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Her 10 Best Looks: Amanda Seyfried

Now that Amanda Seyfried has made her porn (well, kinda) debut in “Lovelace,” we realize we’ve been neglectful in reviewing this blonde’s most stylin’ moments. And believe us, she has come a looong way from her days of “people just forget about her because she’s such a slut” Karen from “Mean Girls.” Okay, so that probably wasn’t the best analogy. But people, we mean her style. She’s seemed to evolve from the safe girl-next-door to fierce risk taker … and we like it.

Trailer for "Lovelace"
amanda seyfried as linda lovelace
Watch the trailer for "Lovelace" about the "Deep Throat" porn actress. Read More »
Amanda Plays Lovelace
Mark Wahlberg as Dirk Diggler
Plus, other actors who have played porn stars. Read More »
Amanda Kept Her Clothes On
Amanda Seyfried - Lovelace
To play "Lovelace." You go girl. Read More »

Guy Thinks It’s Hilarious To Bathe Himself In Pepsi

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Different Strokes For Different Folks

We’re not really sure what prompted this normal-looking dude, Nate, to take a bath in 312 cans of Pepsi, but by all means, man, do what you gotta do. (Methinks it might be a Pepsi Max commercial disguised as a viral video.) I personally like to cleanse in soap and water and drink soda, but who am I to judge? We’ll, uhh, watch from here. [Laughing Squid]

Diet Soda & Depression
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Dr. Pepper's "Manly" Soda
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Gross Bathroom Behavior
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We don't want to admit it, but we do these gross things in the bathroom. Read More »

Customers Tattle On Pirated Porn Over Poor Quality

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Well, here's Syndey Leather's porn. Read More »
Porn Crackdown
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It's automatically banned unless you opt out. Read More »
Better Porn Watching
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Amelia shares helpful hints for a better porn watching experience. Read More »
porn dvd fraud

Pirates, pirates, pirates. We need to have a little chat. Don’t make shitty quality copies unless you want your customers to go crying to the police about not getting what they paid for, undermining your whole business. Which is exactly what a few porn fans did in Hull, England. Fred Thompson (not that one) and other shoddy thieves were convicted of pirating the salacious DVDs under the name Fantasy Dome and counterfeiting bank notes. Customers who bought the DVDs claimed that they weren’t as long or as high-quality as advertised, leading the po-po to discover that the material in question had been stolen. Lesson learned. Low visual quality sucks, especially when you’re trying to get your rocks off.  If you’re going to steal and distribute porn, an art that people are very passionate about, at least take pride in your craftsmanship. [Metro UK]

25 Reasons College Is Not At All Like Real Life

Deep College Thoughts
Stuff We Thought Was Deep In College
The things were, like, so deep in college. Read More »
Schooled! Week
Schooled 2013
We've got you covered for college. Read More »
Hippie Colleges
14 signs you attended a hippie college. Read More »
25 Reasons College Is Not At All Like Real Life

Ah, college. I remember the first day like it happened yesterday. The smell of new paint covering beer-stained dorm room walls. The RAs’ stale greetings in matching neon shirts and Sharpie’d name tags. Awkward, passing smiles from strange hallmates trailed by nervous parents. Hellish name games and forced social bonding. Little did I know that I was about to embark on four of the best and life-changing years of my life … none of which would prepare me for the real world. Like, at all. Don’t get me wrong, I got an amazing education and grew as a human and all that shit, but being in college is like being ensconced under some cushioned, wonderland bubble, where nothing you do affects the real world (except maybe flunking out) and your real goal is just … to be. Here are some of the good (and bad) things that only happen in those four freak years:

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Man Makes Dumpster Into Home, And We’re Not Hating It

Astro 101: Home Life!
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What's your sign's ideal living situation? Read More »
Who Does Housework?
Who does the work in your house? Read More »
The World's Thinnest House
It will probably freak you out. Read More »
man living in dumpster - vacation home

Gregory Kloehn, a California designer and proud dumpster dweller, is livin’ the dream, my friends. Not only is this oversized trash receptacle his Brooklyn vacation home, but as it sits atop wheels, he can totally move it outside of the NYC borough. You know, like a little portable bachelor pad. Vegas, here he comes! He converted the $2,000 dumpster into a cozy portable home, complete with a kitchen, toilet (?), bed, retractable roof, and water tank. And truly, what else does one need? He described his epiphany on the HGTV show “You Live In What?” with this explanation: ”It just hit me. I thought, Hey, this is the perfect shape for a home.” How do the ladies resist? Kloehn: 1. The rest of us: 0.  [Daily MailMetro UK] [Image courtesy of Metro UK]

