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Lance Armstrong Is Not Happy With His Outside Magazine Cover

Tour de France cyclist Lance Armstrong is on the cover of the July issue of Outside, but he’s pissed about how the cover photo turned out. Why? Apparently, Outside staffers Photoshopped the text onto Armstrong’s plain blue T-shirt so it reads “38. BFD.” — a reference to his age not being a Big F**king Deal, I guess? Anyway, Armstrong tweeted the following when he saw the magazine:

”Just saw the cover of the new Outside mag w/ yours truly on it. Nice photoshop on a plain t-shirt guys. That’s some lame bulls**t. #weak”

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Bret Michaels And Miley Cyrus Duet On “Good Morning America”


Look, I’m a Poison fan from way back. I even have a thong somewhere that says “Poison Partied Here” on the crotch. I’m not into Bret Michaels the TV star — I prefer Bret Michaels the Rock Star. And I most certainly do not approve of the Bret Michaels who allows Miley Cyrus to duet with him on the classic hair metal ballad “Every Rose Has Its Thorn.” Is nothing sacred? Keep reading »

Snoop Dogg’s Tribute To “True Blood,” “Oh Sookie”


I was sure that I was the biggest “True Blood” fan ever, but then I saw Snoop Dogg’s tribute video/song to Sookie Stackhouse and I was like, “Bitch, you’ve been dethroned.” “Oh Sookie” proves the rapper has an impressive knowledge of the show, with lyrics like: “Bring a friend/Matter fact, bring your best friend/Tara/I’ve got some real eggs for her to eat”; “We’ll do it in the daytime/Bill won’t know a thing”; “Won’t trick you like Eric/And make you drink blood”; and “Sam ain’t a man/He done turned into a bitch.” Snoop, you have outdone yourself. [Dlisted] Keep reading »

6 Amazingly Ridiculous Celebrity Crimes

Dina Lohan and Lindsay Lohan photo

Dina Lohan was nearly arrested last weekend for trying to steal a Carvel ice cream cake. Apparently, Lindsay‘s mom was getting the cake for her son’s 14th birthday and tried to use her daughter Ali‘s black “free ice cream for life” card. When the shop employee asked for an ID, they both went ballistic at each other and somehow the situation required police helicopters? When the cops showed up, the guy refused to give Dina her card back and Dina refused to pay for the cake. Dina told reporters, “It just shows how we get treated so much worse than regular people.” To which I offer a loud and hearty guffaw. Is it that hard to just pay for the damn cake? [Celebitchy]

She’s not the only “celeb” caught doing something ridiculous. We’ve rounded up a few comrades for her. Keep reading »

Quotable: Eminem Declares His Support For Gay Marriage

“I think if two people love each other, then what the hell? I think that everyone should have the chance to be equally miserable, if they want.”

– Eminem, who has written lyrics considered homophobic in the past, declares his support for gay marriage in an interview with The New York Times. I find it fascinating that Eminem supports marriage equality, but Elton John, a gay man, does not. Keep reading »

Religious Fanatic Kills Her Daughter With A Bible

Religious fanaticism is just scary. Julia Lovemore and her husband are both Christian fundamentalists with mental health issues. And I’m legitimately heartbroken to hear that Julia killed her six-week-old baby, Faith Lovemore, by stuffing Bible pages in her mouth and then smothering her a year ago. Julia explains what happened. “I sat in my bedroom and I was ripping pages out of my Bible,” she said. “I put some small bits of paper in Faith’s mouth and she spat them out. For some reason, I sat on her, I was crying. I was bouncing on the bed. I don’t know why I was sitting on her. I got bi-polar.” She also doused her older daughter “in white spirit,” though she was miraculously unharmed.

What’s even more disturbing is that mental health professionals knew the Lovemores’ children were living in danger. Keep reading »

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