Amelia McDonell-Parry

Born and raised in California, Amelia moved to NYC after graduating from the University of California at Santa Cruz. After toiling away at Interview, Rolling Stone and Maxim magazines, she made the move online and has been basking in the harsh glow of her laptop screen ever since. When she's not spending her days editing and writing (about topics as vast as feminism, Ryan Gosling, "Star Trek," and the latest D-list sex tape), Amelia is buying peonies, hanging with her dog Lucca and dreaming about her next vacation. Email Amelia at amelia[at]thefrisky.com

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Lamar Odom Found Unresponsive In Nevada Brothel, Ex Khloe Kardashian Rushes To His Side

But did she actually bring a camera crew with her?

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 14, 2015 - 11:06 am

Vaginas Come In All Sorts — Now, So Do Vagina Emojis

Yesterday, the Unicode Consortium in California (whut) revealed the 67 new emoji that will be made available to smartphone holders next year — including even more phallic vegetables to supplement the tired…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 13, 2015 - 5:00 pm

T.I. On Hillary Clinton: “Not To Be Sexist But I Can’t Vote … For A Woman”

Here’s a free bit of advice: Never start a sentence with “Not to be sexist but…” unless you’re warning someone in advance that you’re about to say some sexist bullshit so

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 13, 2015 - 1:35 pm

Chrissy Teigen & John Legend Are Having A Baby!

Also, Calvin Harris is mad that people are saying a handjob broke up him and Taylor Swift.

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 13, 2015 - 11:00 am

Drunk UConn Student Luke Gatti “Apologizes” For Mac N Cheese Assault

My instinct is always to try to see the good in people, to give them the benefit of the doubt and to trust that they’re being sincere — unless they’ve given…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 13, 2015 - 10:40 am

“Serial” Update: We Need To Talk About Hae’s Boyfriend Don

Remember how Don was ruled out as a suspect in Hae Min Lee’s murder because he had an alibi? Yeah, about that…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 12, 2015 - 4:15 pm

7 Ways To Take Your Masturbation Routine Up A Notch

My masturbation routine has become just that — ROUTINE. And I’m willing to bet yours has too. Let’s have some fun and mix things up a bit, okay?

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 12, 2015 - 1:10 pm

Would You Dump Your Boyfriend For Getting A Happy Ending?

Rumor has it, Taylor Swift and her boyfriend-of-a-minute, Calvin Harris, have broken up. Who cares right? You’re probably still trying to figure out who Calvin Harris even is besides a…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 12, 2015 - 11:40 am

Anne Hathaway Is A Monster, Sent Her Eggs Back FOUR Times

Plus, Kanye West has a frustrated dad moment, and Kourtney Kardashian may have rebounded with Justin “Surprise, I Have A Big Dick” Bieber. Scandalous!

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 12, 2015 - 11:00 am

Cocks Not Glocks: University Of Texas Students Will Protest Campus Carry Law With Dildos

“You’re carrying a gun to class? Yeah well I’m carrying a HUGE DILDO.”

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 12, 2015 - 9:30 am

Pizza Rat 2: Battle For The Last Slice

Remember pizza rat, the subway rodent who wasn’t going to let the trampling feet of commuters get between him and a whole pizza slice? Well, there’s already a sequel of…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 9, 2015 - 5:30 pm

Worst Nightmare: Woman Grabs Super Glue Instead Of Eye Drops And, Well, You Know What Happened

Let the following story be a lesson to all you eyesight impaired folks out there: keep your eye drops and contact lens cleaner as far away as possible from your craft supplies.

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 9, 2015 - 4:20 pm

This Ad For The Squatty Potty, Featuring A Unicorn Pooping Rainbow Soft Serve, Is Brilliant

Good morning! TGIF! Here’s an ad for something called the Squatty Potty, a little stool that slides underneath your feet as you sit on the toilet, elevating your knees into…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 9, 2015 - 11:30 am

Is It Okay To Look At Justin Bieber’s Penis?

Is looking at Justin Bieber’s penis, swinging betwixt his legs and unknowingly being photographed by a paparazzo with a telephoto lens, WRONG?

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 8, 2015 - 5:00 pm

Kill It With Fire: Ex-Cop Cleared Of Raping Woman On Hood Of Patrol Car

Yesterday, nearly one year after he was accused of raping a woman on the hood of police vehicle, a Florida jury cleared ex-cop Stephen Maiorino of all charges. His accuser, whose identity…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 8, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Rihanna Announces New Album Will Be Called Anti

The singer also debuted the album artwork at a gallery in Los Angeles last night. Cool, cool, now, when the fuck do we get to hear it??

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 8, 2015 - 11:30 am

12 Sex Slang Terms And Phrases To Make You A More Cunning Linguist

“Sexytimes.” “Beej.” “Chowing box.” There is just so much sex slang I would like to see retired, like now. But I can giveth as well as taketh away. After all, we…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 8, 2015 - 10:10 am

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