“People think I’m vain because I look in mirrors so much, but I’m not looking in mirrors, thinking, ‘Look at you, you hunk.’ I’m just checking to see if I’m still there”
— Russell Brand in a very revealing — in so many ways — interview with Rolling Stone. He also told the magazine this interesting bit of philosophy:
…If you ejaculate onto yourself, there’s that beautiful, transcendent, orgasmic moment of relief, then you walk to the bathroom, clean up and you catch yourself in the mirror and it’s like, ‘I don’t know what you’re looking at! Kings have done that!’”
Okay then! If I’m being honest, I love this dude and seriously cannot wait for “Get Me to the Greek” to hit theaters. Looks hilarious. [Rolling Stone via Page Six] Keep reading »
“Jesse should have been in therapy years ago. I’m so sad because he’s such a sweet guy. And when he starts telling you about what he came out of with his background you put two and two together. So you just hope, please God, get into therapy, which he is and try and pull your life together. [When I first met him] I thought he was adorable, ADORABLE. Jesse was a darling and a gentleman. He was the one who carried your bag, he was the one who helped you up the stairs. Sweet, nice … this whole thing is just insane.”
— Joan Rivers on her fellow “Celebrity Apprentice” star [Hollywood Life] Keep reading »
I’ve already told you the 30 things that women love that men just don’t understand, but it’s the lesser sex that really has women scratching their heads. Here are the 30 things MEN love that women just don’t understand (with exceptions, obvi — there must be a woman or two out there who loves Paris Hilton).
1. Crotch grabbing
3. Skid marks
5. Fake breasts
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“This Nicole Pussycat person won. Imagine that? A professional dancer won ‘Dancing With the Stars.’ This is why I do not watch it anymore.”
— Gilles Marini apparently was not voting for Nicole Scherzinger to win “DWTS” [Page Six] Keep reading »
Looks like Jake Gyllenhaal is the latest in a long line of celebs to drop a pretty shocking amount of weight for a role. In recent days, Gyllenhaal has been spotted filming the movie “Nightcrawler” in Los Angeles, looking downright frail. I love the dude’s bone structure, trust, but those cheekbones are positively skeletal. Lest you think he’s playing a drug addict or, I dunno, cancer patient in the film, he’s actually portraying a journalist who stumbles upon some underground crime ring. You know us writers — so malnourished! So, what other celebs have gone to dieting extremes for the sake of their craft? Who lost the most? How did they do it? Click through to find out!
The caption on this photo in Splash reads: “Samantha Ronson out with a mystery woman in NYC.” The photo agency is clearly trying to be all wink, wink, nudge, nudge, implying that Sam is on a date with a new woman and not Lindsay Lohan. The problem is that I can identify this mysterious woman easily — it’s Samantha’s twin freaking sister, Charlotte. Come on, paparazzi, I know it’s Friday, but dang. [NYC, 5/27/10] Keep reading »