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The Blogosphere Privacy Bill of Rights

I am always a bit wary of writing about my personal life on the blogosphere. That being said, this is The Frisky and we are all about honesty and openness.

Ali Jawin | June 17, 2009 - 3:40 pm

Angelina Jolie And Hillary Clinton Work Together To Solve…

Angelina Jolie and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton are making a joint appearance on Anderson Cooper 360 tomorrow night. The two women are apparently in cahoots on some undoubtedly serious…

Ali Jawin | June 17, 2009 - 1:40 pm

Take A Nap On The “Girlfriend’s Lap” Pillow

This ain’t your average throw pillow, ladies. Despite what the “Girlfriend’s Lap” pillow looks like, the makers swear there is nothing dirty about this lap pillow. If you are questioning…

Ali Jawin | June 17, 2009 - 11:45 am

Obama’s Got His Own Dildo

There are certain places I expect the President of the U.S. to pop up: CNN, The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, etc. Since President Obama is unusually stylish,…

Ali Jawin | June 17, 2009 - 11:15 am

Sperm and Fallopian Tube Jewelry

At first look, these metallic earrings are rather cute. Not my style necessarily, but statement jewelry is in and there is nothing particularly off about them. At second look, I…

Ali Jawin | June 16, 2009 - 1:30 pm

Czech Nurses Score Bigger Boobs

The global financial crises has forced every industry to get a little creative. Rather than go with the stodgy “buy one get one free” approach of many struggling industries, the…

Ali Jawin | June 15, 2009 - 4:15 pm

Enema Bag Jewelry

Whoa! Weird alarm bells are screeching in my head. Enema bag jewelry, oh yes, it exists. Luckily for our health, safety and noses, these pins and earrings are only inspired

Ali Jawin | June 15, 2009 - 10:00 am

Bust Up Gum Boosts The Size Of Your Boobies

A-cups, rejoice! Pop a piece of…

Ali Jawin | June 14, 2009 - 2:00 pm

Fundies: Underwear For Two

I am a big fan of “alone time” and “space,” which is one of the many reasons I will not be buying a pair of Fundies underwear anytime soon. Some…

Ali Jawin | June 14, 2009 - 12:00 pm

Last Nights Episode Of “The Fashion Show” Had Nothing To Do With Fashion

“The Fashion Show” is supposedly about “real fashion, for real women.” I never bought the whole “real women” shtick and remained even more unconvinced after last week’s episode when all…

Ali Jawin | June 12, 2009 - 7:00 pm

What Do You Do If Your Boyfriend Becomes A Smoker?

My boyfriend just came back from a semester abroad in Paris — and he came back a smoker. I am not a smoker. Never have been, never will be. I…

Ali Jawin | June 12, 2009 - 6:30 pm

Fight Farts With Anti-Flatulence Underwear

I was trying really hard not to mock the daylights out of Under-Ease, the anti-flatulence underwear from the peeps at Under-Tec, but I failed. You gotta admit, the name does…

Ali Jawin | June 12, 2009 - 10:45 am

Chic Taxidermy? Squirrel Feet Earrings

I thought Luna Lovegood in Harry Potter had cornered the market on “random things to decorate your ears with” when she donned those radish earrings. Nope, not even close. Check…

Ali Jawin | June 12, 2009 - 9:45 am

Since “The Fashion Show” Sucks, Play The “Project Runway Game” Instead

I can’t possibly force myself to sit through another episode of “The Fashion Show.” I cannot take another hour of Kelly Rowland contorting her face into bizarre sneers. If I…

Ali Jawin | June 11, 2009 - 6:00 pm

Contact Lenses Gives You Anime Eyes

Boyfriend into Japanese cartoons? Then he’ll love you in these extra-wide contact lenses from GEO Lens. The lenses sounded innocuous enough at first, but after two seconds of moderate internet…

Ali Jawin | June 11, 2009 - 4:45 pm

Miracle Birth Control Gum

If you thought the blond Orbitz girl cornered the market on bizarre gum marketing, you clearly have not stumbled across the wonderful absurdity that is Miracle Birth Control Gum. I…

Ali Jawin | June 10, 2009 - 6:45 pm

Quick Pic: Robert Pattinson Was A Cutie Even As A Toddler

Robert Pattinson has been adorable his whole life. Have you seen a cuter toddler? Apparently some hotties never have to go through an ugly duckling phase.

Ali Jawin | June 10, 2009 - 6:15 pm

What To Wear To The Five Most Random Fashion Weeks Around The World

Move over New York, Paris and Milan, you no longer have the monopoly on Fashion Week. The three fashion capitols of the world are no longer the only cities drawing…

Ali Jawin | June 10, 2009 - 6:00 pm

The Japanese Face Slimmer Leaves Us Speechless, Literally

If you want a thinner face or you are into Darth Vader chic, then I have the product for you. After mulling over the absurdity that is the Japanese Face

Ali Jawin | June 10, 2009 - 10:30 am