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Love Your Boobs, Everybody Else Does

Ladies (and gentlemen), let’s talk about boobs.

Specifically, let’s talk about boob acceptance. Yes, I said it: boob acceptance. Because so many companies want us to feel bad about

Almie Rose | May 22, 2014 - 2:00 pm

Into The Archives: 1957’s The Scientific & Easy Way To Gain Weight Is The Weirdest Diet Book Of All Time

My mom gave me treasure: a small pile of small paperback books produced by someone named Jose Bonomo who may or may not be a real person, from the 1950s-1960’s…

Almie Rose | November 18, 2013 - 2:00 pm

Almie Rose Does Every Episode Of “Scandal” In Two Minutes

Never seen an episode of ABC’s “Scandal,” starring the divine Kerry Washington? No worries, Almie Rose has got you covered. Above, Almie sums up basically every episode of the show…

Almie Rose | November 12, 2013 - 11:20 am

Almie Rose Tries Out Dating Apps (So You Don’t Have To)

The things I do for the Internet. There are so many dating (and, uh “dating”) apps out there now, and as someone who writes about dating (and, uh “dating”) I…

Almie Rose | September 3, 2013 - 10:00 am

Almie Rose On Hooking Up In College

You’re in college. You don’t want to waste any time on loser dudes. Especially loser dudes who don’t appreciate the acting talent and sheer dynamism of Nicolas Cage. Here, Almie…

Almie Rose | August 8, 2013 - 11:00 am

Girl Talk: On Lying About Having A Boyfriend

Two days ago, I lied about having a boyfriend. I don’t do this, ever. This is one of those things I do not like to do. I do not want…

Almie Rose | July 11, 2013 - 12:00 pm

My Top 3 Favorite Female Essayists

Good non-fiction is hard to find. After about 3 years of working on turning my blog into a book, I amazingly and bafflingly have an e-book coming out (I Forgot To Be Famous) of…

Almie Rose | July 1, 2013 - 3:00 pm

I Guess We’re Friends?

On TV, there’s always a group of friends who spontaneously meet up, or someone will call Tyler, and they’ll say, “Tyler, meet me at [whatever bar or coffee shop here]”…

Almie Rose | April 10, 2013 - 11:00 am

How To Be A Creep On The Internet

Reddit is known as “the front page of the Internet.” It’s where millions of people go to discuss everything. Think of it as a web of endless message boards, each…

Almie Rose | April 4, 2013 - 11:00 am

9 Ways To Have The Most Whimsical Tumblr/Pinterest Wedding Ever!

Tumblr and Pinterest have given us so many wedding inspirations. If whimsy is your thing, I’ve got some tips for you. They may be old hat by now, but if…

Almie Rose | March 15, 2013 - 10:00 am

Why You Should Think Twice Before Posting That Instagram Photo

I’ve decided to stop using Instagram. It only just occurred to me that maybe I don’t want people to see where I am and who I’m with at that exact moment. There…

Almie Rose | March 4, 2013 - 9:20 am

Would You Make Your Wedding Guests Instagram Your Wedding?

Instagram is taking over weddings and I’m not sure how I feel about it. I was gleefully pinning my way through Pinterest, looking for things to add to my “WEDDING…

Almie Rose | February 26, 2013 - 10:20 am

A Note About Being A Female Blogger — And The Sexual Harassment That Comes With It

This is not directed at any one person. This is something I feel I have to say on behalf of myself and possibly many other female bloggers out there.

Almie Rose | February 19, 2013 - 11:00 am

How To Be Really Good At Being Really Depressed

Almie Rose knows a thing or two about a thing or two. In this installment, Almie dissects the finer points of how to deal when you’re depressed. Or, maybe, how…

Almie Rose | February 15, 2013 - 2:00 pm

Oh Deer God: Antlers As A Bridal Accessory

There have been some pretty “quirky” wedding trends recently. There’s the trend of making wedding photos look purposefully washed out, as though they were taken with a 1970’s toy camera.

Almie Rose | February 5, 2013 - 9:20 am

Almie Rose Explains: How To Wank With Someone Else In The Room

Life. So many unanswered questions. Thank God Almie Rose is here to guide us through our most intimate quandaries. In this webisode, Almie helps us figure out how to masturbate

Almie Rose | January 25, 2013 - 10:00 am

16 Tips To Make Your Life Not Suck

Ladies, I’ve got some life tips. Cheat codes, even. I don’t know much about life, but what I’ve learned is that blah blah blah “Wonder Years” episode whatever. Let’s just…

Almie Rose | January 23, 2013 - 11:00 am

Frisky Q&A: New Band My Dick Replaces Popular Song Lyrics With “My Dick”

Move over, Beatles, because I think I found my new favorite band. Their name is My Dick. Their album? My Dick’s Double Full-Length Release: 23 spot-on covers of some of…

Almie Rose | January 1, 2013 - 2:00 pm

Ask Almie: How To Go From Hipstar To Pornstar

Almie Rose is a versatile young lady. Want proof? Check out her informative transformation from regular ol’ Silverlake hipstar girl, replete with glasses and sweater, to lip glossed porn star.

Almie Rose | December 13, 2012 - 11:00 am

Frisky Q&A: Amy Ephron Is My Mentor, And She Really Likes Cee-Lo Green’s Watch

I love when great opportunities just boink me in the head. One day my friend Liz asked me if I was looking for work. She was assisting a lovely writer but got…

Almie Rose | December 2, 2012 - 12:00 pm