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Va-ttooing: Temporary Tattoos For Your Ladyflower

I’m still trying to wrap my brain around why someone would get teeny tiny crystals stuck to their mons pubis, so imagine the mind f**k that occurred when I heard that vajazzling has been replaced by va-ttooing as the vaginal decor trend du jour. According to The Gloss, Completely Bare Spa in New York City is now giving women temporary vaginal tattoos. The tattoos are applied with airbrushed ink and I’m not sure if you can get anything you want or if there’s, like, a selection of stencils to choose from, but all I know is that I am making an appointment. I mean, I think it’s totally stupid, but I have to admit, I just need to get one of these babies applied to my cooter before I run out and hook up with someone and gauge the dude’s reaction. I shall report back. [The Gloss] Keep reading »

Bristol Palin And Levi Johnston Are Maybe Getting A Reality Show?

I was tickled when I saw that Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston had announced their engagement to Us Weekly before they’d told Sarah Palin. But now some are saying the young lovers reunited and orchestrated this drama in order to get a reality show. According to Gawker, “Within the next four to six weeks, Palin’s PR people will be releasing news that Bristol and Levi have signed on to ‘star’ in a new reality show. All about young parenting. And yes, they will also work up to a wedding.”

I have to be honest. I’m not mad at the idea of Bristol and Levi getting their own show. Keep reading »

Quotable: Julia Roberts Maintains Her “Fighting Weight”

“I’ve always been a friend of food. I probably put on about seven pounds in Rome when we were shooting. I ate a lot of pizzas in Naples. It was just great. But it was hard on take 10 on a giant plate of pasta … That is a strange thing that happens. People get wildly famous and they get incredibly slim. I don’t know. It never happened to me. I look the same. I guess that is my staying power. My fighting weight.”

Julia Roberts on taking her part seriously while filming in Italy for “Eat Pray Love,” as well as resisting the pressure to slim down in Hollywood [Daily Record] Keep reading »

12 Soap Opera Hotties

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I have been watching soap operas off and on since I was a wee lass — I’m talking as young as 2, when I watched the wedding of Luke and Laura on “General Hospital” with my grandma. Since then my interest in soaps has run the gamut of casual fan to full-on obsessive, and some of my earliest pop-culture crushes were the manly hunks gracing daytime TV. I will always maintain a small girl boner for the swarthy Maurice Benard (“Sonny Corinthos” on “General Hospital”), bearded sexy pants Robert Kelker-Kelly (ex-”Bo Brady” on “Days of Our Lives”), and the boyish Nathan Fillion (ex-”Joey Buchanan” on “One Life to Live”). But those guys have either moved on to new roles, left soaps entirely, or been replaced as the hunk du jour by younger hotties. Keep clicking to see the 12 hottest beefcakes on daytime TV today.

8 Things We Hope Happened At Penelope Cruz And Javier Bardem’s Secret Wedding

While plenty of celebrity weddings made it into this week’s tabloids, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem‘s was conspicuously missing, due to the fact that we don’t know a thing about it! The Oscar-winning Spanish couple of three years got married in secret early in the month at their friend’s house in the Bahamas. And because there’s hardly any information about it, we’ve rounded up eight things we hope happened at the wedding. [People] Keep reading »

Spencer Pratt Plays Dress Up

Spencer Pratt (as well as his hopefully-soon-to-be-ex-wife Heidi Montag) was left off the guest list for last night’s “Hills” finale after-party, but at the suggestion of everyone’s favorite douche blogger, Perez Hilton, he showed up anyway. In disguise. Apparently, the look appealed to him so much that he kept it on in order to crash the premiere of “Inception.” The crazy homeless look suits him, don’t you think? [Los Angeles, 7/14/10] Keep reading »

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