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Cheating Website Releases Dumb “Study” On How Unfaithful Wives Like To Dress

So, apparently cheating doesn’t take up as much free time as we thought it would. While married women were busy scouting out the profile of this weekend’s lover on, 52,390…

Alyson Penn | June 28, 2013 - 2:30 pm

Introducing The Minimum Wage Dress

My wallet thanks you, The British shopping website has created the MWD (Minimum Wage Dress) for all of those whose salaries are scraping the bottom of the barrel. The…

Alyson Penn | June 24, 2013 - 9:20 am

Back In The Day: We Love Yin Yangs

What: Yin Yangs
When we wore it: mid to late ’90s
Why we hate them: We feel like it’s a little backwards to use the word “hate” for these stylish…

Alyson Penn | June 23, 2013 - 3:00 pm

Are Creepy Hackers Watching You Right This Second?

Stealing credit card information and social security numbers is so passé nowadays. The new fad of invading privacy online is to actually watch unsuspecting victims, or, I’m sorry, “slaves” as…

Alyson Penn | June 23, 2013 - 1:00 pm

You Can’t Say The Queen Wasn’t Warned…

Finally a story to bring out the giddy nerd lurking inside all of us. Not only does it contain UFOs and British monarchy, but add in some Death Eater-like locutions…

Alyson Penn | June 22, 2013 - 3:00 pm

Abercrombie & Fitch Pulls T-Shirt Making Fun Of Taylor Swift’s Love Life

Abercrombie & Fitch just launched an anti-bullying campaign but they’ve fucked up yet again by making T-shirt  with the slogan, “# more boyfriends than t.s.” — meaning Taylor Swift.

Alyson Penn | June 21, 2013 - 5:00 pm

RIP Society: Mom Poses As Daughter In Converse, Low-Rise Jeans For High School Exam

Moms these days.

In Paris, a 52 year-old mother-of-the-year named Caroline D. tried to help her 19 year-old daughter on the English portion of her high school baccalaureate…

Alyson Penn | June 21, 2013 - 3:30 pm

In Defense Of Robin Thicke’s Song “Blurred Lines”

Ever since my sister introduced the Robin Thick song “Blurred Lines” to me all of four days ago, I’ve been listening to it on repeat for embarrassingly long stretches of…

Alyson Penn | June 21, 2013 - 2:00 pm

New Beauty Trend? Men Wear Makeup, Too

Forget the drawer, clear out space in your makeup bag if your man is moving in. According to a recent survey of a thousand millennial-age men, guys have officially become…

Alyson Penn | June 21, 2013 - 10:40 am

Man Arrested For ‘Joking’ About Having Sex With Goats

I don’t know about you, but to me, nothing screams “hilarity” quite like bestiality.

In no-one-gets-the-joke news, Shuan Keith Orris was arrested for disorderly conduct and carrying a…

Alyson Penn | June 21, 2013 - 9:40 am

Dating Don’ts: 13 Types Of Texters To Be Wary Of

As if dating wasn’t hard enough – you throw in a portable, typed-word machine and suddenly it’s pandemonium. Tones, intentions, invitations all get jumbled in this lawless land of shorthand…

Alyson Penn | June 18, 2013 - 10:00 am

7 Products To Salvage Your Sunburned Skin

While I’ve personally never found any remedy that can mollify the sting, maybe you’ll have better luck. Check out these seven soothing products we recommend slathering all over in case…

Alyson Penn | June 17, 2013 - 11:00 am

The 11 Stages Of A Surprise Sunburn

We are all too familiar with the abusive nature of the sun. It’s like that snake cane Jafar carries around with him that makes you do whatever he wants. It’s…

Alyson Penn | June 17, 2013 - 10:00 am

Back In The Day: We Love Bandannas

What it is: The almighty bandanna.
When we wore it: Strong throughout the ’90s.
Why we hate it: The bandana made us all go through somewhat of an identity crisis.

Alyson Penn | June 16, 2013 - 2:00 pm

Awesomely Affordable: 10 Cool Crop Tops Under $50

If there’s one good thing that’s come out of the hipster movement, it’s the crop top. They have this effortlessly cool vibe about them, like somehow when we slip one on we’ll…

Alyson Penn | June 16, 2013 - 1:00 pm

Nominated CIA Deputy Avril Haines Is Into Some Sexy Stuff

When the only other “Avril” the world has known is a time-warped punk star, what else did you expect, Mr. President? Apparently, the newly nominated deputy director of the CIA,…

Alyson Penn | June 13, 2013 - 1:20 pm

Back In The Day: We Love Power Beads

Who doesn’t love summoning up memories of those hideous, yet magnificent trends from our freckle-faced youth? Every week, we’ll muse over a fashion item that our former selves eagerly donned

Alyson Penn | June 9, 2013 - 2:00 pm

Her 10 Best Looks: Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift: love her or hate her (probably hate her), you have to admit her style has undergone a huge makeover lately. I don’t know about you, but whenever I saw pictures…

Alyson Penn | June 9, 2013 - 11:00 am

China Says Bras Can Help You Cheat?

Things I wish I knew in high school: my bra was a clandestine cheating machine. I wore those AAs every single day, but somehow its stealthy secrets eluded my wide-eyed naivety.

Alyson Penn | June 9, 2013 - 10:00 am

Would You Wear This Toilet Paper Wedding Dress?

Where did all the toilet paper go?

Cheap Chic Weddings announced Mimoza Haska as the winner of their ninth annual Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Contest on Thursday.

Alyson Penn | June 7, 2013 - 5:30 pm