behavior, saying: “Least ya know what it looks like now,” and then “I’m still just a teenage kid learning from mistakes :).” I was gonna post the Vine after the jump, but the whole “teenage kid” thing — 18 though he may be — is making me feel guilty enough not to. So I’ll just link instead. [Vine via Cosmopolitan]

Keira Knightley Poses Wet & Topless For Interview Magazine

Keira Knightley Poses Wet & Topless For Interview Magazine

Bee stings represent! Proud itty-bitty titty committee member Keira Knightley has dropped her top and gotten drenched for the latest issue of Interview, photographed by Patrick Demarchelier. Looking at the technically NSFW, uncensored photo (after the jump), I’m reminded of just how silly it is that women’s nipples are sexualized, while men’s nipples are not. I say this even as I have censored Keira’s nips on the homepage, because again, lady nipples = SUPER SEXUAL PORN. But it’s so dumb. If you’re a small-busted woman like Keira, your chest really isn’t any different looking from the average dude’s. That’s not an insult, that’s just a fact. I’m not taking up #FreeTheNipple as my cause of choice or anything, but seriously, nipples — who cares? [Interview] Keep reading »

Watch This Woman Accidentally Eat Bird Poop Ice Cream

Watch This Woman Accidentally Eat Bird Poop Ice Cream
And The Camera Guy Just Lets Her!

Happy Almost-Labor Day Weekend! It’s going to be a hot one, so eating ice cream is going to be an activity for a lot of people this weekend. Hopefully none of them have the grave misfortune of eating their ice cream 1) underneath a shitting bird and 2) with a loved one who is willing to sit back and laugh while they ingest its fecal droppings along with their scoop of vanilla. Because that’s what happened to this woman. I hope she smashed that cone in the camera guy’s face. [Gawker]

Britney Spears Dumps Boyfriend After Cheating Video Surfaces (Plus, Blake Lively Was Attacked By Bees!)

  • Britney Spears has broken up with boyfriend David Lucado after video surfaced of Lucado dancing and kissing another woman just a few weeks ago. And according to TMZ, Britney’s dad Jamie is the one who brought the tape to her attention. [TMZ]
  • “Blake Lively Attacked By Swarm Of Bees” is my favorite headline of the day and it’s only 11 a.m. [Huffington Post]
  • My BFF and our former Mind of Man columnist John DeVore is moving back to New York from Los Angeles and has written a great piece about hating driving for Medium. READ IT. [Medium]
  • I’ve always really liked math, so I enjoyed this post featuring GIFs explaining math concepts. [IFL Science] Keep reading »

True Love Means Slathering Suntan Oil On Your Wife’s Butt

Ice-T and Coco are, as far as I’m concerned, one of the cutest couples in Hollywood, with a union that has lasted longer — 13 years this New Year’s Eve — than many of those bestowed with silly tabloid nicknames. So what’s the secret to their happy marriage? Perhaps it’s that Ice puts in the effort to show Coco he cares by massaging suntan lotion on her famously ample derriere. That string bikini isn’t doing much in the way of blocking the sun’s harmful UV rays, though as you’ll see in the rather NSFW photo after the jump, it is defying the laws of physics. [Photos: Splash News] Keep reading »

The First Same-Sex “So You Think You Can Dance” Routine Was Worth The Wait

The First Same-Sex "So You Think You Can Dance" Routine Was Worth The Wait
Travis Wall's Choreography Is Flawless As Usual

“So You Think You Can Dance” has long been one of the few truly inspiring, talent-filled, positive reality TV shows, but it’s not perfect. Up until last night’s episode, the show had never shown a dance routine focused on same-sex relationships, featuring same-sex dance partners. But man, while it took the show 11 years, it was worth the wait. Travis Wall (the runner-up in season two), himself a gay man, choreographed a moving routine about the fight for marriage equality, featuring two men and two women who first dance in pairs and then as a foursome. What an important moment for an already wonderful show. [Buzzfeed]

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