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Attention: Ben Affleck Does Full-Frontal Nudity In “Gone Girl”

As if you needed another reason to put “Gone Girl” on your must see list, star Ben Affleck confirmed to MTV that his penis will indeed make an appearance in the film adaptation of the Gillian Flynn novel. This will be the first time Affleck’s Big Ben (well, we hope) appears on the screen in all its glory, but it’s all for the love of the craft! “It’s ironic, because David [Fincher] said to me from the beginning, this is a warts and all movie,” Affleck told MTV. “It can have no vanity. You have to see the naked underbelly of this character.” Well, technically the penis is under the belly. Affleck continued, “The penis is in there!It’s IMAX penis! You’ve gotta pay fifteen bucks to see it in 3D… it’s better in 3D.” But reign in your expectations. “You should know it was very cold.” Brrrrrr. [MTV]

Style Stealer: Alexa Chung’s Luxe Leather & Classic Camel Ensemble

Style Stealer: Alexa Chung's Luxe Leather & Classic Camel Ensemble

Alright, that’s it, I’m gonna put my swamp ass fears aside and finally pony up for a leather pencil skirt. I’ll be replicating this Alexa Chung outfit the next time I need to present myself as a badass lady boss who takes no prisoners. The chunky chain link necklace, camel sweater and kitten heels are very “ladies who lunch,” while the lace-up ankle straps and leather skirt are sexy without being tawdry. Not that there’s anything wrong with tawdry, of course. Anyway, get the full look after the jump! Keep reading »

10 Questions I Have For The Guy Who Accidentally Microwaved His Stool Sample At Work

The subreddit Today I Fucked Up is a source of endless amusement, full of truly facepalm-worthy tales of shame and embarrassment, but I think maybe it has finally reached its pinnacle with this particular tale of woe. While I’m not naive enough to think this fantastically foul story is absolutely 100 percent true, nor do I want to make light of the poster’s obvious drinking problem if it is authentic, I am suspending my disbelief (and concern) for the endless LULZ and mind-blowing questions it inspires. Take it away, MicrowavedMyFeces: Keep reading »

Side-Eye: Chanel Runway Show Concludes With Second Wave “Feminist Protest”

Side-Eye: Chanel Runway Show Concludes With Second Wave "Feminist Protest"

This is why people think fashion is stupid. Because designers like Karl Lagerfeld, who seriously could give two shits about women’s rights, co-opts the feminist movement as some sort of aesthetic inspiration for his fashion mood board and then parades an array of mostly white, skinny models down the runway holding ridiculous signs like “Free Freedom,” “We Can Match The Machos,” “Be Your Own Stylist,” “Boys Should Get Pregnant Too” and “Tweed Is Better Than Tweet.” I get the tenuous connection between the designs for his Spring 2015 collection, which was basically his take on fashion for working women, and the second wave feminist movement, I GUESS, but come on. This is so dumb it hurts my eyes to look at.

George Clooney & Amal Alamuddin’s Wedding Album Covers People, Hello! Magazines

  • Notoriously private former bachelor George Clooney and his new bride Amal Alamuddin have sold their exclusive wedding album to People and Hello!, appearing on this week’s covers and further solidifying my long-standing belief that this marriage is a precursor to Clooney running for public office. All y’all who doubt this will be proven wrong, MARK MY WORDS. Gorgeous photos though. [People]
  • Lena Dunham, whose new memoir/advice book hits shelves today, was called out yesterday by Gawker for soliciting unpaid performers for her upcoming book tour, despite being totally rich. Dunham then responded to the criticism by promising that the performers will indeed be monetarily compensated. Say what you want about Lena, but I think it’s admirable that she’s one of the few celebs to thoughtfully listen to criticism and make changes in a swift manner. [Gawker]
  • Why “One Man’s Trash” — costarring Patrick Wilson — is the best episode of “Girls.” [Decider] Keep reading »

Style Guide: Fall’s Hottest Coat Trends

The leaves are turning, a chill has entered the air and people are giving you weird looks when they see you’re still wearing flip-flops everywhere (okay, maybe that’s just me). It’s fall, which means it’s time to buy a new coat. Now, I gotta say, as much as I hate the changing seasons, I’m pretty jazzed about the selection of coat trends: Cozy blanket-style wrap coats and poncho capes! Slick moto jackets with shearling collars! Bright hues and funky parkas and collarless coats, oh my! Click through for six coat trends with options for each…

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