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A Note About Being A Female Blogger — And The Sexual Harassment That Comes With It

Street Harassment
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Almie: Hipstar vs. Pornstar
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This is not directed at any one person. This is something I feel I have to say on behalf of myself and possibly many other female bloggers out there.

It makes my freaking day when people email me or comment or come up to me in public and tell me that they like my blog or my videos or my writing for The Frisky. To know that there is someone else out there, across the vast and uncertain hollow space of Internet, to know that someone is reading, someone is taking the time out of their day to process words that I wrote or watch a video I made, means a lot to me.

As women bloggers though, we’re faced with certain issues that men aren’t. Keep reading »

How To Be Really Good At Being Really Depressed

Almie: Hipstar vs. Pornstar
How to totally transform your look. Read More »
Almie: Wanking tips
How to wank with someone else in the room! Read More »
Ask Almie: Love Letter
How not to write one, based on a letter Almie once wrote. Read More »
"Step one: stop showering."

Almie Rose knows a thing or two about a thing or two. In this installment, Almie dissects the finer points of how to deal when you’re depressed. Or, maybe, how not to deal. In any case, it’s always a good idea to make videos with your pets.

Oh Deer God: Antlers As A Bridal Accessory

Wedding Porn Burnout
Andrea is sick of looking at other people's dream wedding ideas. Read More »
Pinterest Wedding
Pinterest wedding
Planning a wedding with Pinterest? Total nightmare! Read More »

There have been some pretty “quirky” wedding trends recently. There’s the trend of making wedding photos look purposefully washed out, as though they were taken with a 1970′s toy camera. There’s the trend of using mason jars as wine glasses, candle holders or table centerpieces– really, anything that you can put something in will be put in a mason jar. The was even a “500 Days Of Summer“-themed wedding.

Some wedding fashion trends we’ve seen on our beloved Pinterest are Converse sneakers for the groom and groomsmen (sometimes brides and bridesmaids), less ornate wedding gowns (moving more towards wedding dresses), and flowered hair accessories.

Or, for only $325, you can put antlers on your head. Keep reading »

Almie Rose Explains: How To Wank With Someone Else In The Room

Ask Almie: Love Letter
How not to write one, based on a letter Almie once wrote. Read More »
Ask Almie: Mitt Romney
Almie shows us how to use Mitt Romney to get guys. Read More »
Ask Almie: Older Men
Almie shows us how to make time with an older guy. Read More »
"Do it under their bed."

Life. So many unanswered questions. Thank God Almie Rose is here to guide us through our most intimate quandaries. In this webisode, Almie helps us figure out how to masturbate when someone else — your roommate, your study buddy, or unwanted house guest — is in the room. Because you shouldn’t be deprived of yourself, just because someone else happens to be there…

16 Tips To Make Your Life Not Suck

Ask Almie: Love Letter
How not to write one, based on a letter Almie once wrote. Read More »
Advice I'd Give
Tons of wisdom I'd give you if we were friends. Read More »
Ask Almie: Older Men
Almie shows us how to make time with an older guy. Read More »

Ladies, I’ve got some life tips. Cheat codes, even. I don’t know much about life, but what I’ve learned is that blah blah blah “Wonder Years” episode whatever. Let’s just get to it. Here’s what I have to offer… Keep reading »

Frisky Q&A: New Band My Dick Replaces Popular Song Lyrics With “My Dick”

Move over, Beatles, because I think I found my new favorite band. Their name is My Dick. Their album? My Dick’s Double Full-Length Release: 23 spot-on covers of some of the greatest hits of the ‘70s–‘90s, with one twist: key words in the lyrics are replaced with “dick.” I spoke to the two artists behind this opus. Read on.
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