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Lauren Conrad’s Bridesmaids Get (Temporarily) Inked

Lauren Conrad's Bridesmaids Get (Temporarily) Inked

Lauren Conrad is getting married and recently celebrated with her best girlfriends at her bachelorette party in, where else, Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Knowing full well that nothing ruins a bachelorette party like a bridesmaids going missing, LC planned ahead and had her besties — including Lo Bosworth, who posted this pic to Instagram — wear these temporary tattoos for the occasion, just incase. Cute, clever and practical! [People]

Shia LaBeouf Was Dragged Out Of “Cabaret” In Handcuffs Last Night

Not Good, Shia, Not Good

I think it’s safe to say that Shia LaBeouf has gone full Amanda Bynes. The actor was allegedly escorted from the Broadway musical production “Cabaret” in handcuffs last night, and arrested for disorderly conduct. According to various sources, LaBeouf was supposedly smoking inside the theater and hitting audience members in the back of the head. When police were called, according to Page Six, Shia tried to walk away but fell down — that’s when they put him in handcuffs and removed him from the theater for questioning. At the police precinct in Midtown Manhattan, LaBeouf allegedly kept spitting at officers and at one point yelled, “Fuck you, I’ll fuck you!” so they put dudebro in a FACE MASK (like, Hannibal Lecter style?!). Then while being fingerprinted, LaBeouf reportedly told one cop, “I have millions and millions of dollars and attorneys and I’m going to ruin your career.” He then supposedly called him a fag. Keep reading »

Congrats Dudes, You Can Actually F**k Your iPad Now!

Fleshlight For iPad

Welp, here we are! It is the year 2014 and dudes can officially fuck their handheld devices. Fleshlight, the makers of tubular vagina sex toys for men, has debuted LaunchPAD, a Fleshlight attachment for your iPad or tablet that allows you to thrust your dick into the very device you’re watching porn on. Isn’t technology amazing? Aren’t humans incredible? The things we will do to get off, man. I love it. (Seriously, I do. I think this is super cool.) Sorta SFW ad after the jump! [The Daily Dot] Keep reading »

One Pair Of Short Overalls, Four Ways To Wear Them This Summer

Short overalls! Overall shorts! Shorteralls! Whatever you call them, these babies — last seen during the ’90s — are hot shit for summer. Here are four ways to wear them…

Let’s Pretend We Were At The Opening Night Of Jay Z & Beyonce’s “On The Run” Tour For A Sec, K?

Watch Jayonce Get Married!

Oh for fuck’s sake, I guess I’m gonna have to pony up for tickets to Jay Z and Beyonce’s “On The Run” tour because, if the various photos and videos from the opening night in Miami are any indication, that shit is tight. Instead of doing two separate sets, the couple — who have been married since 2008 — took the stage together and alternated between their various songs, including a number of collaborations that they performed together. And, because the show is all about “celebratin’ love,” as Jay put it, they also showed never-before-seen footage from their top secret wedding. Check it out above! Click through a smattering of pics from the show below, and watch some more highlights after the jump!

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Do My Eyes Deceive Me Or Is That Kim Kardashian’s Big Ol’ Nipple?

I have been staring at this photo for hours now, trying to figure out if I’m looking at Kim Kardashian’s nipple. It sure looks like a nipple — and a big ol’ mama’s nipple too! — but she’s clearly wearing a bra. Also, her areolae looks oddly blurry and skin-colored, like it’s been covered in concealer. “It seriously looks nipple-esque, yet without color,” said my friend at our brother site The Superficial. Claire had the best assessment: “That nip looks like maybe an intentional nipple-like distraction that is perhaps not an actual nipple, and then when she says ‘looks so real though,’ she’s REALLY talking about the nipple not the hair … cause she thinks she’s being clever.” Well played?

Style Stealer: Jessica Alba’s Got An Orange Crush

Style Stealer: Jessica Alba's Got An Orange Crush

Attention, attention, people who fly in their pajamas and slippers: Here lies proof that it is possible to fly in comfort and style. Jessica Alba’s drapey T, slouchy cargo pants and white sneakers are perfect for racing to catch a flight at LAX, while her chic orange-red blazer makes her impossible to lose at baggage claim. Just like your flannel pajama pants and Sponge Bob slippers, only appropriate and not an eyesore. No offense. (Get Jessica’s look after the jump!) Keep reading »

I Cannot — Cannot! — Stop Laughing At This Kid Going Buck Wild At A Florida Marlins Game

I can’t tell if this kid is going apeshit because something awesome happened during the game or if he’s just super stoked to be on TV. Regardless, something tells me his parents have their hands full with this one! [Huffington Post]

4-Year-Old Foils Babysitter’s Plan To Blame Staged Home Invasion/Robbery On Black Men

Abby To The Rescue!

Kids say the darndest things — including the truth when you least expect it. Four year-old Abby Dean from Washington, Wisconsin, was chillin’ at home with her 17-year-old babysitter, when two men broke in the house and stole the family’s iPod, Xbox and Wii consoles. When the police arrived, the babysitter told officers that two armed Black men had broken into the house and stole the goods, and that one of the men look a lot like the Dean family’s next door neighbor. Based on this info, the police picked up neighbor Cody Oaks, who denied having anything to do with the crime. The first person to corroborate his story? Little Abby, who told police that despite what her babysitter said, Oaks wasn’t the right skin color — the robbers had been white not Black. Keep reading »

Curious Puppy Gets Head Stuck In Tire Rim, Thankfully Freed By Firefighters Armed With Cooking Oil

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it’s not working out so well for this puppy either. After the dog — who looks to be some sort of extra kissable pit bull — got his adorable head stuck in the center of a tire rim, his owners brought him (and the tire) to the local fire station in East Bakersfield, California. Luckily, the firefighters lathered the little guy up with some cooking oil and were able to free him safely. When it doubt, ask a hot fireman for help, as I always say! [Splash News] [Photos: Splash News]

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