Olivia Wilde Is Psyched To Turn 30

30 Before 30
30 things we wish we had done before age 30. Read More »
SS: Olivia Wilde
Who knew yellow and red could look so chic together? Read More »

“Sure, it’ll be tougher to convince an audience I’m the ‘feisty young coed,’ cramming for my biochem final and wondering if Zac Efron’s character likes my new crushed-velvet headband, but I was never crazy about those roles anyway. People assume actresses are afraid to get older; the truth is the roles get a whole lot more compelling once you’re too old to play dumb. So I’m welcoming this development with open arms.”

Olivia Wilde on why she’s embracing her impending 30-year-old self in Hollywood. The “Drinking Buddies” star goes on to list the do’s and don’ts for other women hitting their big three-oh, such as “DO enjoy your sexual prime” and “DON’T cut your face.” Although, after googling Ms. Wilde’s birthday, she actually turns 30 in March of 2014 … so like, in seven months. A little premature if you ask me, but nonetheless, you should read the rest of the 29-year-old’s advice! [Glamour]

Bold Move! UConn Bans Student-Teacher Relationships

Guys To Date In College
Dating Don'ts: Guys You'll Wish You Had Gone Out With In College
You might pass up these dudes. Don't. Read More »
Sex Abuse At College
A woman responds to her son being accused of sexual assault. Read More »
The Sexiest Colleges
Playboy says the best colleges to get laid are... Read More »
uconn faculty student relationship ban

The University of Connecticut officially banned any romantic relationships between students and faculty Wednesday under their “Policy Against Discrimination, Harassment and Inappropriate Romantic Relationships.” While undergrad relationships with faculty are completely banned, graduate student romances are forbidden only when a faculty member is in a position of power over the student.

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Bet You Can’t Do This: Intern Recites Mean Girls In 30 Minutes

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"She is a fuuugly slut!"

Well this makes me feel inadequate. Christopher Rosa, Next Movie‘s intern, literally recited the whole Mean Girls movie in less than 30 minutes. And I know this because I played it in the background as I was writing this post. I mean, I could only understand Rosa’s performance about 50 percent of the time, when he’s actually acting it out. And the other 50 percent of the time? Kind of a mix of half words and gibberish. Whatever. Still so fetch. [Crushable]

Mad Men Meets Mean Girls
Scenes from "Mad Men" with lines from "Mean Girls." Read More »
Mean Girls The Musical?
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Tina Fey says Paramount is interested in a musical version of "Mean Girls." Read More »
"Mean Girls" Video
Watch this private video from the "Mean Girls" cast. Read More »

Study: Anorexia Is Similar To Autism

My Eating Disorder
Katie struggled for an eating disorder in high school and college. Read More »
Dating Man With Autism
Dating a man with autism taught me to be myself. Read More »
Exploiting Anorexia
Tracey Gold photo
Will a new reality TV show exploit women with eating disorders? Read More »
Karl On Anorexia
He thinks the fashion industry has nothing to do with it. Read More »
anorexia and autism

A new study suggests that girls suffering from anorexia display similar personality traits to those with autism, such as lack of empathy, high focus on detail, and rigid behavior. In some instances, girls with anorexia scored five times higher in autistic qualities than non-anorexic girls on the Autism Spectrum Quotient. Keep reading »

Ex-Victoria Secret’s Angel Kylie Bisutti’s God-Inspired Clothing Line Is Out And…

Christian VS Model Quits
Christian model Kylie Bisutti has quit Victoria's Secret. Read More »
Victoria's Shady Secret
Is the brand using cotton sourced by child labor? Read More »
Pray Tell
All the Frisky's columns about women and religion. Read More »
kylie bisutti god inspired clothing

It’s terrible. We were so pulling for Kylie Bisutti, the former winged-underwear model. After all, Victoria’s Secret models are usually only known for doing one of two things: losing all their baby weight in two weeks or dating Adam Levine. Bisutti, on the (wayyy) other hand, left the coveted model position last year because it was clashing with her Christian values. She moved with her husband to Montana where she wrote her memoir, I’m No Angel: From Victoria’s Secret Model To Role Model, and began her new clothing line, God inspired fashion. (Yes, the “i” and the “f” are not capitalized, for some reason.) Keep reading »

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