Hipster Barbie’s Instagram Life Is More #Blessed Than Yours

Megan Reynolds / September 3, 2015

#kinfolk #socality #inspo #jumpstagram #vscocam #instagood #pdx #pnw… More »

Enterprising UT Student Drives Barbie Jeep Around Campus After DWI

Megan Reynolds / September 3, 2015

When life handed Tara Monroe a DWI, she got a Barbie Jeep and seized the fucking day. … More »

Married GOP State Reps Deny Hot Makeout Sesh In Parked Car

Robyn Pennacchia / September 3, 2015

Both, naturally, are big supporters of so-called traditional marriage. More »

The Chick With The Vagina Cat Hairball Speaks: “I Wish I Had Taken A Picture Of It”

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 3, 2015

Me too, Michelle Barrow, me too. More »

Mom Of Kids At Baby Fight Club Is Unamused

Bronwyn Isaac / September 3, 2015

New Jersey mom Eliana Rantz had a rud awakening this week when she heard that Lightbridge Academy, the place she had entrusted her three-year-old son Izzy, and her 19-month-old son Uri, was under investigation for hosting what two staffers referred to as “Baby Fight Club.”
The two former employees at fault, 22-year-old Erica Kenny, and… More »

Women Prefer Average-Sized Dongs Over That Giant Trouser Snake, According to Science

Megan Reynolds / September 3, 2015

Rejoice, mediocre-dicked men far and wide. Science has now proven that women actually prefer your standard, average-sized pickle, not the giant looming kielbasa that many men yearn for and few actually possess.
As reported by The Daily Beast, researchers used 3D models to represent the plethora of penis sizes, lengths and girths, and presented these… More »

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