A Teeenager Had His Parasitic Twin Surgically Removed, And I Think We All Know Who’s The Mary-Kate Here

Bronwyn Isaac | May 30, 2016 - 4:22 pm

Whatever is going on in your life, it is highly unlikely to rival the gross reality of the teenager who had his twin’s fetus removed from his stomach earlier this week. More »

Who Is Kylie Jenner’s New Boyfriend? PartyNextDoor Is His Name, Because I Guess That’s A Name

Bronwyn Isaac | May 30, 2016 - 3:11 pm

One of the many questions floating in the current ether of pop culture gossip is who is Kylie Jenner’s new boyfriend, and why exactly does he seem so good for her? According to reports a little over a week ago, the 18-year-old member of Kardashian pop-royalty just started dating a 22-year-old rapper known as PartyNextDoor (just… More »

McDonald’s CEO Stomped On The Biggest Myth About Having A Higher Minimum Wage

Kylie Cheung | May 30, 2016 - 2:05 pm

According to McDonald’s CEO, raising wages for fast food workers isn’t going to lead to the robot apocalypse. More »

You Know Nothing, Jon Snow: Kit Harington Claims Men Face Sexism In Hollywood Too

Kelly Kanayama | May 30, 2016 - 1:14 pm

Being a celebrity means people will be invasive and want to tear open your insides… That’s all valid and fair and not exclusively a thing that famous women have to deal with. It’s just…not sexism. More »

Liam Hemsworth Confirms Engagement To Miley Cyrus (Kinda, Basically, Whatever)

Kylie Cheung | May 30, 2016 - 12:15 pm

People will figure it out. They already have.” (Emphasis mine because you know what that means.) More »

Donald Trump Says There’s No Drought In California & He’s “All For” Environmentalism

Karen Fratti | May 30, 2016 - 11:31 am

You have a water problem that is so insane,” he said, speaking for drunk girls at parties everywhere.  More »

Why Vanessa Paradis & Lily-Rose Depp’s Support For Johnny Depp Is A Huge Problem

Kylie Cheung | May 30, 2016 - 11:03 am

When I say “this public support is a problem,” I don’t mean that it’s inherently problematic that Depp’s loved ones have his back. What’s a problem is the part where their “support” implies that Heard is lying — and the real problem is when people start to believe that. More »

These Women Stopped A Rape From Happening, And The Story Is Seriously Terrifying

Kylie Cheung | May 30, 2016 - 10:15 am

Three women just prevented an attempted date rape, and it happens more than you think. More »

Here’s Prince William Doing Yoga In White Jeans, Which Is The New Official Sign That Summer’s Here

Karen Fratti | May 30, 2016 - 9:45 am

Here’s a little secret about yoga: someone is always watching. More »

Ugh: Gorilla Shot And Killed At Cincinnati Zoo After 4-Year-Old Kid Gets Into Enclosure

Karen Fratti | May 30, 2016 - 9:00 am

And yes, we can all be pissed at the parents. I’m sure they’re pissed at themselves. But like, 4-year-olds are wily fuckers. More »

Gucci Mane Is Out Of Prison, Just Released A New Song, And The World Is A Beautiful Place Again

Bronwyn Isaac | May 28, 2016 - 11:29 am

The sun is shining, the weekend of beautiful debauchery is about to start and we are now gifted with a new track from Gucci Mane. More »

Claire’s Is Going Bankrupt Just Like Every Other Mall Store You Ever Shoplifted From

Karen Fratti | May 28, 2016 - 9:27 am

Maybe I’m just nostalgic, but it is totally weird that our children’s children will marvel at the idea of an enclosed space where you could shop for faux-surfer apparel, get your ears pierced for $10, all while stalking a crush without a cell phone.  More »

U.S. Women’s Soccer Team Will Strike If They Don’t Get As Much Money As The (Far Shittier) Men’s Team

Karen Fratti | May 27, 2016 - 7:45 pm

The U.S. women’s soccer team gets paid a quarter of what the men’s team does. And they aren’t merely equal to their male counterparts. They are actually better at playing soccer. More »

The Brant Brothers Are Releasing A Make-Up Line For Men (And Everyone Else) With MAC

Bronwyn Isaac | May 27, 2016 - 4:19 pm

The brothers’s intention with the line is to help normalize the idea of men — and really, people of any gender expression — wearing makeup. More »

‘Jeopardy’ Champion Buzzy Cohen Is Making Everyone Want To Sext Him, Punch Him, Or Both

Karen Fratti | May 27, 2016 - 3:10 pm

I was all about making fun of Buzzy until I learned he’s also someone’s dad. Which makes so much sense. More »

Amber Heard Files Restraining Order Against Johnny Depp Amid Accusations Of Domestic Abuse

Karen Fratti | May 27, 2016 - 2:10 pm

Whew, well this sucks ass. Looks like Johnny Depp was being violent with Amber Heard. I’m glad she’s getting out and protecting herself. Hopefully we can wrap her in a bit Internet hug of support, if we feel inclined to say anything at all. More »

How Sexist Internet Trolling Is Finally Getting Taken On By Politicians In The UK

Kylie Cheung | May 27, 2016 - 1:15 pm

The internet isn’t some separate sphere cut apart from the rest of society. The spread and normalization of sexual, gender-based attacks on the web is the spread and normalization of sexual, gender-based attacks in society at large. More »

Khloe Kardashian Is Finally Divorcing Lamar Odom, Like The Goddamn Champion She Is

Karen Fratti | May 27, 2016 - 12:13 pm

Maybe she’s finally stopped waiting around for a “good time” to dump Lamar. More »

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