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Would You Ever Have A Sex Agreement?

There’s an interesting letter posted over at The Stir from an anonymous reader who confesses that she and her husband made a sex contract when her low libido started to affect their marriage. She writes:

After the birth of our first child, my libido plummeted. Things went from bad to worse in my relationship, and my husband was accusing me of abandoning him. So I made a sex agreement: Twice a week, I’d do it, whether I felt like it or not. It sounds sort of brutal, but I love him and didn’t want to lose him over sex. And it turned out that once I got started, I always felt better. Pretty soon we didn’t have to schedule it anymore, and after we had our second kid, it was easier to get back on the horse.

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Maxi Mouse Pad Makes No Bloody Sense

A maxi mouse pad. Why? Described as a “great gift for you and it will spice up your computer,” this mouse pad is shaped like a “sanitary towel” and I suppose would best be accompanied by a bright red mouse. Not to get practical over something so ridiculous, but it seems to me this mouse pad lacks surface area. Like, there’s not enough space for your mouse to move around. Fail. [$10.99, Source Square via Outblush] Keep reading »

Quotable: Former “Bachelorette” Contestant Thinks Jake Pavelka Has “Gay Tendencies”

“I definitely think he has gay tendencies, not only because of the way he dresses but also because he didn’t want to have sex with a beautiful girl and never really tried with the other girls on the show. Nothing personal, Jake!”

– Paul Rosseau, a contestant from season four of “The Bachelorette,” on Jake Pavelka, the former “Bachelor” who just split from Vienna Girardi. Look, I hate it when people call other people “gay,” and then follow it up with “nothing personal,” as if being gay is a bad thing. As for dressing “gay,” please, the gay dudes we know wouldn’t be caught dead in a mock turtleneck. Anyway, Jake seems more asexual to me, in the Tom Cruise-ian “ambition gives me a boner”-sort of way. [Radar Online] Keep reading »

What Is “Getting Busched?”

Hey ladies! If you were feeling left out of the frat-boyish “getting Iced” phenomenon, not to fret. Now you can “get Busched!” The new website Girls Busching Girls proposes an equally tasteless alternative to getting iced, for ladies only of course. Keep reading »

Liveblogging “The Bachelorette” On June 28, 2010

Tonight on “The Bachelorette,” Ali gets a phone call that changes her life forever. Who is the caller? Jake, calling to beg for her back upon realizing Vienna is a skank who just wants him for his body? Krazy Kasey, saying he got a new tattoo he thinks she’ll like? Paris Hilton, asking to get her ratty extensions back? Or, more likely, some chick saying she’s the girlfriend of one of the bachelors. Whatever, I’m still excited. See ya at 8 p.m. you crazy cats! Keep reading »

Gary Coleman Nude Clip Sparks A Lawsuit And The Creeps

A lot of people have trouble letting sleeping dogs lie. Not to call Gary Coleman a dog, but a site called Kikster.com has obtained a clip of the deceased actor flashing the camera, and has packaged it with the headline, “Gary Coleman was Not Little! Exclusive Video of Gary Coleman Exposed.” I think it’s safe to assume that no one wants to see that, regardless of how “not little” he might have been. Reportedly, the clip came from Gary’s role as a porn-mogul in the documentary “Midgets vs. Mascots.” It shows Coleman standing in the shower, trying to break up a fight. Keep reading »

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