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You’ve probably already noticed, but now the hottest trend of the summer has been officially named—and it’s Big Butts! Curvaceous beauties are finally embracing their curvaceous booties and trendsetters as young as Madonna‘s daughter Lourdes Leon are picking up on it. The Mini-Material Girl recently blogged, “I am totally obsessive about ’80s shorts. You know the kind that makes your butt look kinda big.” Yeah, your mom sure as hell knows. And it’s no longer shocking for girls with junk in the trunk to rock a thong on the beach. I’m kind of giddy with excitement at this trend, not just because I’ve got a bumper, but because people are finally embracing the actual shape of a woman’s body and it can only get better from here! We rounded up some celebs with big butts, but if you’re not already gifted with a booty, there’s always kleenex (or these undies)! [NY Daily News]
Reader Tracey snapped this scrawl in St. John’s, Newfoundland, writing: “I was walking in a pedestrian overpass on my way to meet my girlfriends when I saw this declaration.” Jessica, has your boyfriend David been to Canada recently?
Detroit’s Aimee L. Sword has been sentenced to nine to 30 years in prison for having sex with her 14-year-old son, who she gave up for adoption when he was an infant. The 36-year-old Sword was married with five other kids when she tracked down her teenage son on Facebook. And, uh, started meeting him in hotel rooms for trysts. The boy eventually brought it up to a counselor, who told the police. The prosecutor said he was “concerned for this young boy and what it may have done to his psyche and his future.” Meanwhile Sword’s attorney told the press, “When she saw this boy, it wasn’t a mother-son relationship, it was a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship. Aimee’s searching for a reason why this happened. She can’t understand it. She’s going to get some counseling.” Keep reading »
“”The reality is, if you break the law you have to pay the price. I’m really hoping this will be the wake-up call she needs to sort her life out and get back to the old Lindsay we all love … She’s a really talented actress and I’d love to see her get her life back on track. I have to say though; writing “F**k You” on her fingernail for the court hearing was a really silly move.”
“I was raised by a single mother. I think the definition of a man’s man has shifted in recent times to this sort of fratty bro, different from the older version, which was aloof and distant—Gary Cooper or Cary Grant or James Bond. Now it’s a little vulgar, kind of lowbrow, adolescent. I’m not that guy. Part of being an adult is treating women like women.”