Profile for Amelia McDonell-Parry

Girl Talk: I Saw Sexual Tension That Wasn’t There

You know that one guy friend of yours who’s always been something of a question in the back of your mind? The one who finishes your sentences and is there for you whenever you need him, but whom you’ve never actually gotten naked with? You know the one – he’s the prime candidate for your “If we’re not married by the time we’re 45” pact.

I have one of those guys in my life, and recently, after evaluating what it was that I’m really looking for in a relationship and thinking it might be him, I decided to take the leap. I vowed to be brave and bold and all mature-like and actually address aloud what had been unsaid for all this time.

So, I did exactly that. And basically, this happened. To my complete and utter surprise, he explained that I’d totally misread his signals; that, in fact, he hadn’t thought of me in that way for a very long time.

Where, in my interpretation of things, had I gone so utterly wrong? Keep reading »

Britney Spears Is Bobbleheaded On The Cover Of Cosmo

Something sure looks … off … about the August cover of Cosmopolitan. Cover girl Britney Spears’ head seems really, well, disconnected from the rest of her body, like a Barbie head that’s not quite attached. Chatter on the internet suggests that Britney’s face, at least, is from a recent head shot, but the body … well, that is BritBrit in ye olden days if you ask me. All of which suggests Cosmo didn’t actually conduct a new shoot with Britney for their cover. Whatever, someone in Cosmo‘s art department needs to take a refresher course in not making your cover star look like a bobblehead. Keep reading »

Quotable: Levi Johnston Apologies To The Palins For “Youthful Indiscretion”

“Last year, after Bristol and I broke up, I was unhappy and a little angry. Unfortunately, against my better judgment, I publicly said things about the Palins that were not completely true. I have already privately apologized to Todd and Sarah. Since my statements were public, I owe it to the Palins to publicly apologize. So to the Palin family in general and to Sarah Palin in particular, please accept my regrets and forgive my youthful indiscretion. I hope one day to restore your trust.”

Levi Johnston admits to telling a few fibs about Sarah Palin and family following his split from Bristol. Is Levi trying to crawl his way out of the dog house and back into the good graces of the Palins because he and Bristol are maybe back together? Hmmm. [People] Keep reading »

8 Celeb Crews Who Vacation Together

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We already knew that Gwyneth Paltrow kinda hates America. But this year Jay-Z and Beyonce met up with their ex-pat friend in London over the 4th of July weekend. The unlikely friends hung out in England while Jay-Z played the Wireless Festival in Hyde Park. If this ends in a Coldplay and Jay-Z collaboration, I’m going to be way sad. [Huffington Post]

But it’s nice that celebrities get together for their vacations. It’s easier on the paparazzi and it usually involves lots of beach frolicking. We rounded up a few unlikely celeb vacationing buddies to get you in the mood to travel.

Lindsay Lohan’s Middle Finger Says How She Really Feels

Look, I don’t mean to be a bitch, but Lindsay Lohan‘s hysterical reaction to being sentenced to 90 days in jail kind of made me snicker. I mean, homegirl has been making excuses for months about how she thought she was in compliance with her parole terms — despite missing hearings and getting photographed next to a table with perfectly laid-out lines of cocaine on display. And then she shows up for court yesterday and she has F**K U” written on one of her fingernails and I’m like, “Really, LiLo, we’re supposed to feel sorry for you? The judge is supposed to be lenient when you’re not-so-covertly giving her the finger?” How about some humility? In other news, Lindsay’s reaction to her sentencing, seen in the video after the jump, proves she still has some killer acting chops. Keep reading »

Like A Cloudy Day

Reader Anna found this message scrawled on a picnic bench at her college. She writes: “It is written in French and I believe it translates to ‘A woman without love is like a flower without sun; It dies.’ I thought that was beautiful.”

Have you seen graffiti that’s kind of sweet (even if it is against the law)? Send your pic to {encode=”” title=””}. Keep reading »

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