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17 Things You Might Forget To Pack For College

So you’ve bought the sheets, the desk lamp, the shoe racks, the posters that will fall off after two months, the hangers, the towels, the laptop and the notebooks. You pillaged the shit out of your local bedding supply co. and you’re feeling like a champ … or in a cloudy haze of coupons and shopping carts. Same thing. The problem is, there will alwayssss be something you forgot. And you definitely want to get that stuff while your parents’ credit card is just an arm’s length away. Here are some things you would have forgotten if it weren’t for me saving the day…

Schooled! Week
Schooled 2013
We've got you covered for college. Read More »
The Sexiest Colleges
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Albuquerque Has A New Mascot … And It’s Totally Meth

Meth Donuts
We'd still eat them. Read More »
Breaking Bad Cat
walter white cat
He's adorable, but he possibly cooks meth. Read More »
BB Script Stolen
... from Bryan Cranston's car. We're not gonna say we didn't do it. Read More »
breaking bad meth - albuquerque

Not that we blame them. “Breaking Bad” has totally transformed Albuquerque from that random city that’s spelled weird to the meth capital of the world. What else were the great capitalists of New Mexico supposed to do besides squeeze every last penny from their infamous, regionalized crystal? In honor of Walter White and Jesse Pinkman’s “Blue Sky” meth (99.1 percent pure, thankyouverymuch), the good businessmen of the Southwestern city have been selling donuts, bath salts, and candy all in the name of the fictional, highly addictive, and massively illegal drug.

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Chelsea Handler And Courteney Cox NOT Feuding Over Jennifer Aniston’s Bachelorette Party

Jen's Advice
Jennifer Aniston on therapy
What Aniston would tell her thirtysomething self. Read More »
Jen And Big Macs
Jennifer Aniston Ate A Big Mac Once And It Was Awful
Definitely don't mix. Read More »
SS: Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Aniston Looks Hot While Keeping Cool
She looks hot (while keeping cool) in a mini skirt. Read More »
courteney cox and chelsea handler - feud

Did anyone know they were? Apparently rumors were swirling that the former Monica Gellar and and the late-night queen of crass were feuding over Jen Aniston’s upcoming bachelorette party. Well, according to Ms. Handler, who had Jen on “Chelsea Lately” this week to promote her new movie, “We Are The Millers,” she and Courteney barely even know each other. Also, Jen’s totally not even having a bachelorette party. Sorry, gossip magazines — your story was shut down before anyone even knew about it. [The Huffington Post[Photos: Getty Images]

So, Are Facelifts A Complete Waste Of Money?

Plastic Surgery Shockers
celeb
The good, the bad, and the absolutely awful. Read More »
joan rivers - facelift

The results of the first-ever survey of attractiveness from cosmetic facial surgery are in and it’s not pretty. According to The Journal of the American Medical Association, face, brow, and eye-lift patients looked only three years younger with an insignificant increase in attractiveness. How does one measure something so objective, you ask? Isn’t beauty, like, in the eye of the beholder and everything? Apparently not. Or, rather, it’s in the eye of several beholders. Researchers showed 49 patients’ (from the same surgeon) before and after photos to 50 judgmental randos, who told the surveyors how hot and old they thought they looked. On a scale from 1-10 in attractiveness, patients were generally rated between 4 to 6. The completely ego-busting scores could have been due to the patients’ age range of 42 to 73. Said Nancy Etcoff, a psychologist at Harvard Medical School, “They’re looking at a face that looks older in some ways, and younger in some ways. It’s difficult for the raters, and confusing.” Something tells me though that this still won’t derail the millions of Americans who get plastic surgery every year. Hey, at least they didn’t look worse after their facelifts. Small victories, people. [NY Times] [Photo: Getty]

What’s Actually Happening When You’re Watching A Movie Sex Scene With Your Family — In GIFs!

Sexless Sex Scenes
The greatest sex scenes in films...without the sex. Read More »
"How To" Sex Vids
Bizarre "How To" Sex Videos I Randomly Found On YouTube
YouTube has some very strange instructional sex videos. Read More »
Mom Secrets (GIFs)
There are some things we'd rather die than tell our mothers... Read More »
awkward sex scenes in gifs

We’ve all been through it — what started off as an innocent movie night with the family becomes a wildly uncomfortable experience the minute a surprisingly racy sex scene fills the screen. Let’s relive all the awkwardness — in GIFs — after the jump…

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Justin Bieber Fan Throws Phone On Stage Because…?

Bieber's Freak Out
Justin Bieber flips out, threatens to beat up a photographer. Read More »
Justin Bieber's Waiver
Justin Bieber
Pals partying with Justin Bieber have to sign a waiver first. Read More »
Justin Bieber's Fan Throws Phone On Stage Because...
Gurl, That's Not An Aerie Bra!

As an anthropology major in college, I was exposed to a wide variation of human behavior and culture. But nothing, nothing could have prepared me to watch a two minute clip of a Justin Bieber concert. With raised eyebrows and pursed lips I desperately tried to understand this strange subculture of screeching tweens raising iPhones to record the singer clad in sagging leather pants, fingerless red gloves, and a shiny sleeveless hoodie. Keep reading »

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