Amelia McDonell-Parry

Born and raised in California, Amelia moved to NYC after graduating from the University of California at Santa Cruz. After toiling away at Interview, Rolling Stone and Maxim magazines, she made the move online and has been basking in the harsh glow of her laptop screen ever since. When she's not spending her days editing and writing (about topics as vast as feminism, Ryan Gosling, "Star Trek," and the latest D-list sex tape), Amelia is buying peonies, hanging with her dog Lucca and dreaming about her next vacation. Email Amelia at amelia[at]thefrisky.com

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Last Night On “Empire,” A Woman Wore A Blow Job Bib

Do you watch "Empire," that new show on FOX starring Taraji P. Henson, Terrence Howard and, uh, Courtney Love? I don't, but I might have to start, because on last night's episode, one of the characters donned A BLOW JOB BIB, something I am ashamed to say I did not know existed until now. Not…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 15, 2015

The Oscar Nominations Are So White Yet Again As “Selma” Is Basically Snubbed

The Academy Award nominations were announced today and lemme just tell you something, I am underwhelmed. Snubbing the actors AND the director, Ava DuVernay, of "Selma," but nominating Bradley Cooper and Keira Knightley? UGHHHHHH x 1000. Other snubs include Jake Gyllenhaal in "Nightcrawler," Jennifer Aniston in "Cake," and Amy Adams in "Big Eyes." "Selma" did…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 15, 2015

Must Haves: 10 Bad Weather Boots That Aren’t Hideous

It only took 13 years, but I finally feel like I understand how to dress cute and comfortably for the face-numbingly cold East Coast winter. I have a couple truly warm coats, a pile of snuggly sweaters that don't make my neck break out in hives and finally understand why the person who invented ear…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 14, 2015

Confession: I Am A White Person Who Does Not Shower Every Day

"Glee"'s Naya Rivera is in hot water over some comments she made on "The View" this week, about how showering more than once a day is a "white people thing." Rivera and the hosts were discussing a recent study that says it's actually better for your skin if you shower only once or twice every…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 14, 2015

Anna Kendrick Does Not Regret That Ryan Gosling Tweet

Anna Kendrick, hero, says she is not the slightest bit embarrassed about tweeting that she masturbates to Ryan Gosling movies. Me either, girl. The question is, which is her fave to diddle to? I like the oral sex scene in "Blue Valentine," personally. [Elle] Miley Cyrus's brother Braison is dating Miley's boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger's sister…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 14, 2015

Miley Cyrus Is Naked With Strategically Placed Soap Bubbles In V Magazine (NSFW)

Good morning and happy hump day! Here is a post that will likely get tons of traffic because of the first four words of that headline! If you think I'm posting this photo of Miley Cyrus in V for any other reason, I appreciate getting more credit than is due! Although I would be curiou…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 14, 2015

An Infographic Guide To “The Bachelor” (Week 2! WTF Is Wrong With Ashley S?)

Reminder: Every Monday, I livetweet a new, exhaustingly long episode of "The Bachelor" on my personal Twitter (@xoamelia), giving a detailed, hilarious, wine-and-weed-influenced critique of "Prince Farming" (oh go fuck yourself with that nickname, Chris Harrison) and his search for a woman willing to move to a post-apocalyptic hell tundra Iowa. And then every Tuesday,

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 13, 2015

Ben & Jerry’s Appeals To Stoners Everywhere With New Cookie-Specific CORE Flavors

Ever since I stopped drinking as much cheap champagne and my sugar craving skyrocketed, I have become a bit of an ice cream junkie (okay, I also maybe get the munchies). I am pretty serious about stocking up on my fave flavors and Ben & Jerry's makes a bunch of them -- Mint Chocolate Cookie,…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 13, 2015

Jamie Lynn Spears Gets In A Knife Fight & Zooey Deschanel Is Pregnant!

Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. Jamie Lynn Spears got in a knife fight in a pita shop and there is video. [TMZ] Zooey Deschanel is expecting her first child with her boyfriend. I wonder if her baby will be born with bangs? [People] Kathy Griffin went for it on her first episode hosting…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 13, 2015

Golden Globes 2015: Major Roots, Pointless Accessories, Beards & Other Trends On The Red Carpet

Bob, lobs and shobs weren't the only trends we spotted at last night's Golden Globes. Yellow dominated, ladies turned their backs and went side-swept, a few women dared to wear the pants, while others went back to their roots. Click through to see a few of the most notable trends on the red carpet...

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 12, 2015

Is Beyonce Pregnant? With A Sand Baby?

Hmm, is Beyonce trying to tell us something with her latest Instagram pic? [Instagram] Topher Grace is engaged to actress Ashley Hinshaw. Mazel tov! [People] Five people were shot near a nightclub where Chris Brown was performing this weekend. [People]…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 12, 2015

Golden Globes 2015: Bobs, Lobs & Shobs, Oh My!

Lest you need any more proof that bobs of all lengths are so hot right now, the haircut was everywhere on the Golden Globes red carpet -- in both good and not so good ways. Click on to see which bobs, lobs and shobs made the cut...

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 12, 2015

All You Really Need To Know About Last Night’s “Girls”

I guess eating ass is officially hip? No, I'm really asking a serious question: Is this something singles like myself, but not literally myself, are doing with regularity? Because Marnie got her salad tossed on last night's "Girls" premiere -- and yes, HAPPY MONDAY, that is a GIF above for you to look at just…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 12, 2015

12 Times Last Night’s Golden Globe Awards Gave Us Life

Last night's Golden Globe Awards, hosted by Tina Fey and Amy Poehler -- who should really be hosing eveything, ever -- were pretty damn entertaining considering I forgot to pick up booze before I became chained to my laptop for the evening. They were also decidedly more political than usual, with a number of winner…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 12, 2015

Watch Amy Poehler & Tina Fey Tear Bill Cosby A New One

SLOW CLAP. Just absolutely perfect.

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 11, 2015

George Zimmerman Has Been Arrested (Again)

Walking, talking, child-murdering human garbage heap George Zimmerman was arrested (again!) late last night in Lake Mary, Florida, for aggravated assault in a domestic violence case. According to Zimmerman's attorney, he is accused of hurling a wine bottle at his girlfriend [Reminder: And I'm still single.]. The judge ordered him to surrender all of hi…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 10, 2015

12 Grapefruit Cocktails For Defiant Grapefruit-Obsessives Like Myself

This morning, I went to get my annual physical and while everything checked out fine, my new doc was kind of a party pooper when it came to one of my only vices: grapefruit juice. I didn't tell her about the pot-smoking because I didn't want a lecture, but I was stunned when she actually…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 9, 2015

Bill Cosby Joked About Assault Allegations At Canada Show

Serial rapist Bill Cosby (alleged smalleged) actually had the gall to make a rape joke during a comedy show last night. When a woman got up from her seat during the show, Cosby asked her where she was going and she said she was headed to the bar and offered to grab him a drink…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 9, 2015

No, Your Dick Is Not Too Big To Wear A Condom

Next time you're gettin' down with a dude and he tries to pull the whole "Baby, I would wear a condom but they're too tight around my big dick" thing, pause the action and show him this post. Because unless his dick is actually so big that it could qualify as a third leg, a…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 8, 2015

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