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The “Perfect Woman” Doesn’t Smoke, Drink, Gossip Or Curse, According To Vanity Fair Poll

A new Vanity Fair/”60 Minutes” poll surveyed American adults about the qualities they look for in an ideal woman. And, by George, we’ve got one: she’s a “bold and experienced” “good…

Alyson Penn | July 29, 2013 - 4:30 pm

So, Uh, What Exactly Is A “Gay-by” Shower, Fergie?

This past weekend, the very pregnant Fergie Duhamel had her “gay-by” shower at the SLS Hotel in Beverly Hills. And, if you’re like us, you probably have no idea what…

Alyson Penn | July 29, 2013 - 1:20 pm

3 Reasons I’m Ready To Give Up On “Dexter”

Remember the good ol’ days of “Dexter”? When the 6′ 4″ Trinity Killer performed his closeted kill rituals and physically abused his family behind closed doors? Or the Ice Truck…

Alyson Penn | July 28, 2013 - 1:00 pm

Back In The Day: We Love Butterfly Clips

What: Butterfly clips

When we wore it: Late ’90s

Why we hate them: Because we never had enough, obviously.

Alyson Penn | July 28, 2013 - 11:00 am

Indian College Bans Female Students From Wearing Sleeveless Dresses

Oh, dress codes. Women have been banned from wearing sleeveless dresses at a school in Madhya Pradesh, India, because administrators say doing so isn’t dressing in a “decent manner.” In…

Alyson Penn | July 28, 2013 - 10:00 am

Shailene Woodley’s Sex Scene In “The Spectacular Now” Is Her Favorite Ever

Shailene Woodley thinks her new movie, “The Spectacular Now,” is really, really … real. Woodley told the ladies of “The View” that her favorite scene to film in the new…

Alyson Penn | July 27, 2013 - 5:00 pm

Her 10 Best Looks: Cate Blanchett

What’s not to love about Cate Blanchett?  The Australian star of “Blue Jasmine” is awesomely gorgeous, and she’s totally killed it in every role she’s played, including Katherine Hepburn and Bob Dylan.

Alyson Penn | July 27, 2013 - 1:00 pm

Taylor Swift Left A $500 Tip In Philly

Okay we get it! Taylor Swift is like, the nicest person ever. After enjoying an $800 meal with her tour crew (which she obviously paid for) in Philly, the pop…

Alyson Penn | July 25, 2013 - 2:30 pm

14 Friends Everyone Has On Facebook

If you’re like us, you’ve had a Facebook profile for years and have somehow accrued hundreds and hundreds of “friends.” Maybe you only see about 20 of them in real…

Alyson Penn | July 15, 2013 - 1:00 pm

An Open Letter To The New Movie “Adore” (Which Is Eerily Similar To That Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake Song “Mother Lover”)

Dear the movie “Adore,” starring Naomi Watts and Robin Wright,

Let me start by saying that I’m not here as another social media troll who just wants to…

Alyson Penn | July 13, 2013 - 12:00 pm

Amanda Seyfried Kept Her Clothes On For “Lovelace”

Before your dude friends drag you from your couch to see “Lovelace,” the new flick about  the star of the infamous porn film “Deep Throat,” you might want to share…

Alyson Penn | July 12, 2013 - 11:20 am

Beyoncé Is Naked! (Almost)

B, you can chop off all your hair, strip off all your clothes, and slather your self in a shimmery rust-like substance, and the world still can’t get enough. The…

Alyson Penn | July 11, 2013 - 7:00 pm

18 Things You Wish You Could Ask On A First Date (But Can’t Because They’re Probably Inappropriate)

It’s our first date and I literally don’t care about your college major, or how long you’ve been in the city. I don’t care if you only drink aged whiskey…

Alyson Penn | July 7, 2013 - 12:00 pm

Back In The Day: We Love Jean Skirts

What: Jean Skirts

When We Wore Them: Early 2000s

Why We Hate Them: Literally no reason, their inflated prices were totally warranted.

Alyson Penn | July 6, 2013 - 11:00 am

Awesomely Affordable: The 7 Best Cuff Earrings Under $20

Remember those minuscule stick-on earrings that you always confused with Candy Buttons? Well, ear cuffs are kind of the same idea, as in you can plop them on your hole-less ear and…

Alyson Penn | July 2, 2013 - 4:00 pm

Large Child Justin Bieber Wants To Have Children Soon

Today In Terrible Ideas: Justin Bieber told Us Weekly that he would like to get married and start a family young. He looks to his grandparents as a model for…

Alyson Penn | July 1, 2013 - 12:40 pm

Weight Gain And Bigger Boobs Are Birth Control Myths

There goes my excuse for the Freshmen 15. Only three to four percent of women actually gain weight on the birth control pill, according to Dr. Anne Burke, associate professor…

Alyson Penn | July 1, 2013 - 9:40 am

Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Beer, ‘Nuff Said

This may be a big week for ga -rights activists, America, and, like, history. But it’s also a big week for all us chocolate peanut butter lovers out there. That’s right,…

Alyson Penn | June 30, 2013 - 4:00 pm

The 10 Funniest Female Duos Of All Time

“The Heat,” a foul-mouthed, gun-toting, slapstick-silly film opened in theaters this weekend — and it stars two female leads. Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy, two of Hollywood’s raddest women, play an…

Alyson Penn | June 29, 2013 - 12:00 pm

Woman Grabs Man’s Crotch Before Duo Robs Him

Apparently, a crotch grab is the real way to a man’s heart — or to his nonexistent wallet. Two women in Seattle made a really, really poor robbery attempt after…

Alyson Penn | June 29, 2013 - 9:00 am