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Beyoncé Is Naked! (Almost)

Beyonce's A Feminist
Beyonce calls herself a modern day feminist! Read More »
Beyonce Controversy
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Beyonce on the cover of Ms. causes controversy. Read More »
Jayonce Rules!
Jay-Z and Beyonce
32 photos of Bey and Jay being adorable. Read More »
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B, you can chop off all your hair, strip off all your clothes, and slather your self in a shimmery rust-like substance, and the world still can’t get enough. The latest issue of Flaunt features a 2011 photo shoot of Blue Ivy’s fierce mama, who proves yet again why we are all inferior to her. In the magazine’s interview, she discusses her strong gay following, her collaboration with Pepsi, and … her ideal picnic? Something tells me though, subscribers might be looking more than they are reading. [Daily Mail]

18 Things You Wish You Could Ask On A First Date (But Can’t Because They’re Probably Inappropriate)

First-Date Fears
Common first date fears you don't really need to worry about. Read More »
Guy Talk: First Date
There was a reason he never called you after that great first date. Read More »
First Date Confessions
We wish we never heard these. Read More »

It’s our first date and I literally don’t care about your college major, or how long you’ve been in the city. I don’t care if you only drink aged whiskey or how lame you thought new Superman movie was. Please stop talking about your favorite hockey team and how it’s such a small world  because we both know so-and-so. Please, please, please stop rambling about any information I’ve already stalked on your Facebook and Linkedin pages. Can’t we just skip all the bullshit small talk and have a real conversation. There’s some stuff I’m dying to know about you, but I’m not Nell. I wasn’t raised in an isolated cabin, so I know better. But  here’s what questions you could answer that would make this happy hour a lot more valuable (for me, at least): Keep reading »

Back In The Day: We Love Jean Skirts

DIY: Polka Dot Jeans
Get this trendy look for less! Read More »
Must Haves: Printed Jeans
Spring Must Haves: 10 Perfect Pairs Of Printed Jeans
The latest crop of printed jeans is all but standard. Read More »
Moisturizing Jeans?
They'll make your butt soft and smooth while you wear them. Weird? Read More »
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What: Jean Skirts

When We Wore Them: Early 2000s

Why We Hate Them: Literally no reason, their inflated prices were totally warranted.

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Awesomely Affordable: The 7 Best Cuff Earrings Under $20

Remember those minuscule stick-on earrings that you always confused with Candy Buttons? Well, ear cuffs are kind of the same idea, as in you can plop them on your hole-less ear and still look kind of badass.  These suckers are popping up all over the place, and for many there’s no piercing required. So if you’re still afraid of the Claire’s piercing gun, or just want to wander outside the lobe, try out these cuffing awesome ear accessories.

Awesomely Affordable 11 Super Summer Swing Dresses
Awesomely Affordable: Super Summery Swing Dresses For Under $100
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Air Mail Earrings
Show your love for letters with these adorable earrings! Read More »

Large Child Justin Bieber Wants To Have Children Soon

Justin Ditches Monkey
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Justin Bieber's team has relinquished his pet monkey to German officials. Read More »
Justin Bieber Sex Toy
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The "Just-In Beaver" has two "love holes" for your enjoyment. Read More »
Bieber's Freak Out
Justin Bieber flips out, threatens to beat up a photographer. Read More »
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Today In Terrible Ideas: Justin Bieber told Us Weekly that he would like to get married and start a family young. He looks to his grandparents as a model for his future relationship as they are still together and in love. Bieber said, “They love each other so much, after so many years! When I’m their age, I want to be as in love with my wife as my grandfather is with his.” This is all really romantic and sweet until you remember the German government confiscated his pet monkey because he wasn’t properly taking care of it. And that he’s constantly in trouble for pissing off his neighbors, like racing his Ferrari up and down the street. I hope he knows that smoking pot “constantly,” as the Biebs is rumored to do, isn’t good for his sperm count. Okay, I’ll stop now. But seriously, wait awhile, Biebs. [Us Weekly] [Photo: Getty]

Weight Gain And Bigger Boobs Are Birth Control Myths

BC A Human Right
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Access to contraception is a human right, the United Nations declared. Read More »
Free BC, Fewer Abortions
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Free birth control means fewer abortions, says study. Read More »
Permanent Birth Control
Your arguments against our permanent birth control are BS. Read More »

There goes my excuse for the Freshmen 15. Only three to four percent of women actually gain weight on the birth control pill, according to Dr. Anne Burke, associate professor of gynecology at Johns Hopkins. The pounds you think you pack on from the pill could actually be from those cafeteria fries, or the six shots of whipped cream vodka, or … puberty. As the blog Her Campus reports, “Many girls begin taking the Pill at a time in their lives when weight gain happens naturally — during adolescence and while in college. So, if you gain weight while on the Pill, it’s important to look at different factors that could be causing you to gain weight.” Another birth control myth? Bigger tits! According to Dr. Burke this side effect is also “very rare.” Instead, nausea, headaches, mood changes, bleeding in between periods, and breast tenderness are the wonderful side effects that you’re more likely to experience on the pill. Lucky us. [Her Campus] [Photo of big breasts via Shutterstock]

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