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My Friends Deserve Better Than Fat Talk

My Friends Deserve Better Than Fat Talk

If you’ve read Tiny Beautiful Things, the collection of responses by The Rumpus’ self-help columnist “Sugar,” aka Wild author Cheryl Strayed, you’ll probably recognize this quote:

“Stop worrying about whether you’re fat. You’re not fat. Or rather, you’re sometimes a little bit fat, but who gives a shit? There is nothing more boring and fruitless than a woman lamenting the fact that her stomach is round.”

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Her 10 Best Looks: Amanda Seyfried

Now that Amanda Seyfried has made her porn (well, kinda) debut in “Lovelace,” we realize we’ve been neglectful in reviewing this blonde’s most stylin’ moments. And believe us, she has come a looong way from her days of “people just forget about her because she’s such a slut” Karen from “Mean Girls.” Okay, so that probably wasn’t the best analogy. But people, we mean her style. She’s seemed to evolve from the safe girl-next-door to fierce risk taker … and we like it.

Trailer for "Lovelace"
amanda seyfried as linda lovelace
Watch the trailer for "Lovelace" about the "Deep Throat" porn actress. Read More »
Amanda Plays Lovelace
Mark Wahlberg as Dirk Diggler
Plus, other actors who have played porn stars. Read More »
Amanda Kept Her Clothes On
Amanda Seyfried - Lovelace
To play "Lovelace." You go girl. Read More »

Guy Thinks It’s Hilarious To Bathe Himself In Pepsi

Umm
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Different Strokes For Different Folks

We’re not really sure what prompted this normal-looking dude, Nate, to take a bath in 312 cans of Pepsi, but by all means, man, do what you gotta do. (Methinks it might be a Pepsi Max commercial disguised as a viral video.) I personally like to cleanse in soap and water and drink soda, but who am I to judge? We’ll, uhh, watch from here. [Laughing Squid]

Diet Soda & Depression
Researchers believe there's a link. Read More »
Dr. Pepper's "Manly" Soda
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Dr. Pepper Ten says it's "not for women." Read More »
Gross Bathroom Behavior
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We don't want to admit it, but we do these gross things in the bathroom. Read More »

Customers Tattle On Pirated Porn Over Poor Quality

Sydney's Porn
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Well, here's Syndey Leather's porn. Read More »
Porn Crackdown
Internet Porn Keyboard
It's automatically banned unless you opt out. Read More »
Better Porn Watching
7 Steps For A Better Porn-Watching Experience
Amelia shares helpful hints for a better porn watching experience. Read More »
porn dvd fraud

Pirates, pirates, pirates. We need to have a little chat. Don’t make shitty quality copies unless you want your customers to go crying to the police about not getting what they paid for, undermining your whole business. Which is exactly what a few porn fans did in Hull, England. Fred Thompson (not that one) and other shoddy thieves were convicted of pirating the salacious DVDs under the name Fantasy Dome and counterfeiting bank notes. Customers who bought the DVDs claimed that they weren’t as long or as high-quality as advertised, leading the po-po to discover that the material in question had been stolen. Lesson learned. Low visual quality sucks, especially when you’re trying to get your rocks off.  If you’re going to steal and distribute porn, an art that people are very passionate about, at least take pride in your craftsmanship. [Metro UK]

25 Reasons College Is Not At All Like Real Life

Deep College Thoughts
Stuff We Thought Was Deep In College
The things were, like, so deep in college. Read More »
Schooled! Week
Schooled 2013
We've got you covered for college. Read More »
Hippie Colleges
14 signs you attended a hippie college. Read More »
25 Reasons College Is Not At All Like Real Life

Ah, college. I remember the first day like it happened yesterday. The smell of new paint covering beer-stained dorm room walls. The RAs’ stale greetings in matching neon shirts and Sharpie’d name tags. Awkward, passing smiles from strange hallmates trailed by nervous parents. Hellish name games and forced social bonding. Little did I know that I was about to embark on four of the best and life-changing years of my life … none of which would prepare me for the real world. Like, at all. Don’t get me wrong, I got an amazing education and grew as a human and all that shit, but being in college is like being ensconced under some cushioned, wonderland bubble, where nothing you do affects the real world (except maybe flunking out) and your real goal is just … to be. Here are some of the good (and bad) things that only happen in those four freak years:

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Man Makes Dumpster Into Home, And We’re Not Hating It

Astro 101: Home Life!
Astrology relationships
What's your sign's ideal living situation? Read More »
Who Does Housework?
Who does the work in your house? Read More »
The World's Thinnest House
It will probably freak you out. Read More »
man living in dumpster - vacation home

Gregory Kloehn, a California designer and proud dumpster dweller, is livin’ the dream, my friends. Not only is this oversized trash receptacle his Brooklyn vacation home, but as it sits atop wheels, he can totally move it outside of the NYC borough. You know, like a little portable bachelor pad. Vegas, here he comes! He converted the $2,000 dumpster into a cozy portable home, complete with a kitchen, toilet (?), bed, retractable roof, and water tank. And truly, what else does one need? He described his epiphany on the HGTV show “You Live In What?” with this explanation: ”It just hit me. I thought, Hey, this is the perfect shape for a home.” How do the ladies resist? Kloehn: 1. The rest of us: 0.  [Daily MailMetro UK] [Image courtesy of Metro UK]

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