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7 Products To Salvage Your Sunburned Skin

While I’ve personally never found any remedy that can mollify the sting, maybe you’ll have better luck. Check out these seven soothing products we recommend slathering all over in case you get burned big time.

Sunburn Stages
11 stages of surprise sunburn
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The 11 Stages Of A Surprise Sunburn

Weird Sunburn Cure
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Playlist: Beach, Bitch!
Amelia's playlist will help your suntan stay longer. True fact. Read More »
11 stages of surprise sunburn

We are all too familiar with the abusive nature of the sun. It’s like that snake cane Jafar carries around with him that makes you do whatever he wants. It’s alluring and inviting one minute, and just when you think you’re safe and call it quits, you can’t bend your knees without cringing in pain for a week. The first step is admitting you have a problem. Think of this, along with a healthy does of sunscreen, as your support group.

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Back In The Day: We Love Bandannas

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What it is: The almighty bandanna.

When we wore it: Strong throughout the ’90s.

Why we hate it: The bandana made us all go through somewhat of an identity crisis. I mean, were we badass rappers like Tupac, or dirty rock stars like Axl Rose? And what were we to think when peppy pop stars like Christina started sporting them? Reveal your true identity, bandanna.

Why we love it: Because we COULD be Tupac or Axl Rose or Christina just by the fold of a square piece of fabric. And they were super cheap, and could even function as a shirt when we had no tits (thank you, youth).

Would we wear it now? Who says I’m not wearing one as I write this…

Awesomely Affordable: 10 Cool Crop Tops Under $50

If there’s one good thing that’s come out of the hipster movement, it’s the crop top. They have this effortlessly cool vibe about them, like somehow when we slip one on we’ll magically transform into Alexa Chung or Sienna Miller. But I’ll be the first to admit, crop tops are a tricky bunch. Unless you have abs of steel, don’t get those microscopic ones and pair them with low cut shorts. For everyone else, crops look great with high-waisted pants, shorts and skirts. And as long as there’s no midriff peeking out, you can virtually wear them to any and all occasions. So here’s to you hipsters, thanks for giving back.

Summer Clothes And Body Image
How summer clothes bring up my insecurities. Read More »

Nominated CIA Deputy Avril Haines Is Into Some Sexy Stuff

We Suggest Erotica!
What If It Hadn’t Been "Fifty Shades of Grey" But One Of These Erotic Novels Instead?
We've got lots of erotic novels to recommend. Read More »
50 Shades Of Grey
This erotica book is sweeping the nation. Read More »
From Politics To Porn
Diana Pang Peng Dan
Meet Diana Pang, the Chinese porn star who is now in politics. Read More »

When the only other “Avril” the world has known is a time-warped punk star, what else did you expect, Mr. President? Apparently, the newly nominated deputy director of the CIA, Avril Haines, used to host Erotica Night at her Baltimore bookstore back in the ’90s. Haines co-owned Adrian’s Book Café in Fells Point and helped develop the monthly erotic gatherings, where guests would read aloud their sensuous tales over dinner.

What were these nights like, you’re wondering? Well, according to a 1995 Baltimore Sun article… Keep reading »

Back In The Day: We Love Power Beads

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Who doesn’t love summoning up memories of those hideous, yet magnificent trends from our freckle-faced youth? Every week, we’ll muse over a fashion item that our former selves eagerly donned in order to sit with the cool kids at lunch. There’s nothing wrong with a little nostalgia every now and then, right? 

What it is: Power beads. the colored bracelets that determined who you were.

When we wore it: Late ‘90s Keep reading »

Her 10 Best Looks: Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift: love her or hate her (probably hate her), you have to admit her style has undergone a huge makeover lately. I don’t know about you, but whenever I saw pictures of Taylor, my mind instantly thought of a 1940s school girl or a Delia’s catalog. However, since her curls have suspiciously straightened and her bangs take up half her face, she’s turned up the sex appeal and has finally looked age- and decade-appropriate. We’ll sing (off-tune) to that.

China Says Bras Can Help You Cheat?

China's Bride Shortage
That's what happens when society devalues its women. Read More »
China's Forced B.C.
Chinese woman seeks asylum in the U.S. over forced birth control. Read More »
School Boys Plotted Rape
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Fifth grade boys plotted to rape, murder female classmate. Read More »
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Things I wish I knew in high school: my bra was a clandestine cheating machine. I wore those AAs every single day, but somehow its stealthy secrets eluded my wide-eyed naivety.

Alas, “education chiefs” (not sure exactly what those are) in northeast China have outsmarted adolescent girls yet again. They’re nipping our deceitful ways in the bud by banning high-tech, metal-bearing intimates from being worn during their competitive high school exams. Keep reading »

Would You Wear This Toilet Paper Wedding Dress?

Wedding Week 2013
Wedding season is here once again! Read More »
Etsy: Wedding Hair Accessories
Bridal Hair Accessories
12 gorgeous bridal hair pieces for $50 or less! Read More »
toilet paper wedding dress

Where did all the toilet paper go?

Cheap Chic Weddings announced Mimoza Haska as the winner of their ninth annual Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Contest on Thursday.

Congratulations to the southern hairdresser and stylist extraordinaire. The way you spun those 16 rolls of Charmin into a strapless, asymmetrical matrimonial gown is unlike anything we’ve ever seen. No, really.

Haska and the other two finalists were judged in New York City’s RK Bridal by Project Runway alum Kate Pankoke. Keep reading »

No More Bikinis For Miss World?

Bikini Baby
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Jessica Simpson's daughter is wearing a bikini. So what? Read More »
"Fat" Beauty Queen
Miss San Antonio lost her crown for eating tacos. Read More »
Bikini Body Truths
Bikini Body
Six "bikini body" truths to remember this summer. Read More »
Miss World competition

A collective groan from adolescent males can be heard ‘round the globe! The Miss World beauty pageant announced yesterday that there will be no bikinis worn in their 2013 pageant in Indonesia this September. Said the pageant organizer:

“It has been misunderstood by some people that Miss World is a beauty competition focusing on the physical attractiveness of a woman’s body … This is absolutely misleading. [It also focuses on] inner beauty, which includes intelligence, manners and achievement.” Keep reading »

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