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8 Big Mistakes Women Make On Their Online Dating Profiles

Another day, another crop of online dating profiles to annoy the crap out of me. I don’t enjoy online dating much in that so far it’s been pretty unsuccessful, but I sure do love reading online dating profiles. This time, I decided to take a break from perusing profiles for guys who’ve given themselves weird nicknames and specify they’re only interested in younger women, to study what my fellow female online daters are up to. I have to say, I am impressed. I have some stiff competition, at least in the New York area — ladies who are attractive, funny, witty, smart, and sassy. Seriously, I was ready to message at least a handful of these chicks to see if they’d want to be besties. After skimming dozens and dozens of profiles written by women, it’s clear that men are the ones who need the most help when it comes to attracting women online. Still, I did see a few glaring DON’TS being committed by the ladies, so let’s learn from them, shall we? Here’s how to make sure your profile is a cut above the rest. Keep reading »

Va-ttooing: Temporary Tattoos For Your Ladyflower

I’m still trying to wrap my brain around why someone would get teeny tiny crystals stuck to their mons pubis, so imagine the mind f**k that occurred when I heard that vajazzling has been replaced by va-ttooing as the vaginal decor trend du jour. According to The Gloss, Completely Bare Spa in New York City is now giving women temporary vaginal tattoos. The tattoos are applied with airbrushed ink and I’m not sure if you can get anything you want or if there’s, like, a selection of stencils to choose from, but all I know is that I am making an appointment. I mean, I think it’s totally stupid, but I have to admit, I just need to get one of these babies applied to my cooter before I run out and hook up with someone and gauge the dude’s reaction. I shall report back. [The Gloss] Keep reading »

Bristol Palin And Levi Johnston Are Maybe Getting A Reality Show?

I was tickled when I saw that Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston had announced their engagement to Us Weekly before they’d told Sarah Palin. But now some are saying the young lovers reunited and orchestrated this drama in order to get a reality show. According to Gawker, “Within the next four to six weeks, Palin’s PR people will be releasing news that Bristol and Levi have signed on to ‘star’ in a new reality show. All about young parenting. And yes, they will also work up to a wedding.”

I have to be honest. I’m not mad at the idea of Bristol and Levi getting their own show. Keep reading »

Quotable: Julia Roberts Maintains Her “Fighting Weight”

“I’ve always been a friend of food. I probably put on about seven pounds in Rome when we were shooting. I ate a lot of pizzas in Naples. It was just great. But it was hard on take 10 on a giant plate of pasta … That is a strange thing that happens. People get wildly famous and they get incredibly slim. I don’t know. It never happened to me. I look the same. I guess that is my staying power. My fighting weight.”

Julia Roberts on taking her part seriously while filming in Italy for “Eat Pray Love,” as well as resisting the pressure to slim down in Hollywood [Daily Record] Keep reading »

12 Soap Opera Hotties

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I have been watching soap operas off and on since I was a wee lass — I’m talking as young as 2, when I watched the wedding of Luke and Laura on “General Hospital” with my grandma. Since then my interest in soaps has run the gamut of casual fan to full-on obsessive, and some of my earliest pop-culture crushes were the manly hunks gracing daytime TV. I will always maintain a small girl boner for the swarthy Maurice Benard (“Sonny Corinthos” on “General Hospital”), bearded sexy pants Robert Kelker-Kelly (ex-”Bo Brady” on “Days of Our Lives”), and the boyish Nathan Fillion (ex-”Joey Buchanan” on “One Life to Live”). But those guys have either moved on to new roles, left soaps entirely, or been replaced as the hunk du jour by younger hotties. Keep clicking to see the 12 hottest beefcakes on daytime TV today.

8 Things We Hope Happened At Penelope Cruz And Javier Bardem’s Secret Wedding

While plenty of celebrity weddings made it into this week’s tabloids, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem‘s was conspicuously missing, due to the fact that we don’t know a thing about it! The Oscar-winning Spanish couple of three years got married in secret early in the month at their friend’s house in the Bahamas. And because there’s hardly any information about it, we’ve rounded up eight things we hope happened at the wedding. [People] Keep reading »

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