How To Celebrate Your Stupid Birthday
Do you have a birthday coming up? Good! Because our fearless correspondent Almie Rose will show you the proper way to celebrate. Hint: It involves concealer and wine.
The Drunk Girl’s Battle Cry: I Made Bad Choices Last Night
As of late, I feel as though my friends and I are in a Doors song, specifically "Riders On The Storm." We are making the poor decision to ride into a the perfect storm of broken hearts and alcohol, combined with the fact that we're in our mid- to late-twenties and freaking out about it.
How (Not) To Write A Love Letter
Who writes love letters these days? Me, that crazy kid Almie Rose, that's who. In this helpful video, I show you the ins and outs of writing a proper love letter. Hint: Don't mention your dying cat.
How To Lose Friends And Alienate People
Do you find that you have just too much support? That people like you too much? That you're just up to your eyelashes in friendships? Me too, comrade! Here's how to destroy all of that. It's really important to pick fights with your friends. If there's something that isn't a big deal, it's your jo…
Almie Rose Presents Mitt Romney-Inspired Pick-Up Lines
I think Mitt Romney is my favorite reality show of all time. He just keeps the gaffes coming. The joy (and horror) in Romney's campaign relies on his bizarre verbal blunders, and thanks to his campaign's Twitter, the gold keeps coming. Check out this video where I turn some of Romney's classic lines from hi…
I’m Sorry, What? What’s Going On With Men And Photoshop?
It's not big news that ads are photoshopped. But every once in a while I see something that's so completely ridiculous that I have to wonder if the people involved are for real. You have to understand, from far away, I had no idea who the hell those guys were supposed to be, and it'…
Frisky Original Video: Almie Rose On How To Land An Older Man
You've always wondered what it might be like to get with that older, distinguished dude in your office, right? You're all, "What was life like before the Internet?" And he's all, "Shut up and help me boot up my computer." You're so clearly meant for each other, if only he could see it! Our friend…