Tim Kaine Is Fine Being America’s Dad, And These 7 Times He Was Peak Dad Prove It

Jeans, white sneakers, and harmonicas are what this man is all about. More »


Maine Governor Paul LePage Calls Another Politician A “Cocksucker” In A Very Eloquent Voicemail

The governor of Maine doesn’t seem to have his shit together this week. More »


The Way Urban Decay Promoted Its New Razor Sharp Eyeliner Trivializes Cutting

Due to immediate backlash the Urban Decay has removed their initial tweet, which featured the image of the eyeliner swiped wrist with what I presume was the “playful intention” to mimic imagery of self-harm in a creative way. More »


This Shirt Reacts To People’s Gaze, So You Can Know For Sure If The Hottie At The Bar Is Checking You Out

It’s sort of trippy. More »


Katy Perry Feels Bad For The Guy Catfished Into Thinking He Was Dating Her For 6 Years

In an interview Friday morning on Sirius XM’s Morning Mash Up Show, Perry revealed that while she has caught wind of the man who thought he was dating her, she couldn’t bring herself to watch his episode of Catfish. More »


France Overturns The Burkini Ban After The World Explained How Ridiculous It Was

Although the court’s ruling applies just to Villeneuve-Loubet, most advocates expect it to serve as precedent for the 30 other small towns where mayors decided to tell women what they can and cannot wear to the beach. More »


The Judge Who Sentenced Brock Turner Takes Himself Off All Criminal Cases

Beginning Sept. 6, Persky will only preside over civil cases in order to not bring unwarranted attention to criminal cases he would rule on. More »


Barbra Streisand And “Donald Trump” Duet “Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better”

Jimmy Fallon has really gotten his Donald Trump impression down to an art and doesn’t hesitate to show it off. More »


Heroin Laced With The Most Potent Opioid Is Causing A Huge Rise In Overdoses In The Midwest

The authorities believe heroin laced with carfentanil has caused almost 90 overdoses in one Ohio county this week and about 60 in just two days across Ohio and Indiana, though the cause hasn’t been confirmed. More »


Tennessee Woman Blasts Teens For Taking Selfies In A T.J. Maxx, Meanwhile She’s Also Shopping In A T.J. Maxx

“If you’re gonna do a photoshoot in a store, you might as well go to Macy’s,” she said. More »


Activist Heroes Are Taking Dildos To Class Instead Of Guns In A “Cocks Not Glocks” Campaign

Even if Cocks Not Glocks doesn’t manage to get the law repealed, the noble protestors hope it will wake people up to the fact that the U.S. is balls deep in gun violence. More »


Casey Wilson And June Diane Raphael Are Making A Show About Women With Anger Issues For Hulu

Let’s talk about getting pissed off. More »


Vogue Brazil Photoshopped Able-Bodied Actors To Look Like Amputees Instead Of Featuring Actual Paralympians

There were a lot of actual athletes they could have used. More »


The University Of Kentucky Is Suing Its Student Newspaper To Protect A Professor Accused Of Sexual Assault

Former University of Kentucky associate professor of entomology James Harwood was accused of sexual assault and harassment by two students in December. More »


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Here’s The Trailer For ‘Planetarium’ Starring Natalie Portman and Lily-Rose Depp As Sisters In 1930s Paris

Planetarium features Portman and Baby Depp as sisters (sure, OK) who work as mediums in Paris. They also take baths together and smoke cigarettes, as all sisters do from time to time. Oh, and this is all set in the 1930s, which I have to believe was fucking Portman’s idea.More »


The FBI Is Investigating The Leslie Jones Hack, Hopefully Finding The Assholes Responsible

They should parade them around so everyone can see who they are. More »


Jenelle Evans From ‘Teen Mom 2′ Is Pregnant With Her 3rd Baby, Continues Making Excellent Life Choices

Evans is currently ass-deep in hella contested custody battles with her ex and mom over her two current children, which yes, as we’re all thinking, does make this an incredibly good time to throw another baby-log on the raging dumpster fire that is Evans’ interpersonal relationships. More »


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