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Alison Haislip Reads Rebecca Martinson’s Rabid Sorority Girl Email And It Is Perfect

Even More Deranged Read Aloud!

Rebecca Martinson‘s now infamous email to her fellow sisters in the Delta Gamma chapter at the University of Maryland was pure deranged ridiculousness when read on paper. But read aloud? Whole. New. Level. Perfect bitchtastic delivery, Alison Haislip! [YouTube]

Amazing Sorority Letter
Rebecca Martinson wants her sisters to shape up. Read More »
Meet Rebecca Martinson
She sounds like a great gal all around! Read More »
Rebecca's Not Alone
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Amy Poehler Sends Love To Boston In Latest “Ask Amy” Video

Amy Sends Her Love To Boston

Amy Poehler’s awesome “Ask Amy” advice series takes a more somber turn in this week’s episode, in which she addresses how we can better cope with all the violent images we’ve seen this week. How can be balance wanting to stay informed without impacting our own mental health or contributing to the exploitation and grief of those who have lost loved ones?

“I’ve been looking at photographs that have been really hard to take. And I’ve been thinking about what these images do to our brain and to our heart. … I wonder if we could soften our hearts and minds and our eyes? If we could give our eyes a break and see things in a different way? To see things by reading about them or talking about them or listening? Be okay with letting some things rest in peace. … I love you, Boston.”

Such thoughtful, wise words. [via Buzzfeed]

Abel Interrupts Amy
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Amy On Jealousy
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Amy On Jealousy
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Fox Closed Captioning Is A Little Confused About The Identity Of The Boston Marathon Bombing Suspect

Zooey Deschanel is a lot more adorkable. [Twitter]

Police Have Surrounded A House In Watertown, MA [UPDATED]

UPDATE (8:43 p.m. EST): MSNBC is reporting that the suspect is alive and in custody. They’ve requested a medic and the suspect was read his Miranda rights. Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is believed to have suffered a gunshot wound and is bleeding but conscious. [MSNBC; Boston Globe]

UPDATE (8:37 p.m. EST): According to CNBC, the suspect’s body is still “throwing off heat,” indicating he’s likely still alive, but probably very weak. [CNBC]

UPDATE (8:28 p.m. EST): Boston PD says there is now a negotiator on the scene. [MSNBC]

UPDATE (8:17 p.m. EST): NBC’s Pete Williams is reporting that there is now a fire on the boat where Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is believed to be hiding. [CNBC Twitter]

After an all-day manhunt, police have surrounded a house, specifically a boat behind a house, on Franklin Street in Watertown, MA, where the second suspect, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev (pictured), is hiding. Shots have been fired and residents nearby have been told to take cover. [NBC NewsBuzzfeed] Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: Reader Submission Edition!

Jessica is off today, which means Today’s Lady News will be a reader submission edition! Submit your own links to news articles and blog posts about women, girls, trans-identified people, gender roles, feminism or sexism in the comments. Just write a sentence or two summary explaining what the link is about and give everyone a heads up if it has language or imagery that’s NSFW. (And links do get posted in comments — just be patient!) Jess will be back Monday!

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev’s Twitter Reveals Suspect Was “Stress Free” In Aftermath Of Boston Marathon Bombing

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev’s confirmed Twitter account, @J_tsar, paints a strange picture of the suspect’s mindset in the aftermath of Monday’s bombing in Boston. Shortly after 7 p.m. EST the day of the bombing, eerily Tsarnaev tweeted a lyric used in Jay Z’s song “Heart Of The City (Ain’t No Love)” and advised people to “stay safe.” A tweet a few hours later — “There are people that know the truth but stay silent & there are people that speak the truth but we don’t hear them cuz they’re the minority” – will no doubt be analyzed for some deeper meaning. And the next day, a portion of Eminem’s rap from Dr. Dre’s “Forgot About Dre.” And Wednesday, “I’m a stress free kind of guy.”

Uncle Ruslan Speaks
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Manhunt In Boston
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Uncle Ruslan Tsarni Speaks To Reporters About The Boston Marathon Bombing Suspects

"They are losers!"

Guys, meet Ruslan Tsarni, uncle to brothers Tamerlan Tsarnaev and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, who are suspected of committing the Boston Marathon bombing on Monday. Tsarni spoke to the media about his nephews, who he hadn’t seen since 2005. As police continue to search for Dzhokhar (Tamerian was killed in the shootout with police early this morning)), Uncle Ruslan (as he’s affectionately being called on Twitter) is firm that his family is appalled, ashamed and devastated by their alleged acts. His interview is heartbreaking. Kudos to him for handling many of the dumb questions posed by the vulture-like reporters so well. Watch it above.

Tilda Swinton & 8 Other Famous Women With Hot Younger Lovers

Tilda Swinton is kind of my hero. First of all, she is an astounding actress. Secondly, she makes seriously daring fashion choices and does avant garde androgyny better than, like, anyone. Third, this hot wooly man is her boyfriend. His name is Sandro Kopp, he’s a German-born artist and sometime actor, they’re been together for years, and, oh yeah, he is 18 years younger than Tilda. Get. It. Girl. 

It’s all-too-common to see a famous man with a much younger woman on his arm, so I can’t help but revel for a moment in the thrill of seeing Tilda strolling arm-in-arm with her sexy younger beau. And why stop there? These eight other famous women have seriously sexy younger lovers on their arms too…

City Of Boston On Lockdown As Police Hunt For Second Suspect In Marathon Bombing

Boston Marathon Bombing
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Sports Illustrated Cover
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Soooo, while you were sleeping, the search for the person or persons who committed Monday’s bombing at the Boston Marathon went into overdrive. A brief recap: yesterday, police released surveillance footage and photos of two suspects. Last night, those two suspects — now identified as brothers Dzhokhar and Tamerlan Tsarnaev – robbed a 7-11 near MIT, shot and killed an MIT police officer, and committed an armed carjacking (the driver was released unharmed). Police pursued the car, a gunfight ensued, and the suspects allegedly threw explosives into the street. Elder brother Tamerlan was killed and Dzhokhar apparently ran over his brother in order to get away. An IED was strapped to Tamerlan’s chest. Police are now on a city-wide manhunt for the remaining suspect, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, and the entire city of Boston has been advised to stay inside with their doors locked. Utter insanity. Stay safe everyone and I’ll update this post as more information comes in. [NBC News]

Amanda Bynes Weird Selfie Video Is Latest In String Of Strange Behavior

Amanda Wants Drake
... to "murder" her vagina. Read More »
Amanda's Naked Romp
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Amanda's Weight Loss
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  • Ugh, this video is further proof that Amanda Bynes is really, really losing her shiz. Someone help this girl. [The FW]
  • Check out this awesome infographic with facts about the cast of “Game of Thrones.” Peter Dinklage, that sexy mofo, likes to karaoke! And the actress who plays Sansa actually adopted the dog who played Sansa’s murdered direwolf. Aww! [The FW]
  • Beyonce apparently tells baby Blue Ivy everyday that she could be President someday. And she probably will be, let’s face it. [Your Tango] Keep reading »